"You"re saying Seward is Barber"s landlord?"
"Thought you"d like that. I like to be helpful when I can."
"Can you do anything with that?"
"Can you? Let me know. Don"t forget. Oh, and Bobby ... another pa.s.sing coincidence. We have an ID on our axe victim in the ditch. Well, I say axe victim the PM makes it more complicated. What actually killed him was a ma.s.sive blow on the head not from an axe. Or possibly delivered with the blunt end of the axehead."
"Really?" Maiden trying not to show more than professional interest.
"Probably from behind. But that"s by the by. We"ll know a lot more when we find the implement. Geezer"s name was Jeffrey Crewe. Big boy. Twenty-six years old. Fit."
"So what"s the coincidence?"
"Oh, yeah ... Young Jeffrey had a good job. In Worcester. At the Midlands depot of an expanding security firm. Which one, Bobby? Go on, try a reasonable guess."
"Really?"
"Forcefield Security, indeed. Making him an employee of your old guv"nor. Although seemingly off duty at the time of his demise."
"Is that the coincidence?"
"Perhaps you"re the coincidence, Bobby. You showing up like this and having that very special relationship with Martin Riggs. One of whose employees gets his head decisively beaten in." Ron paused. "Only kidding, son." He laughed. "Only kidding. You have a nice day with your exotic friend, wherever you are. And, er, if there is anything else you want to tell me, make it quick, eh? It"s just not the same if I find out from other sources. Know what I mean?"
Seffi Callard stood at the bottom of the stairs. She wore a black sweater, looked like cashmere, the gold cross hanging outside it. Her hair was bunched on one shoulder; over the other hung the strap of her black leather bag.
She surprised him by kissing him slowly on the lips, holding his face. Her hands were very warm. But when she stepped away, he saw her smile was cool.
"Worked it all out, have we? Grayle what about her?"
"Grayle?"
"She could"ve told me, couldn"t she? Just as she told me all about your peculiar death experience. Or Marcus. Marcus knows all about you and Emma, surely? Perhaps it was Marcus."
"Marcus doesn"t know about the sweet trolley," Maiden said quietly. "Nor Grayle. n.o.body else knows about the sweet trolley."
"What sweet trolley?" Insouciance. "I don"t remember saying anything about a sweet trolley. Perhaps you said it. Perhaps you heard it in your head. Perhaps you imagined it."
He stared at her. "What on earth are you doing, Seffi?"
"Giving you a get-out."
"I don"t want a get-out."
"There always is one, you know." The smile was warmer, the eyes were sorrowful. "There"s always a get-out. Who were you talking to?"
"Foxworth."
She wrinkled her nose.
"Seffi ..." He glanced at the wall, where the set of hedging tools looked complete again. "How many times did Grayle hit that guy with the hacker?"
The suddenness of the question made her wince. She turned away from the wall.
"You did see it, didn"t you? You saw the blade go in?"
She nodded. Swallowed.
"How many times, Seffi?"
"Once."
"You"re sure?"
"Once ... seemed to be quite enough."
He breathed out. "She didn"t kill him."
"Grayle?"
"He had another head wound. Somebody else killed him."
"When?" Seffi let her shoulder bag fall to the carpet.
"I don"t know. Didn"t like to ask about the time of death, or seem too interested in any of it. But somebody hit this lad very hard on the head, probably from behind."
"He was driven away. By the other man."
"Which kind of narrows it down."
"I don"t understand."
"Pretend you"re the other man for a moment. What would you do if you were with someone who"d just been badly injured and was bleeding all over your car?"
"Take him to hospital. Or call for an ambulance."
"Of course you would. That"s how you were brought up. Only, suppose this bloke had got the injuries as a result of something seriously criminal you and he were into, what would you tell them at the hospital? Midnight gardening accident? Give them his name and your name? Wait around while they call the police?"
He stopped talking, letting her work it out.
Oh no, Bobby."
He shrugged.
"You"re suggesting the other man killed him. To save ... explanations ... embarra.s.sment."
"And a prison sentence. It also suggests they weren"t close, of course."
"Why couldn"t he simply have taken him to a hospital, left him outside or something?"
"And risk being seen? And risk being fingered by the damaged bloke when the police got at him? The guy"s already incapacitated, he"s in a lot of pain, he doesn"t really know what"s happening. And you know you"ve got a hammer or something in the boot ..."
"That"s utterly barbaric."
"Well it ... it might have been a panic thing. I mean, I hope it was panic. Otherwise, yeah, the kind of person we"re looking at ..."
"This is a nightmare, Bobby. This is a continuing b.l.o.o.d.y nightmare."
"Mmm."
"You"ll have to tell him, I suppose. Foxworth."
"Or you and Grayle will."
"I don"t want to do that."
"It might be for the best."
He was thinking: Crewe and his partner came here because they wanted Seffi Callard, and when it all went pear-shaped Crewe was chopped without a second thought. And then Justin was killed. Perhaps to get information, but perhaps also because Justin would know enough to finger someone when Jeffrey Crewe"s body was found.
So what was he going to do next, whoever he was? Was he going to walk away at this stage?
Maiden realized how unwise he and Seffi Callard had been, spending last night in this place. He realized he hadn"t been taking any of this quite seriously enough.
"We"d better go," he said. "We need to talk to Grayle. Give her the good news."
And the bad news.
x.x.x.
"WHAT"S HAPPENING?" SHE WAS SCREAMING. "WHAT"S GOING ON? Cindy, why are they doing this to us?"
Near hysteria. The poor child.
Within a mile of Castle Farm, he was, when the phone, against all rural odds, had managed this tiny gasping bleep, a faint whimper. Cindy pulling over into the hedge if it had turned out to be his friends from the Mirror, he would have had to hang up without a word.
"Doing it to us, Jo?"
"I"ve just had a call from the BBC Press Office. You wouldn"t believe the questions they"ve had fired at them."
"I rather think I would," Cindy said sadly.
"The Press Office"ve drawn up a statement saying it"s complete nonsense. But they want to clear it with you before it goes out. Yes?"
"And to what does this statement react?"
"The Mail, the Express, the Mirror, the Telegraph, the-"
"Yes, yes, but what are they saying?"
"In the statement? Well, obviously, the BBC is rejecting any suggestion of you being involved with witchcraft."
"Well, good. That"s ... er ... that is quite true. In essence, but what I meant-"
"Or the occult in any respect."
"And, indeed," Cindy said carefully, "depending upon the interpretation of the word "occult", this also could be considered broadly accurate."
"Cindy ...?" A sudden remote quality to young Jo"s voice. He imagined her in the lovely Notting Hill flat she shared with her boyfriend, a writer of TV screenplays. Another lazy, idyllic little Sunday over the arts pages. Until this silliness. "Cindy, I don"t like the way you said that."
"Too Welsh?"
"Cindy, for Christ"s sake! You"re only half denying involvement in the occult. This is not funny."
"No. No indeed." He was watching a buzzard alight upon a telegraph pole. "Not funny at all."
Refusing to dwell on how important the programme had become in his life. Not only financially he had no pension, no savings to speak of but the way the buzz of live television twice a week had heightened his everyday consciousness, his being in the present moment, to an unexpected degree. He"d been flying, as never before.
"Cindy, listen to me, you know there"ve always been people who want you out."
"Jo-"
"n.o.body wants the show to be dangerous, that"s the issue. Or anything other than genial, superficial c.r.a.p, and all the winners buying their BMWs and flying off to the West Indies for a couple of months, and all living happily ever after. They never liked the idea of you satirizing the myth and they were all attuned for the first indication that what we were doing wasn"t working any more. Right?"
"Jo, it... it"s little more than a hobby."
"What do you mean?"
There was, inevitably, a devastated silence.
Cindy sighed deeply and told it as it was.
"Many years ago, while working in North Wales, I stayed with a family, the Fychans. Two of whom, father and son, were ... well, dyn hysbys is the Welsh term, meaning "wise man". In other parts of the Celtic world they"ve tended to be women; in Wales, for some reason, more often men. Anyway, the family had followed this particular path through many generations making little of it, I have to say; it was entirely normal to them. But I was a young man and fascinated. And although I did not have the Welsh language, they were kind enough to say I had a peculiar apt.i.tude for ... this art."
"I"m not sure I understand," Jo said, evidently with some residual hope that it would all have been herbal cures and the odd love potion.
"Shamanism is the technical term I tend to prefer. The Welsh descriptions, when translated, tend to invoke images of, er, wizardry."
"It"s not just like Mystic Meg then, is it?" Jo said aridly. "Oh, Jesus Christ. Why have you never told me all this?"
"I never hid it, lovely, but I always detected that you were a trifle impatient with those people usually termed New Agers and, indeed, Kurt Campbell and his research into the paranormal."
"What about the bird? One of the papers said ... oh, G.o.d, this-"
"The truth of that", Cindy said patiently, "is that a shaman often adopts what is sometimes called a totem beast well, the beast, it is, usually, which adopts the shaman. In his ... let"s call it his reverie ... he will perhaps find himself accosted by a particular species of creature it might be an owl or a fox or a hare with which he will develop a relationship. In my case, it was the red kite which, at the time, was confined to an area of the Cambrian Mountains. Kelvyn was a humorous diversion. A shamanic in-joke, if you like."
"Cindy, I..." He could hear the air being expelled in a thin stream between Jo"s little teeth. "I don"t believe I"m hearing this. Cross-dressing is fine ... being gay is fairly cool ... having a rubber fetish is just about acceptable. But a ventriloquist having an unnatural relationship with his doll ..."
"Communications between shaman and totem creature occasionally are founded upon hostility rather than sympathy."