Master Devil Don't Kiss Me

Translated by newbienoona

Edited and proofread by anks

“Where would I read shoujo manga? Is that comic book geared to male students any good?” Ling Hanyu raises his fist in dissatisfaction . Xiao Mingluo blocks his fist and meditates to calm himself . Three… two… .

Once again, Ling Hanyu raises his other fist and is about to strike Xiao Mingluo . He really can be dense .

“One . ” Xiao Mingluo counts back . Ling Hanyu looks into his eyes and turns his head to Chuxia . He carefully reads her . His pupils contract tightly before returning to normal .

“What? Work?!!!” His voice resounds through the entire court . Did An Chuxia unexpectedly request for employment? G.o.d, did judgement day arrive? Otherwise, how can this happen? How?!

With no other recourse but to shake his head, Xiao Mingluo reluctantly apologizes for Ling Hanyu . “I am so sorry for his behavior . Actually, you don’t need to be surprised because this idiot of a guy… is naturally slow . ”

She can’t help but smile . His slow response is on point… This isn’t a normal reaction, she says to herself as she shakes her head . She looks up with a harmless smile . “You two are very good-looking guys . Would either of you be willing help me keep busy? Help me look for a part time job, one that I can only do on the weekends… . ”

Through wisdom, she tries to feed their not-so-silly egos . Calling them “good-looking guys” is a compliment . She needs to add the “very” .

Ling Hanyu squints, distrusting her statement . “An Chuxia, today isn’t the first of April . If you’re playing us, you should’ve picked a better day!”

Next to him, Xiao Mingluo agrees . He nods, saying, “No one will believe the future Han grandmother is looking for a part-time job . This would’ve been the best joke ever, but if it isn’t, you might as well regard it as one . ” Ling Hanyu nods in agreement .

Clenching her teeth, she stubbornly says, “You know very well that my status as Han Qilu’s fiancée is only temporary . This is why I don’t want this ident.i.ty revealed . Since you don’t want to help me, why are you rebuffing me so much? I’m so annoyed with this… . ”

So annoyed? Ling Hanyu’s heart suddenly slows down a bit .

“No one has rejected you . It so happens my family lacks a maid, but, the task is laborious . The entire house needs cleaning . Can you do it?” Both arms cross his chest while he raises his chin . “You decide your wages . ”

She actually has a laoda saying “the employee sets the wages” . These people either have brain damage or are mentally handicapped . Xiao Mingluo, who’s been standing at the side watching every person’s mood, tilts his mouth in amus.e.m.e.nt… Ling Hanyu? An Chuxia?

The premise to this story is becoming interesting . He would like to sprinkle some oil and see how this plays out .

“That’s right . Your previous maid collapsed from exhaustion because she had to clean that big house . She’s yet to recover from it . ” Xiao Mingluo looks at her pensively . “An Chuxia, cla.s.smate, you really don’t have to prove your strength . A show-off can suffer much loss… . ”

Translated by newbienoona.

Edited and proofread by anks.

“Where would I read shoujo manga? Is that comic book geared to male students any good?” Ling Hanyu raises his fist in dissatisfaction . Xiao Mingluo blocks his fist and meditates to calm himself . Three… two…

Once again, Ling Hanyu raises his other fist and is about to strike Xiao Mingluo . He really can be dense

“One . ” Xiao Mingluo counts back . Ling Hanyu looks into his eyes and turns his head to Chuxia . He carefully reads her . His pupils contract tightly before returning to normal

“What? Work?!!!” His voice resounds through the entire court . Did An Chuxia unexpectedly request for employment? G.o.d, did judgement day arrive? Otherwise, how can this happen? How?!.

With no other recourse but to shake his head, Xiao Mingluo reluctantly apologizes for Ling Hanyu . “I am so sorry for his behavior . Actually, you don’t need to be surprised because this idiot of a guy… is naturally slow . ”.

She can’t help but smile . His slow response is on point… This isn’t a normal reaction, she says to herself as she shakes her head . She looks up with a harmless smile . “You two are very good-looking guys . Would either of you be willing help me keep busy? Help me look for a part time job, one that I can only do on the weekends… . ”.

Through wisdom, she tries to feed their not-so-silly egos . Calling them “good-looking guys” is a compliment . She needs to add the “very”

Ling Hanyu squints, distrusting her statement . “An Chuxia, today isn’t the first of April . If you’re playing us, you should’ve picked a better day!”.

Next to him, Xiao Mingluo agrees . He nods, saying, “No one will believe the future Han grandmother is looking for a part-time job . This would’ve been the best joke ever, but if it isn’t, you might as well regard it as one . ” Ling Hanyu nods in agreement

Clenching her teeth, she stubbornly says, “You know very well that my status as Han Qilu’s fiancée is only temporary . This is why I don’t want this ident.i.ty revealed . Since you don’t want to help me, why are you rebuffing me so much? I’m so annoyed with this… . ”.

So annoyed? Ling Hanyu’s heart suddenly slows down a bit

“No one has rejected you . It so happens my family lacks a maid, but, the task is laborious . The entire house needs cleaning . Can you do it?” Both arms cross his chest while he raises his chin . “You decide your wages . ”.

She actually has a laoda saying “the employee sets the wages” . These people either have brain damage or are mentally handicapped . Xiao Mingluo, who’s been standing at the side watching every person’s mood, tilts his mouth in amus.e.m.e.nt… Ling Hanyu? An Chuxia?.

The premise to this story is becoming interesting . He would like to sprinkle some oil and see how this plays out

“That’s right . Your previous maid collapsed from exhaustion because she had to clean that big house . She’s yet to recover from it . ” Xiao Mingluo looks at her pensively . “An Chuxia, cla.s.smate, you really don’t have to prove your strength . A show-off can suffer much loss… . ”.

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