Dreamland - Xia Feng.He was sleeping after painful day. It was supposed to be quick mission robe take yet destiny was too brutal this time. His normal day was far from normal. One must realize that normal day for Xia Feng means day filled with perverts.
But... But this d.a.m.n Elder has been ploted by someone!
Thus, Xia Feng became victim of this certain person.
"Aahhhh! What are you doing here?!"
Is he hallucinating?! No it"s dream, but Xia Feng was not in proper state to realize it. Right now, he was seeing one of his first women from his past life... Her red long hair was wildly fluttering behind her like some kind of cape! Wearing her golden red armor, this beauty was not holding sword as usual, but...
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHY?! LEAVE! LEAVE!"
Sausage. Xia Feng immediately fell on his b.u.t.t as he felt huge pain down here. The sound of certain explosion a.s.saulted his mind as he stomped the ground incessantly to run away. But no matter how long, the image of his past wife didn"t disappear... It was as if he was moving in one place!
Thus, he focused his eyes on hers... Those red beast eyes were like jewels and he always liked to look at this pair as they were mesmerizing. Small golden light in the middle had been always giving the mysterious charm!
Of course... it was different now.
"AHhhhhhhhhhh! Hiiiiiiiiiii! NO! NO!"
Xia Feng saw the relfection of the sausage! It was becoming bigger as the red beauty was bringing it closer to her mouth! This just caused Xia Feng to scream like sick person... Where is the reincarnated monster? Where is the man full of experience?!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
She bit the tip of sausage mercilessly throwing her hand back. Xia Feng screamed as he felt like he saw some kind of liquid! His eyes unconsciously peeked at the sausage which was indeed in red liquid...
"THIS IS f.u.c.kING KETCHUP! RIGHT?! PLEASE! AHHHHH! NO! BLURGH!"
Oh, he vomited. In the end, even Xia Feng couldn"t hold and his trauma was just getting worse with each second... The beauty was munching and eating this G.o.dd.a.m.n sausage without any expression, worsening the effects of poor man!
The body of Xia Feng kept thras.h.i.+ng so much that he almost fell from it! Poor man! He has been already facing her with his back as it was the only way to mitigate this painful experience! But as he was looking away, the other beauty materialized just barely away from him.
Her appearance was as mesmerizing as the first one. She held in her hand sandwich with a lot of cured meat! The amount of this was huge, but it resembled... resembled garden!
"Hiiiiiiiiii!"
The garden filled with love juices! The beauty put her lips on the sandwich and stood like that as if making him remember the juicy garden of Madam Mari whose juices were unstoppable! This garden was far from lovely one as it was loose as f.u.c.k!
It was quite disgusting one after Elder Gu treatment! Thank G.o.d Du Shung took good care of it with his small pee pee!
The sandwich was with some juices and Xia Feng kept watching at the jaw of his former wife moving as she kept eating. This was horror!
"P-p-p-p-please...."
""Mmhmmm. So tasty~~""
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Xia Feng woke up, his hand was unconsciously holding the sword as if he was ready to slash anyone who dared to approach him. With cold sweat drenching his whole body and pyjama, Xia Feng fell from the bed!
"I must f.u.c.ken run from this sect! As far as possible!"
"BEAUTY! AHAHHA! THANK YOU!"
It was Du Shung! He suddenly shouted during the dream which was quite pleasant. The juicy garden of Madam Mari whose cultivation was much more advanced than him caused Du Shung to simply breakthrough.
His perverted disposition is what allows this man to reach the depths of his cultivation! He even already got a robe from his teacher!
So what if he lost quickly? He tasted top quality garden and broke through! Heavens! How lucky he is?!
Xia Feng was not even thinking about Du Shung as he took the pen. He began writing the letters to every woman he knew. With his Erossu Destiny, it"s hard to make friends, either male or female... Thus, the writing began.
It was rough as he didn"t even think about writing it slowly! One could see his emotions by looking at the letters written with emotions! First one was to Li Miae! Then, as he thought about Gu Zexi...
"Poor woman. She already should know what had happened. Oh my f.u.c.ken G.o.d... Blur-!"
HE HELD! Xia Feng finally held, but this was due to all good words he had written for Gu Zexi as he promised to take care of her after he himself cures his trauma. Xia Feng also hadn"t forgotten about Yaoyao as he promised to visit her after his work in main kitchen!
"f.u.c.k!"
Puking at the thought of his woman"s garden?! Just... just how wrong it is?! Xia Feng was even scared to touch his own, the image of his own D becoming giant like and exploding... has been like curse appearing each time he had to p.i.s.s!
So he was doing it skillfully without looking or touching!
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Mission"s Department!
It was huge building, probably one of the tallest in the whole sect! With his new robes, Xia Feng could go to first floor without anyone stopping him. Here, there were several ladies working behind the desk and controlling everything here!
It was in the middle of the night, but there were a lot of people. Seeing Xia Feng who was moving like drunktard, stumbling every five steps, many thought about stopping him... But the young man who had his head low, had his eyes raised all the way up!
Quite scary indeed! This scary eyes filled with resolution to... escape and cure himself were too scary! Even the lady behind the desk was scared, but as professional, she had dealed with many different kind of people.
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"h.e.l.lo, young man... Are you perhaps newly advanced Nature Realm Cultivator? If so, then you must be interested in missions outside sect right? Let me give you one that is close to our sect-"
"NO! Blur-!"
"EH?!"
The roar of demon! Not only lady got scared, but her every acquaintance and other customers of this floor! They all jumped in fear as the roar of Xia Feng rang out in their ears... But this was defensive roar! Xia Feng was just defending himself unconsciously! Of course, he was also fighting to not vomit on this lady who tried to help him...
"As... as far... as far as possible, please... please."
"Yes! Yes! Don"t worry, don"t worry..."
She was responding accordingly! Her voice was mild and as tender as possible! Good lady indeed.