"Morgiana," said he, "your extravagance and carelessness have brought me to ruin, I"m afraid. If you had chosen to have gone to Baroski, a word from you would have made him withdraw the writ, and my property wouldn"t have been sacrificed, as it has now been, for nothing. It mayn"t be yet too late, however, to retrieve ourselves. This bill of Eglantine"s is a regular conspiracy, I am sure, between Mossrose and Bendigo here: you must go to Eglantine--he"s an old--an old flame of yours, you know."
She dropped his hand: "I can"t go to Eglantine after what has pa.s.sed between us," she said; but Walker"s face instantly began to wear a certain look, and she said with a shudder, "Well, well, dear, I WILL go." "You will go to Eglantine, and ask him to take a bill for the amount of this shameful demand--at any date, never mind what. Mind, however, to see him alone, and I"m sure if you choose you can settle the business. Make haste; set off directly, and come back, as there may be more detainers in."
Trembling, and in a great flutter, Morgiana put on her bonnet and gloves, and went towards the door. "It"s a fine morning," said Mr.
Walker, looking out: "a walk will do you good; and--Morgiana--didn"t you say you had a couple of guineas in your pocket?"
"Here it is," said she, smiling all at once, and holding up her face to be kissed. She paid the two guineas for the kiss. Was it not a mean act?
"Is it possible that people can love where they do not respect?" says Miss Prim: "_I_ never would." n.o.body asked you, Miss Prim: but recollect Morgiana was not born with your advantages of education and breeding; and was, in fact, a poor vulgar creature, who loved Mr. Walker, not because her mamma told her, nor because he was an exceedingly eligible and well-brought-up young man, but because she could not help it, and knew no better. Nor is Mrs. Walker set up as a model of virtue: ah, no!
when I want a model of virtue I will call in Baker Street, and ask for a sitting of my dear (if I may be permitted to say so) Miss Prim.
We have Mr. Howard Walker safely housed in Mr. Bendigo"s establishment in Cursitor Street, Chancery Lane; and it looks like mockery and want of feeling towards the excellent hero of this story (or, as should rather be said, towards the husband of the heroine) to say what he might have been but for the unlucky little circ.u.mstance of Baroski"s pa.s.sion for Morgiana.
If Baroski had not fallen in love with Morgiana, he would not have given her two hundred guineas" worth of lessons; he would not have so far presumed as to seize her hand, and attempt to kiss it; if he had not attempted to kiss her, she would not have boxed his ears; he would not have taken out the writ against Walker; Walker would have been free, very possibly rich, and therefore certainly respected: he always said that a month"s more liberty would have set him beyond the reach of misfortune.
The a.s.sertion is very likely a correct one; for Walker had a flashy enterprising genius, which ends in wealth sometimes; in the King"s Bench not seldom; occasionally, alas! in Van Diemen"s Land. He might have been rich, could he have kept his credit, and had not his personal expenses and extravagances pulled him down. He had gallantly availed himself of his wife"s fortune; nor could any man in London, as he proudly said, have made five hundred pounds go so far. He had, as we have seen, furnished a house, sideboard, and cellar with it: he had a carriage, and horses in his stable, and with the remainder he had purchased shares in four companies--of three of which he was founder and director, had conducted innumerable bargains in the foreign stocks, had lived and entertained sumptuously, and made himself a very considerable income. He had set up THE CAPITOL Loan and Life a.s.surance Company, had discovered the Chimborazo gold mines, and the Society for Recovering and Draining the Pontine Marshes; capital ten millions; patron HIS HOLINESS THE POPE.
It certainly was stated in an evening paper that His Holiness had made him a Knight of the Spur, and had offered to him the rank of Count; and he was raising a loan for His Highness, the Cacique of Panama, who had sent him (by way of dividend) the grand cordon of His Highness"s order of the Castle and Falcon, which might be seen any day at his office in Bond Street, with the parchments signed and sealed by the Grand Master and Falcon King-at-arms of His Highness. In a week more Walker would have raised a hundred thousand pounds on His Highness"s twenty per cent.
loan; he would have had fifteen thousand pounds commission for himself; his companies would have risen to par, he would have realised his shares; he would have gone into Parliament; he would have been made a baronet, who knows? a peer, probably! "And I appeal to you, sir," Walker would say to his friends, "could any man have shown better proof of his affection for his wife than by laying out her little miserable money as I did? They call me heartless, sir, because I didn"t succeed; sir, my life has been a series of sacrifices for that woman, such as no man ever performed before."
A proof of Walker"s dexterity and capability for business may be seen in the fact that he had actually appeased and reconciled one of his bitterest enemies--our honest friend Eglantine. After Walker"s marriage Eglantine, who had now no mercantile dealings with his former agent, became so enraged with him, that, as the only means of revenge in his power, he sent him in his bill for goods supplied to the amount of one hundred and fifty guineas, and sued him for the amount. But Walker stepped boldly over to his enemy, and in the course of half an hour they were friends.
Eglantine promised to forego his claim; and accepted in lieu of it three hundred-pound shares of the ex-Panama stock, bearing twenty-five per cent., payable half-yearly at the house of Hocus Brothers, St. Swithin"s Lane; three hundred-pound shares, and the SECOND cla.s.s of the order of the Castle and Falcon, with the riband and badge. "In four years, Eglantine, my boy, I hope to get you the Grand Cordon of the order,"
said Walker: "I hope to see you a KNIGHT GRAND CROSS, with a grant of a hundred thousand acres reclaimed from the Isthmus."
To do my poor Eglantine justice, he did not care for the hundred thousand acres--it was the star that delighted him--ah! how his fat chest heaved with delight as he sewed on the cross and riband to his dress-coat, and lighted up four wax candles and looked at himself in the gla.s.s. He was known to wear a great-coat after that--it was that he might wear the cross under it. That year he went on a trip to Boulogne.
He was dreadfully ill during the voyage, but as the vessel entered the port he was seen to emerge from the cabin, his coat open, the star blazing on his chest; the soldiers saluted him as he walked the streets, he was called Monsieur le Chevalier, and when he went home he entered into negotiations with Walker to purchase a commission in His Highness"s service. Walker said he would get him the nominal rank of Captain, the fees at the Panama War Office were five-and-twenty pounds, which sum honest Eglantine produced, and had his commission, and a pack of visiting cards printed as Captain Archibald Eglantine, K.C.F. Many a time he looked at them as they lay in his desk, and he kept the cross in his dressing-table, and wore it as he shaved every morning.
His Highness the Cacique, it is well known, came to England, and had lodgings in Regent Street, where he held a levee, at which Eglantine appeared in the Panama uniform, and was most graciously received by his Sovereign. His Highness proposed to make Captain Eglantine his aide-de-camp with the rank of Colonel, but the Captain"s exchequer was rather low at that moment, and the fees at the "War Office" were peremptory. Meanwhile His Highness left Regent Street, was said by some to have returned to Panama, by others to be in his native city of Cork, by others to be leading a life of retirement in the New Cut, Lambeth; at any rate was not visible for some time, so that Captain Eglantine"s advancement did not take place. Eglantine was somehow ashamed to mention his military and chivalric rank to Mr. Mossrose, when that gentleman came into partnership with him; and kept these facts secret, until they were detected by a very painful circ.u.mstance. On the very day when Walker was arrested at the suit of Benjamin Baroski, there appeared in the newspapers an account of the imprisonment of His Highness the Prince of Panama for a bill owing to a licensed victualler in Ratcliff Highway.
The magistrate to whom the victualler subsequently came to complain pa.s.sed many pleasantries on the occasion. He asked whether His Highness did not drink like a swan with two necks; whether he had brought any Belles savages with him from Panama, and so forth; and the whole court, said the report, "was convulsed with laughter when Boniface produced a green and yellow riband with a large star of the order of the Castle and Falcon, with which His Highness proposed to gratify him, in lieu of paying his little bill."
It was as he was reading the above doc.u.ment with a bleeding heart that Mr. Mossrose came in from his daily walk to the City. "Vell, Eglantine,"
says he, "have you heard the newsh?"
"About His Highness?"
"About your friend Valker; he"s arrested for two hundred poundsh!"
Eglantine at this could contain no more; but told his story of how he had been induced to accept three hundred pounds of Panama stock for his account against Walker, and cursed his stars for his folly. "Vell, you"ve only to bring in another bill," said the younger perfumer; "swear he owes you a hundred and fifty pounds, and we"ll have a writ out against him this afternoon."
And so a second writ was taken out against Captain Walker.
"You"ll have his wife here very likely in a day or two," said Mr.
Mossrose to his partner; "them chaps always sends their wives, and I hope you know how to deal with her."
"I don"t value her a fig"s hend," said Eglantine. "I"ll treat her like the dust of the hearth. After that woman"s conduct to me, I should like to see her have the haudacity to come here; and if she does, you"ll see how I"ll serve her."
The worthy perfumer was, in fact, resolved to be exceedingly hard-hearted in his behaviour towards his old love, and acted over at night in bed the scene which was to occur when the meeting should take place. Oh, thought he, but it will be a grand thing to see the proud Morgiana on her knees to me; and me a-pointing to the door, and saying, "Madam, you"ve steeled this "eart against you, you have;--bury the recollection of old times, of those old times when I thought my "eart would have broke, but it didn"t--no: "earts are made of sterner stuff. I didn"t die, as I thought I should; I stood it, and live to see the woman I despised at my feet--ha, ha, at my feet!"
In the midst of these thoughts Mr. Eglantine fell asleep; but it was evident that the idea of seeing Morgiana once more agitated him considerably, else why should he have been at the pains of preparing so much heroism? His sleep was exceedingly fitful and troubled; he saw Morgiana in a hundred shapes; he dreamed that he was dressing her hair; that he was riding with her to Richmond; that the horse turned into a dragon, and Morgiana into Woolsey, who took him by the throat and choked him, while the dragon played the key-bugle. And in the morning when Mossrose was gone to his business in the City, and he sat reading the Morning Post in his study, ah! what a thump his heart gave as the lady of his dreams actually stood before him!
Many a lady who purchased brushes at Eglantine"s shop would have given ten guineas for such a colour as his when he saw her. His heart beat violently, he was almost choking in his stays: he had been prepared for the visit, but his courage failed him now it had come. They were both silent for some minutes.
"You know what I am come for," at last said Morgiana from under her veil, but she put it aside as she spoke.
"I--that is--yes--it"s a painful affair, mem," he said, giving one look at her pale face, and then turning away in a flurry. "I beg to refer you to Blunt, Hone, and Sharpus, my lawyers, mem," he added, collecting himself.
"I didn"t expect this from YOU, Mr. Eglantine," said the lady, and began to sob.
"And after what"s "appened, I didn"t expect a visit from YOU, mem.
I thought Mrs. Capting Walker was too great a dame to visit poor Harchibald Eglantine (though some of the first men in the country DO visit him). Is there anything in which I can oblige you, mem?"
"O heavens!" cried the poor woman; "have I no friend left? I never thought that you, too, would have deserted me, Mr. Archibald."
The "Archibald," p.r.o.nounced in the old way, had evidently an effect on the perfumer; he winced and looked at her very eagerly for a moment.
"What can I do for you, mem?" at last said he.
"What is this bill against Mr. Walker, for which he is now in prison?"
"Perfumery supplied for five years; that man used more "air-brushes than any duke in the land, and as for eau-de-Cologne, he must have bathed himself in it. He hordered me about like a lord. He never paid me one shilling--he stabbed me in my most vital part--but ah! ah! never mind THAT: and I said I would be revenged, and I AM."
The perfumer was quite in a rage again by this time, and wiped his fat face with his pocket-handkerchief, and glared upon Mrs. Walker with a most determined air.
"Revenged on whom? Archibald--Mr. Eglantine, revenged on me--on a poor woman whom you made miserable! You would not have done so once."
"Ha! and a precious way you treated me ONCE," said Eglantine: "don"t talk to me, mem, of ONCE. Bury the recollection of once for hever!
I thought my "eart would have broke once, but no: "earts are made of sterner stuff. I didn"t die, as I thought I should; I stood it--and I live to see the woman who despised me at my feet."
"Oh, Archibald!" was all the lady could say, and she fell to sobbing again: it was perhaps her best argument with the perfumer.
"Oh, Harchibald, indeed!" continued he, beginning to swell; "don"t call me Harchibald, Morgiana. Think what a position you might have held if you"d chose: when, when--you MIGHT have called me Harchibald. Now it"s no use," added he, with harrowing pathos; "but, though I"ve been wronged, I can"t bear to see women in tears--tell me what I can do."
"Dear good Mr. Eglantine, send to your lawyers and stop this horrid prosecution--take Mr. Walker"s acknowledgment for the debt. If he is free, he is sure to have a very large sum of money in a few days, and will pay you all. Do not ruin him--do not ruin me by persisting now. Be the old kind Eglantine you were."
Eglantine took a hand, which Morgiana did not refuse; he thought about old times. He had known her since childhood almost; as a girl he dandled her on his knee at the "Kidneys;" as a woman he had adored her--his heart was melted.
"He did pay me in a sort of way," reasoned the perfumer with himself--"these bonds, though they are not worth much, I took "em for better or for worse, and I can"t bear to see her crying, and to trample on a woman in distress. Morgiana," he added, in a loud cheerful voice, "cheer up; I"ll give you a release for your husband: I WILL be the old kind Eglantine I was."
"Be the old kind jacka.s.s you vash!" here roared a voice that made Mr.
Eglantine start. "Vy, vat an old fat fool you are, Eglantine, to give up our just debts because a voman comes snivelling and crying to you--and such a voman, too!" exclaimed Mr. Mossrose, for his was the voice.
"Such a woman, sir?" cried the senior partner.
"Yes; such a woman--vy, didn"t she jilt you herself?--hasn"t she been trying the same game with Baroski; and are you so green as to give up a hundred and fifty pounds because she takes a fancy to come vimpering here? I won"t, I can tell you. The money"s as much mine as it is yours, and I"ll have it or keep Walker"s body, that"s what I will."
At the presence of his partner, the timid good genius of Eglantine, which had prompted him to mercy and kindness, at once outspread its frightened wings and flew away.
"You see how it is, Mrs. W.," said he, looking down; "it"s an affair of business--in all these here affairs of business Mr. Mossrose is the managing man; ain"t you, Mr. Mossrose?"
"A pretty business it would be if I wasn"t," replied Mossrose, doggedly.
"Come, ma"am," says he, "I"ll tell you vat I do: I take fifty per shent; not a farthing less--give me that, and out your husband goes."