Chapter 642: Wife, Are You Going to Spank Me?
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Liu Shimei chuckled lightly, not answering directly but instead asking, “Do you think she could die from the height she’s at now?”
After becoming the Crown Princess, wouldn’t it be even more beautiful to fall from a certain height?
Moreover, in choosing a consort, there’s not just the main consort, but also the side consorts. With someone as brainless as Liu Yan’er, can she compete with Miao Linglong?
Liu Shimei doesn’t even need to lift a finger herself. Watching the show is not fun, right?
Mo’er was momentarily stunned, then her pupils instantly dilated, and her eyes lit up. “Eldest Young Miss, you’re amazing!”
Well, of course.
Without Madam Zhang’s scheming behind her, Liu Yan’er has lost her edge. Even if she falls and dies, at most, she’ll end up as a brainless spectacle, not very interesting!
Liu Shimei stood up, rotating the jade bracelet on her left hand that the silly puppy had given her, and said with a smile, “Rest a.s.sured, even if I don’t pull her leg, some people will trip themselves. Why bother with that worry when I can get a good night’s sleep?”
“I’m sure there will be quite a show on the Double Seventh Festival,” Mo’er followed her into the bedroom, preparing her for bedtime. She continued, “Eldest Young Miss, keep Second Young Miss restrained. That Miss Zhang probably doesn’t have a taste for scheming in the shadows, but Miss Miao, on the other hand… What do you think? Will Miss Miao target Miss Zhang first, or Second Young Miss?”
Liu Shimei pondered for a moment and said, “In my opinion, it should be related to Miaozhen.”
“Ah?” Mo’er was somewhat worried, looking at Liu Shimei and asking, “So, are you going to help Miss Zhang?”
“If I can help, I’ll do my best,” Liu Shimei sighed and continued, “But I can’t always stay by Miaozhen’s side. Once she’s out of my sight, I won’t know what might happen. As a friend, I can only give advice; I can’t interfere in someone else’s life!”
She took off her outer garment and hung it on the rack, adding, “For Miaozhen, if she can leave behind the t.i.tle of the backup Crown Princess, it might not be a bad thing. But… if it involves dirty tricks, Miaozhen’s future might not be pleasant.”
“Eldest Miss, do you want to warn Miss Zhang?” Mo’er asked again.
Liu Shimei pursed her lips, “I will remind her, but I don’t think she needs my reminder. She’s not stupid; she must be aware of guarding against Miao Linglong, right?”
In any way she could help Zhang Miaozhen, she would spare no effort.
But she couldn’t walk this path for Zhang Miaozhen!
The next day, Duke An agreed to the contract. He and Liu Shimei went to the magistrate to establish a written agreement. If the Miao family breached the contract, they would have to pay ten times the medical fees as a penalty.
On the way back to the Fusheng Pavilion after signing the contract, Mo’er murmured, “Ten times the penalty for medical fees isn’t much money!”
From this, it can be seen that even Mo’er didn’t believe that Lady Miao would be a trustworthy person!
Liu Shimei chuckled and said, “Do you think I did it for that little money?”
Mo’er’s eyes lit up, “So, Eldest Miss has other ideas?”
Huangfu Lingyao, as the unparalleled ‘unmarried fiance’s shadow’, naturally followed along.
Hearing Liu Shimei’s words, his already bright eyes sparkled even more, “Wife, have you thought it through? If she doesn’t listen, do you want to spank her?”
Mo’er was shocked and immediately said, “Your Highness, why do you speak like that? You’re making our Eldest Young Miss sound so rough! If anyone needs a spanking, it’s you if you don’t listen!”
Little did Mo’er know, the shameless Second Prince not only didn’t find being spanked embarra.s.sing, but he also approached Liu Shimei with a cheeky smile, “Wife, do you want to spank me?”
His expression suggested that if Liu Shimei said ‘yes’, he would immediately drop his pants for her..