9. His father might lay on, but he could not beat him from his pig till he had fairly made an end of it, when, becoming a little more sensible of his situation, something like the following dialogue eusued:
"You graceless whelp, what have you got there devouring? Is it not enough that you have burnt me down three houses with your dog"s tricks, and be hanged to you! but you must be eating fire, and I know not what? What have you got there, I say?"
"O father, the pig, the pig! do come and taste how nice the burnt pig eats!"
10. The ears of Ho-ti tingled with horror. He cursed his son, and he cursed himself that he should ever have a son that should eat burnt pig.
Bo-bo, whose scent was wonderfully sharpened since morning, soon raked out another pig, and, fairly rending it asunder, thrust the lesser half by main force into the fists of Ho-ti, still shouting out, "Eat, eat, eat the burnt pig, father! only taste! Oh!" with such like barbarous e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.ns, cramming all the while as if he would choke.
11. Ho-ti trembled in every joint while he grasped the abominable thing, wavering whether he should not put his son to death for an unnatural young monster, when the crackling scorching his fingers, as it had done his son"s, and applying the same remedy to them, he in his turn tasted some of its flavor, which, make what sour mouths he would for a pretense, proved not altogether displeasing to him. In conclusion (for the ma.n.u.script here is a little tedious), both father and son fairly sat down to the mess, and never left off till they had dispatched all that remained of the litter.
12. Bo-bo was strictly enjoined not to let the secret escape, for the neighbors would certainly have stoned them for a couple of abominable wretches, who could think of improving upon the good meat which G.o.d had sent them. Nevertheless strange stories got about. It was observed that Ho-ti"s cottage was burnt down now more frequently than ever. Nothing but fires from this time forward. Some would break out in broad day, others in the night-time; and Ho-ti himself, which was the more remarkable, instead of chastising his son, seemed to grow more indulgent to him than ever.
13. At length they were watched, the terrible mystery discovered, and father and son summoned to take their trial at Pekin, then an inconsiderable a.s.size town. Evidence was given, the obnoxious food itself produced in court, and verdict about to be p.r.o.nounced, when the foreman of the jury begged that some of the burnt pig, of which the culprits stood accused, might be handed into the box.
14. He handled it, and they all handled it; and burning their fingers, as Bo-bo and his father had done before them, and nature prompting to each of them the same remedy, against the face of all the facts, and the clearest charge which the judge had ever given,--to the surprise of the whole court, townsfolk, strangers, reporters, and all present,--without leaving the box, or any manner of consultation whatever, they brought in a simultaneous verdict of "Not Guilty."
15. The judge, who was a shrewd fellow, winked at the manifest iniquity of the decision; and when the court was dismissed, went privily, and bought up all the pigs that could be had for love or money. In a few days his lordship"s townhouse was observed to be on fire.
16. The thing took wing, and now there was nothing to be seen but fire in every direction. Fuel and pigs grew enormously dear all over the district.
The insurance offices one and all shut up shop. People built slighter and slighter every day, until it was feared that the very science of architecture would in no long time be lost to the world.
17. Thus this custom of firing houses continued till in process of time, says my ma.n.u.script, a sage arose, like our Locke, who made a discovery that the flesh of swine, or indeed of any other animal, might be cooked (burnt, as they called it) without the necessity of consuming a whole house to dress it.
18. Then first began the rude form of a gridiron. Roasting by the string or spit came in a century or two later; I forget in whose dynasty. By such slow degrees, concludes the ma.n.u.script, do the most useful, and seemingly the most obvious, arts make their way among mankind.
19. Without placing too implicit faith in the account above given, it must be agreed that if a worthy pretext for so dangerous an experiment as setting houses on fire (especially in these days) could be a.s.signed in favor of any culinary object that pretext and excuse might be found in Roast Pig.
DEFINITIONS.--3. Youn"kers, young persons. 4. An-te-di-lu"-vi-an (literally, existing before the flood), very ancient. Make"shlft, that which answers a need with the best means at hand. 6. Pre-mon"i-to-ry, giving previous warning. 8. Re-trib"u-to-ry, rewarding, retaliating. 12.
En-joined", ordered, commanded. l3. Ob-nox"-ious (pro. oh-nok"shus), liable to censure, offensive. 18. Dy"nas-ty, sovereignty, reign. 19.
Im-plic"it, trusting without doubt. Cu"li-na-ry, relating to the kitchen.
NOTES.--1. Abyssinia is a country of eastern Africa.
2. Confucius (pro. Con-fu"she-us; the Chinese name is Kong-fu-tse", pro.
Kong-foot-sa") was a celebrated Chinese philosopher (b. 551 B.C.) who did much for the moral improvement of his country.
The Golden Age was supposed to be that period in the various stages of human civilization when the greatest simplicity existed; the fruits of the earth sprang up without cultivation, and spring was the only season.
13. Pekin is the capital of China. An a.s.size town is a town where the a.s.sizes, or periodical sittings of a court, are held.
17. Locke (b. 1632, d. 1704) was one of the most ill.u.s.trious of English philosophers.
CXI. A PEN PICTURE.
William Black (b. 1841,---) is one of the leading modern novelist of England. The scenes of his stories are for the most part laid in Scotland, and he excels in the delineation of Scotch character. But his most remarkable power is seen in those vivid, poetical descriptions of scenery, of which the following selection, adapted from "The Princess of Thule," is a good example. Mr. Black"s most noted works, in addition to the one named, are: "A Daughter of Heth," "The Strange Adventures of a Phaeton,"
"Kilmeny," and "McLeod of Dare."
1. Lavender had already transformed Sheila into a heroine during the half hour of their stroll from the beach and around the house; and as they sat at dinner on this still, brilliant evening in summer, he clothed her in the garments of romance.
2. Her father, with his great, gray beard and heavy brow, became the King of Thule, living in this solitary house overlooking the sea, and having memories of a dear sweetheart. His daughter, the Princess, had the glamour of a thousand legends dwelling in her beautiful eyes; and when she walked by the sh.o.r.es of the Atlantic, that were now getting yellow under the sunset, what strange and unutterable thoughts must appear in the wonder of her face!
3. After dinner they went outside and sat down on a bench in the garden.
It was a cool and pleasant evening. The sun had gone down in red fire behind the Atlantic, and there was still left a rich glow of crimson in the west, while overhead, in the pale yellow of the sky, some filmy clouds of rose color lay motionless. How calm was the sea out there, and the whiter stretch of water coming into Loch Roag! The cool air of the twilight was scented with sweetbrier. The wash of the ripples along the coast could be heard in the stillness.
4. The girl put her hand on her father"s head, and reminded him that she had had her big greyhound, Bras, imprisoned all the afternoon, and that she had to go down to Borvabost with a message for some people who were leaving by the boat in the morning.
"But you can not go away down to Borvabost by yourself, Sheila," said Ingram. "It will be dark before you return."
"It will not be darker than this all the night through," said the girl.
5. "But I hope you will let us go with you," said Lavender, rather anxiously; and she a.s.sented with a gracious smile, and went to fetch the great deerhound that was her constant companion. And lo! he found himself walking with a Princess in this wonderland, through the magic twilight that prevails in northern lat.i.tudes. Mackenzie and Ingram had gone to the front. The large deerhound, after regarding him attentively, had gone to its mistress"s side, and remained closely there.
6. Even Sheila, when they had reached the loftiest part of their route, and could see beneath them the island and the water surrounding it, was struck by the exceeding beauty of the twilight; and as for her companion, he remembered it many a time thereafter, as if it were a dream of the sea.
7. Before them lay the Atlantic--a pale line of blue, still, silent, and remote. Overhead the sky was of a clear, thin gold, with heavy ma.s.ses of violet cloud stretched across from north to south, and thickening as they got near the horizon. Down at their feet, near the sh.o.r.e, a dusky line of huts and houses was scarcely visible; and over these lay a pale blue film of peat smoke that did not move in the still air.
8. Then they saw the bay into which the White Water runs, and they could trace the yellow glimmer of the river stretching into the island through a level valley of bog and mora.s.s. Far away towards the east lay the bulk of the island,--dark green undulations of moorland and pasture; and there, in the darkness, the gable of one white house had caught the clear light of the sky, and was gleaming westward like a star.
9. But all this was as nothing to the glory that began to shine in the southeast, where the sky was of a pale violet over the peaks of Mealasabhal and Suainabhal. There, into the beautiful dome, rose the golden crescent of the moon, warm in color, as though it still retained the last rays of the sunset. A line of quivering gold fell across Loch Roag, and touched the black hull and spars of the boat in which Sheila had been sailing in the morning.
10. That bay down there, with its white sands and ma.s.sive rocks, its still expanse of water, and its background of mountain peaks palely covered by the yellow moonlight, seemed really a home for a magic princess who was shut off from all the world. But here, in front of them, was another sort of sea, and another sort of life,--a small fishing village hidden under a cloud of pale peat smoke, and fronting the great waters of the Atlantic itself, which lay under a gloom of violet clouds.
11. On the way home it was again Lavender"s good fortune to walk with Sheila across the moorland path they had traversed some little time before. And now the moon was still higher in the heavens, and the yellow lane of light that crossed the violet waters of Loch Roag quivered in a deeper gold. The night air was scented with the Dutch clover growing down by the sh.o.r.e. They could hear the curlew whistling and the plover calling amid that monotonous plash of the waves that murmured all around the coast.
12. When they returned to the house, the darker waters of the Atlantic and the purple clouds of the west were shut out from sight; and before them there was only the liquid plain of Loch Roag, with its pathway of yellow fire, and far away on the other side the shoulders and peaks of the southern mountains, that had grown gray and clear and sharp in the beautiful twilight. And this was Sheila"s home.
DEFINITIONS.--2. Gla"mour (pro. gla"moor), witchery, or a charm on the eyes, making them see things differently from what they really are. 3.
Loch (pro. lok), a lake, a bay or arm of the sea. 7. Peat, a kind of turf used for fuel. 11. Cur"lew (pro. kur"lu), an aquatic bird which takes its name from its cry. Plov"er (pro. pluv"er), a game bird frequenting river banks and the sea-sh.o.r.e.
NOTES.--Of the characters mentioned in this selection, Sheila is a young Scotch girl living on the small island of Borva, which her father owns; it lies just west of Lewis, one of the Hebrides. Ingram is an old friend and frequent visitor, while Lavender, a friend of Ingram"s, is on his first visit to the island.
2. Thule (pro. Thu"le) is the name given by an ancient Greek navigator, Pytheas, to the northernmost region of Europe. The exact locality of Thule is a disputed point.
3. Loch Roag (pro. Rog") is all inlet of the sea, west of Lewis, in which Borva is situated.
4. Borvabost, a little town at Borva. Bost means an inhabited place.
9. Mealasabhal and Suainabhal are mountains on the island of Lewis. Bhal is Gaelic for mountain.