"I am a shopkeeper. But I"m your granny too!" Samantha laughed with her hands on her hips.In that moment, it was as if the entirety of Yuri"s world had crashed down upon her. How could the kind old lady be her granny? She taught her many things so she could have an edge in pursuing Tanya and yet the old lady had such an ident.i.ty. Yuri was absolutely confused.
"You shouldn"t be teaching Yuri all of these indecent things. Do you know the strife you have caused me? My little angel will be corrupted by you if you continue like this." Feeling an obvious sense of annoyance, Tanya pouted and was indeed unhappy with Samantha.
"Don"t blame me for doing something that would need to be done sooner or later. Yuri is at a marriageable age this year and I don"t want her growing up to become a nun. You have fire in you, I saw that play you did at the academy; excellent move." The smile on Samantha"s face was terribly irritating for Tanya to see. Samantha was actually trying to arrange a marriage right after a near-death moment, only someone with no common sense would do such a thing.
"Come on, my little Yuri is quite a catch you know? Many boys want her to themselves and there are many unsavoury types among them. I can rest easy if I know that you are by her side." More and more words came out of Samantha"s mouth, each one was another playful taunt.
"Granny! Stop embarra.s.sing me~!" Yuri leapt at Samantha and began furiously tugging on her clothes like a maniac.
Samantha smiled at this and did not move. Yuri had just ascended to the 2nd ascension, so she did not manage to make Samantha move. A throbbing sensation within Samantha"s heart erupted because of Yuri"s cuteness onslaught, being the factor that would force her to lose a bit of composure.
"Yuri can choose anyone she wants. I will not deny her this freedom and I will support her with all of my heart, so please do not force her to marry me at such a young age." Tanya let go of the comedy act, respectfully giving her declaration to Samantha. It would be easier for her to give Yuri a choice, at least it would give her time while Yuri thinks the question over.
"I WANT TANYA!"
"..."
"I recorded that. Now I have all the evidence I need. I recommend you go see a chiropractor once you marry the lot, bedding more than one at a time can take a toll on the body. But then again, your body is quite strong, 3rd ascension no doubt; just like that automaton." She pointed towards Alpha as she spoke, indicating that she knew their power levels.
"Delete the recording!"
"No!"
"If you want me to delete the recording on this crystal orb, you"d better hurry up and marry my precious Yuri! That is the non-negotiable requirement; NO BUTS!" With a tired look on Tanya"s face, she could only accept this ultimatum. It was not like it was a bad thing, it was just that she wanted to become the valedictorian before marrying anyone.
Marrying so many at a single time would put strain on her hips after the honeymoon. What devil would force her to bed so many women at the same time?
"Is this a ploy to buy more products from the old ladies" store in the capital?" Tanya thought, scratching her chin gently.
"It is hard to trust people that work in business."
SNIFF SNIFF
"Tan-Tanya… do you not want me…?" Yuri let out some tears from her eyes with one sleeve wiping over her beautiful face.
"..." Tanya was hoping that Yuri would take this seriously. She"d rather have Yuri react all bubbly like she usually would, yet she was crying at Tanya"s reaction.
To tell the truth, it was quite rude of Tanya to have such a reaction. Yuri loved her, and such a reaction to this love naturally made her feel anguish.
"Yuri… stop that… you are my precious cute Yuri… come here." Tanya opened her arms to receive a crying Yuri jumping at her.
With a loud thump, Yuri did not hesitate to leap at and embrace Tanya with all of her heart. She was also sure that hugs are her own fetish, so doing this made her feel hot.
"Do you want to get married? Are you sure you have thought this through and asked your parents for permission? You are not a full adult like Rose, so permission is a given when marrying. I can still give you hugs and kisses whenever you-"
Yuri immediately responded by taking out a sheet of rolled paper from her pocket, handing it to Tanya straight away.
"Well, What is this…?" Tanya opened it.
"I, Baron Carter, give express permission for my daughter, Yuri Carter, to marry Tanya Vermillion and produce many heirs."
"..."
"Producing children should not be an issue either, Magic has come a long way for women that love other women. While men cannot get pregnant no matter how hard they try, women just need to insert the correct liquid to get each other pregnant. The DLDO-69 is an excellent product in this aspect, increasing birth rates to 50% of the chances of a standard session of love-making between a man and a woman." Her shamelessness was enough for even Yuri to be ashamed.
"SHAMELESS!" Tanya was unable to keep a straight face no matter how hard she tried. This old lady was really here to stir up trouble.
"I will buy your best model." Rose immediately took out a pouch of gold coins, ready for business with Samantha.
"Me too." Penelope also came in with her own money.
"Ahhh… the sweet sound of money. Don"t you just love it when the coins bang against each other and make those ringing sounds in the bag? It means that I have made money. And I love making money." Samantha quickly processed the transactions and gave a wink at Tanya, signalling incoming doom for sooner or later.
"Wow! It shoots out edible umm-well… you know." Penelope began blus.h.i.+ng as she read through the contents of the box containing the device.
"It allows you to feel the pleasure that men receive when they make love…" Rose noted.
"Extra long 12 inch…"
"..." Tanya felt helpless. She just hoped that she would not be ganged up on, it would be simply tragic for her to deal with such a humiliating event. She wasn"t even sure if she could take in the length.
However, she knew that the strongest offence is the strongest defence.
"I will also buy one." Tanya flicked a pouch of coins to Samantha and collected her own device.
"Thanks for your patronage, everyone~! Just remember to use the feeling can get addicting for those that are of weaker mind… the product is really realistic after all."
"Tanya, are you-you… are you going to make me pregnant with that~?"
BADUMP
"!!!" The cuteness and lewd levels were off the charts. Tanya could only stare blankly at Yuri, before remembering her usual response method.
"I can give you a baby if you really want, but I"m not sure that I need more~" Tanya leaned in and tickled Yuri"s chin gently, showing off her beautifully charming face to the latter. The response was a deep crimson blush, unable to be cured by normal means.
"You have a baby…?" Yuri asked anxiously.
"You"re my baby."
"!!!"
*Facepalm*
*Faint*
Tanya had finished Yuri off with just three words, enough to even make Rose, Erina, and Yuna faint from the pure dominating energy coming from Tanya. No mortal could pull off something like this.
[Level up: Prince Charming 9]
"Ththank you… I would rather be one of your women instead though."
"If you want that, I will naturally give it to you. You are my woman. I hope you can tolerate me serving more women in bed though, I don"t think I can be selfish after going this far-"
"Group s.e.x is my fetish I think."
"..."
"Samantha, I will beat you until your head turns black from bruises and your b.u.t.t becomes as red as a tomato! You have taken away my precious little angel… how could you?" An internal storm of emotions flooded into Tanya, suppressed by her lack of facial expressions.
"By the way, Tanya. I read that the saintess job is a 3rd ascension job but why do I have it now?"
"..."
"What did you just say?" Samantha asked.
"I got the [Saintess] job."
"..."
In Tanya"s past life, she had only ever encountered a single individual that could skip a single ascension to a level two above it. That person was a saint with maximum light affinity. Now she was seeing history repeat itself in her current life.
"How could Yuri be so lucky?"
"That"s amazing, Yuri! Come here and get your reward!" Tanya hugged Yuri from the front again, smiling warmly as she stuck her tongue out at Samantha, who was watching.
"b.o.o.bIES!"
Yuri nearly suffocated that day.
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