anything that says "Drink me." And don"t touch Klahdforsaken magik mirrors with barriers around them that say "Don"t touch!" . . . What did you say?" Aahz spun around on his heel.
"I said I know it"s my fault. I was just trying to keep Gleep from eating the frame," I explained
sheepishly.
"Gleep!" the dragon added brightly, beside me.
"So why didn"t you tie him up before we went in?" Aahz said.
"I did tie him up!" I protested. "You know I did. You saw me knot the leash around a post." But we
could both make an educated guess as to what had happened.
My dragon was not allowed in most reputable places or what pa.s.sed for reputable at the Bazaar at Deva, the largest trading area anywhere in the mult.i.tude of dimensions. It often happened that unscrupulous Deveel shop proprietors ridded themselves of unwanted merchandise at a profit, by arranging for accidents to occur. Such as having a convenient fire during for which time the owners have an unshakeable alibi. Such as leaving the door ajar while they just run next door to borrow a cup of sugar.
Such as loosening the tether on a baby dragon whose reputation for clumsiness is almost as impressive as its master"s reputation for magical skill and deep pockets. Said dragon would go charging after its beloved owner. Merchandise would start to hit the tent floor as soon as it entered. More goods, not even close to being in range of said rampaging dragon, would shatter into pieces. Outraged shopkeeper would appear demanding reimburs.e.m.e.nt at rates inflated four or five times the true worth. Unlucky customer would be forced to sh.e.l.l out or risk expulsion (or worse) from the Bazaar. All genuine valuables would have been removed from the shop ahead of time, of course.
"Maybe one of Bezel"s rivals let him loose," I suggested hopefully, not liking my skills at tying knots to be called into question.
"What were you doing looking at that mirror anyhow?"
I felt a little silly admitting the truth, but it had been my curiosity that had gotten us stranded out here.
"Ma.s.sha told me about it. She said this was a really great item. It shows the looker his fondest dream. . . . Naturally, I wanted to see if it was anything we could use in our business. You know, to scope out our clients, find out what it is they really want . . ."
"And what did you see?" Aahz asked quickly.
"Only my own dreams," I said, wondering why Aahz was so touchy. "Daydreams, really. Me,
surrounded by our friends, rich, happy, with a beautiful girl . . ." Although the mirror had been a little sketchy about the actual physical details I remembered vivid impressions of pulchritude and s.e.x appeal.
A slow smile spread over Aahz"s scaly features. "You know those dream girls, partner. They never turn
out like you hope they will."
I frowned. "Yes, but if it"s your own dream, wouldn"t she be exactly what you want? How about yours?
What did you see?"
"Nothing," Aahz said flatly. "I didn"t look."
"But you did," I insisted, grabbing on to a fleeting memory of Aahz with an astonished expression on his
face. "What did you see?"
"Forget it, apprentice! It was a big fake. Bezel probably had a self-delusion spell put on the mirror to
spur someone stupid like you into buying it. When you got home you"d have seen nothing reflected in it but Bezel"s fantasy of a genuine sucker."
"No, I"m sure the mirror was real," I said thoughtfully. I knew what I"d daydreamed over the years, but
those wishes had been piecemeal, little things now and again. I"d never had such a coherent and complete vision of my fantasies. "Come on, Aahz, what did you see?"
"None of your business!"
But I wasn"t going to be put off that easily.
"C"mon. I told you mine," I wheedled. Aahz"s wishes were bound to be interesting. He had seen dozens of dimensions, and been around a lot more than I had. "You probably have some sophisticated plan about an empire with you at the top of the heap, in charge. Hundreds of people begging for your services. Wine! Women! Song!"
"Shut up!" Aahz commanded. But by now, my curiosity was an unignorable itch.
"There"s no one around here for miles," I said, and it was the truth. "n.o.body could get up here in hearing range. They"d have to build a bridge to that next peak, and it"s miles away. There"s no one here but us.
I"m your best friend, right?"
"I doubt that!"
"Hey!" I exclaimed, hurt.
Aahz relented, looking around. "Sorry. You didn"t deserve that, even if you did make a boneheaded
move by touching that mirror. Well, since it"s just us . . . Yeah, I saw something. That"s why I think it"s a delusion spell. I saw things the way they used to be, me doing magik-big magik-impressing the heck out of thousands-no, millions! I got respect. I miss that."
I was astonished. "You have respect. We respect you. And people in the Bazaar, they definitely respect
you. The Great Aahz! You"re feared in a hundred dimensions. You know that."
"It"s not like in the old days," Aahz insisted, his gaze fixed on the distance, and I knew he wasn"t seeing the endless trees. "Time was we"d never have been stuck up here on a bare mountaintop like two cats on a refrigerator . . ."
I opened my mouth to ask what a refrigerator was, then decided I didn"t want to interrupt the flow. Aahz seldom opened up his private thoughts to me. If he felt like he wanted to unload, I considered it a privilege to listen.
" . . . I mean, it ain"t nothing showy, but time was I could have just flicked my wrist, and a bridge would"ve appeared, like that!"
He flicked his wrist.
I gawked. A suspension bridge stretched out from the peak on which we were standing all the way to the next mountain. It was made completely out of playing cards, from its high arches down the cables to the spans and pylons that disappeared down into the trees. We stared at each other and gulped.
"That wasn"t there before," I ventured. But Aahz was no longer looking at the bridge or at me. He was
staring at his finger as if it had gone off, which in a sense it had.
"After all these years," he said softly. "It"s impossible." He raised his head, feeling around for force lines.
I did the same.
The place was full of them. I don"t mean full, I mean FULL. Running through the ground like powerful subterranean rivers, and overhead like highly charged rainbows, lines of force were everywhere.
Whatever dimension we"d stepped into was chockablock with magik. Aahz threw back his head and laughed. A pretty little yellow songbird flew overhead, twittering. He pointed a finger at it. The bird, now the size of a mature dragon, emitted a ba.s.so profundo chirp. It looked surprised.
It had nothing on me. For years I had thought only my late magik teacher Garkin could have removed the spell that robbed Aahz of his abilities. I didn"t know a dimension existed where the laws of magik as I had learned them didn"t apply. It seems I was wrong.
Aahz took off running toward the bridge.
"Hey, Skeeve, watch this!" he shouted. His hands darted out. Thick, fragrant snow began to fall, melting
into a perfumed mist before it touched me. Rainbows darted through the sky. Rivers of jewels sprang up, rolling between hills of gold. I tripped over one and ended up in a pool of rubies.
"Aahz, wait!" I cried, galloping after him as fast as I could. Gleep lolloped along with me, but we
couldn"t catch him. As soon as Aahz"s foot hit the bridge, it began to shrink away from the mountainside, carrying him with it. He was so excited he didn"t notice. Once when I hadn"t really been listening he had told me about contract bridge. This must be what he meant. This bridge was contracting before my eyes.
"Aahz! Come back!" I called. There was nothing I could do. Gleep and I would have to jump for it. I
grabbed his collar, and we leaped into s.p.a.ce.
I was pushing with every lick of magik in my body, but we missed the end of the bridge by a hand"s length. A card peeled itself up off the rear of the span. It was a joker. The motley figure put its thumbs in
its ears and stuck out its tongue at me, just before the bridge receded out of sight. I didn"t have time to be offended by its audacity, since I was too busy falling.
"Gleeeeep!" my dragon wailed, as he thudded onto the steep slope beside me. "Gle-ee-ee-eep!"
"Gr-ra-ab so-ome-thi-ing," I stuttered, as we rolled helplessly down the hill. Where had all those force
lines gone? I should have been able to anchor myself to the earth with a bolt of magik. We tumbled a good long way until my pet, showing the resourcefulness I knew was in him, snaked his long neck around a pa.s.sing tree-stump, and his tail around my leg. We jerked to an abrupt halt. I hung upside down with my head resting on a shallow ledge that overlooked a deep ravine. We"d only just missed falling into it. As soon as I caught my breath, I crawled up the slope to praise Gleep. He shot out his long tongue and affectionately planted a line of slime across my face. I didn"t flinch as I usually did. I figured he deserved to lick me if he wanted to. He"d saved both of us.
I studied my surroundings. If there was a middle to Nowhere, I had unerringly managed to locate it. The remote sc.r.a.ps of blue visible through the forest roof were all that was left of the sky. Once my heart had slowed from its frantic "That"s it, we"re all going to die now" pounding to its normal "Well, maybe not yet" pace I realized that the ledge we almost fell off was wide enough to walk on. I had no idea where it led, but sitting there wasn"t going to help me find Aahz or the jokers who had carried him off.
"You lost, friend?" a male voice asked.
I jumped up, looking around for its source. I could see nothing but underbrush around me. Out of reflex I threw a disguise spell on me and Gleep, covering my strawberry-blond hair with sleeked-back black