Ninth heavens of pleasure!Holy s.h.i.+t!
"B-bruh?!"
The brat younger by few hundred years is calling him bruh?! Mr. Father threw the absurd "heavens of pleasure" from his mind as he struggled few steps back! Brat just called him bruh in front of his family! As Family head, he couldn"t let it slip like that!
But Yaoyao was looking at Xia Feng the same way his wife was looking in the past!
Young affection!
"Brat, you better don"t f.u.c.k this up!"
Mr. Father complained inwardly! If Xia Feng doesn"t have status and treasures, then he should at least have good potential... And we all know the potential of erossu!
"Good at s.e.x?"
Sha Shayani quickly returend to his senses. The whole crowd had still the mouth opened wide as the commoner was speaking about such things so proudly and calmly... but can good rod be compared with the treasures and status of whole Sha family?!
"And who says I am not good at s.e.x! Anyway, s.e.x isn"t that important in life."
The young master Sha spoke as he himself believes to be good in bed. But more importantly, what is the most important in life is strength and status! With those, you can have s.e.x whenever you want with high quality beauties!
One could easily look into the army of Sha Shayani and see a few beauties s.h.i.+ning brightly! However, their faces were flushed red right now... and... looking below or to the side as if trying to escape?! What does that mean?! But that"s not important right now!
"Father... Is s.e.x not important?"
"Hmm?"
The one who tugged the sleeve of Mr. Father was his youngest daughter, Yi Sunni. She was fifteen years old and old enough to learn about relations.h.i.+ps and its basics! Still, she was rather small and her puffy red cheeks were cute as she looked attentively into her fathers eyes!
Who the f.u.c.k dropped the fluffy bomb out of nowhere?!
Cough! Cough!
"Of course it"s important..."
Once you feel the pleasure coming out from the beautiful connection, one simply can not throw it away! Furthermore, the love and pa.s.sion can be reignited and reignited during the connection which is simply beautiful feeling.
"It"s like hunger, dear. We must satisfy our bodies and doing this with our loved ones is the best. Little Sun always likes to eat with daddy, right?"
And one must satisfy the lady as itching can also make the things worse in cultivation! f.u.c.k it! The lady might not even breakthrough if she doesn"t feel satisfied with life and if there is bad husband not caring about beauty for a long time, then one know what the lady will do to satisfy the itching!
"Yes! So If I find the loved one, I must spread my legs and join the beautiful connection! But... I heard father telling mother to use her feet to catch the d.i.c.k!"
"""..."""
Mr. Father blushed so f.u.c.king much like never before. Turning to the side to dodge curious eyes of his little daughter and other... embarra.s.sed looks of his family and guest, he suddenly noticed his wife blus.h.i.+ng just like him!
"My love! My young love has been reignited!"
The heart of old man burned with hot pa.s.sion! After this incident, he is definitely going to take his beauty to the trip where they have first met! But for now, he must withstand every kind of eyes looking at him.
Of course, there were a lot of people understanding the head of Yi family, so it was not that bad to withstand this... The worst one was Little Yi Sunni who was contemplating something while keeping the contact with father...
THEN!
"I see! It"s like hunger! I used to like eat apples, but I don"t feel like eating apples anymore... It"s like that with s.e.x as well! Mommy now has to use her feet as it"s new, right?!"
Oh, G.o.d! The shackles of destiny moves for this fluffy bomb!
"Yeah... Cough! Cough! You are right, Little Sun is so smart... and quick-witted!"
"Hehe~~"
The small silver haired lady laughed happily and cheerfuly as she likes to get complimented! Turning to her sisters who were older and more mature, the brat asked for more, but there was one idiot who f.u.c.ked the whole spectatle!
"Strength still reigns supreme! One simply can not shake off the feeling of having one"s fists smashed directly into the faces of opponents! The satisfaction of their bodies getting smashed by my power is the best! Furthermore, I keep it gentle in the bed... This is the perfect balance as I am true man. My enemies scream in fear and my beauties gently smile in the bed."
"""...."""
Sha Shayani! What the f.u.c.k is he saying?! For this young master, the perfect balance of loudness and quietness is perfect! The little brat turned to her father to ask if this is true, because she clearly heard her mother screaming instead of being "gentle"...
Good s.h.i.+t that Yaoyao held her!
"Hah!"
But there was no one to hold Xia Feng!
"Dude, you are doing it wrong then! Pfff~~ Gently smiling in bed?"
Beauty not screaming? Gently smiling?! Xia Feng knows why the beauties gently smile for this young master. Simply because they don"t want to make it awkward in the bed! So to give the best satisfaction to their young masters, they give up on their own!
Poor beauties!
"What are you talking about?! Commoner like you.... can"t even imagine what kind of pills I have in my storage ring!"
Heavens! And he is using pills... The beauties who were standing in the army already were like red tomatoes, wanting to get burried in the ground! And the army itself... began to understand what is going on!
The elder that came with Sha Shayani opened his mouth to stop his young master, but Erossu Vision works perfectly if there is a bit of erossu in the air!
"You!"
"Brat! What do you-"
Xia Feng pointed his finger at the old man who was clearly stronger than him! But what?! It"s not their household, so without approval of Mr. Father, they won"t even release their qi at him... Other than simple pressure, but that ain"t enough to stop the erossu man!
"Are you gentle in bed?"
"..."
The elder got shocked... As if he is f.u.c.king gentle! He slams his pelvis into the beauties like f.u.c.king bull, eliciting the screams and moans that pierce the heavens! Of course, it"s not the ninth heavens of erossu pleasure, but still.
He is wild! And with the help of pills from Sha family, the man can keep his harem satisfied for a very long time indeed. Even the shackles of destiny can not touch those satisfied women! BUT!
"I... I am gentle..."
But he had to lie to keep his young master"s pride! Sha Shayani, however, raised his head up with victorious expression as that"s how it is! That"s how it should be. Loud and smas.h.i.+ng in the battle... and gentle in bed, so that beauties let out beautiful... smiles.. Yes...
"You!"
Then Xia Feng pointed at the closest guard to the Sha Shayani! It might be his friend as he was quite young. Well, it doesn"t matter right now. The question that matters right now is...
"Are you gentle in bed?"
"I... I am... gentle... Of course, I am."
The young guard nodded with hard expression! He could only thank the heavens that Sha Shayani was standing in the front, so he could keep this voice calm without trying to control his face that was awkwardly twitching...
"Oh... so you are all gentle.... huh..."
Erossu Ears and Vision were working nicely. Xia Feng already could see the ladies getting more dejected, so it was definitely much worse for the man who had to say it after Xia Feng pointed his fingers at them!
And the ladies from Yi family already approached the head! Xia Feng could see and hear what they are saying!
"Kasu, you mustn"t let our Yaoyao... become this man"s..."
"No way I am going to let my sister feel such torture!"
"We don"t need ties with Sha family, just help this young man."
The aunts and sisters joined in to convince their head to stop this show! Thanks to Xia Feng, they have learnt about Sha Shayani weakness and the reason he has so many beauties!
"He can only use his status to keep them! Yaoyao eventaully won"t withstand this torture and run away! No need to make her life hard!"
"I know... Let the brat take care of him."
"Eh?"
"He called me f.u.c.king bruh. If he wins then he can call me bruh and have Yaoyao. Hah!"
While the Yi family had their inward discussions, Xia Feng patiently waited for the guards to stop shouting "I am gentle as well!" as he listened to the erossu discussion! Looks like the aunts and sisters are already taken and knowledgable which is understandable.
Only Little Sun couldn"t understand, but... Oh, s.h.i.+t! Erossu!
"I see... you are all gentle... Then, It"s fine to a.s.sume that you are also gently kissing the depts of your ladies while they gently smile at you?"
"""Of course!"""
"You... kiss the depths?"
"""Eh?"""
Sha Shayani"s expression suddenly turned dark. No one could see his eyes, but the question of his already answered all doubts... Yes, Sha Shayani can"t reach the dephts! He can"t kiss the lady"s most important part which means... that he is... small as Du Shung!
"Small as Du Shung... Pffff~~"
Heavens!
"Y-young master... We..."
"We... actually... can"t...."
"Y-yes... We can"t-"
The young master raised his hand up! He knew that his army was doing their best to soothe his pain and they have lied to save him and his pride. He might like to show up, but the army of his is his greatest treasure!
"I know... I know..."
He treasured his army, but couldn"t accept the fact that he, someone from such prestigous family has been born with small D... Trembling, the body of Sha Shayani began releasing the qi that was quite good quality.
The strong cultivators around narrowed their eyes to such young master!
"I know... what to do now..."
He can"t satisfy his ladies, so there was huge chance that they already has someone else doing this! But before he begins his questioning for them, he has to repay Xia Feng for enlightening him...
"I will f.u.c.king kill you as a reward! I will kill everyone with better roddddddd!"
"So you want to kill the whole world? Pffff~~"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Kill him!"
The army of Sha Shayani is his strength! Waving his arm at the common cultivator, the young master has sent all his guards except elder as he is part of his family, not army!
""KILL!""
The ground shook upon their charge! The army brandished their weapons as they began releasing a bit of their qi around the tips! And as Xia Feng saw this, he couldn"t help but applause! They could sent their qi to the treasures which made the weapons bloom with power.
"Okay, okay~~ You want to kill me, cus I have good s.h.i.+t d.i.c.kens? Then let me.."
Xia Feng spoke the last sentence inwardly!
"...show you the power of D."
The young erossu cultivator didn"t move at all! Since the army was big, they easily encircled him and had inward disputes as to who is first to smash this brat! One could tell that they already recognized the young man as dead man...
So, the one who was the closest to their young masters took the command! He just sent himself and the closest one to Xia Feng! And as army send their treasures at the young man!
""DIE!""
"White Lotus."
But Xia Feng wasn"t worried at the weapons that were going at him with high speed. He raised his arms up, spreading them wide!
White Lotus... He has lady that has Red Lotus as cultivation and other on the shackles of destiny with Blue Lotus! So he himself went for white! One can guess the reason for the white!
"Ah! The flowers are falling from the sky!"
"Little Sun... Those are... not flowers..."
The experienced ladies and men knew what is this! The white objects falling from the sky are something that every gentleman had at leasts once in their hands! Exactly! Those are tissues tightly folded... And as Xia Feng let them go, they unfolded slightly, thus white lotus!
And gentlemen... Yes... everyone had such tissues in their hands as they are drenched with white seed...
"White Lotus: AWE!"
FLICK! FLICK! FLICK!
Explosion! Explosion! Explosion!
""ARGHHHHH!""
Heavens! The white lotuses fell down rather quickly from the sky as if they truly had bombs! Even so, they fell gracefuly like treasures... like masterpieces! The erossu bombs quickly muddled the senses of the army with their smells... then quickly took a few down... with the explosion!
Xia Feng who felt the bombs" power, catched his head and laughed out loud!
"Ahahahahah~! You like screams on the battlefield, youuuung master~~?"
"..."
"Then feel free to listen to few more!"
Explosion! Flick! Explosion! Flick!
The circle of those actions was infinite! Xia Feng spread his arms once more and began spinning elegantly which charmed Yaoyao as she saw how strong and easily he took down his enemies...
"Ahahahaha!"
The beauty just felt him for one day yet it was enough to make her body remember the sensation of man for eternity! One doesn"t need reasons to fall in love. Just go for it if you feel something stirring inside your body!
Good s.h.i.+t.
And as Yaoyao was falling more and more into confident Xia Feng, the rest of the Yi family was likewise believing in this commoner!
He can give good future for our Yaoyao!
Mr. Father, Yi Kasu also confirmed this. He had a lot of children and the family was doing good, so it"s not like they needed more ties with other families. Yaoyao can choose herself her man and if she already had contact with this erossu cultivator, then he can bless them!
Xia Feng"s "treasures" quickly had overtaken the battlefield as their explosions silenced the whole army and their cries!
"The question is whether he has more of those... Nah, it doesn"t matter... He took them to fight for Yaoyao, so f.u.c.k this."
The head nodded, but as he had done so, he also noticed his youngest daughter... blus.h.i.+ng like his wife in younger days?!
"Hy!"
Oi, are you Xia?