Meow Meow Meow

Posted on April 17, 2015 Updated on June 26, 2015

Chapter 24 – Magic Spell 

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry…..”

Are these two words really that magical? I am baffled.

I return to my room, Wawa was still busy cleaning, her hands and feet are non stop at work, it seems she wants to make the room spotless.

I lower my head and walk towards her, I pull at her sleeves, and after hesitating for a long time, I gently say, “I’m sorry.”

Wawa’s face was stunned, she repeatedly waved her hands and said, “Master Miao Miao, what are you saying? Wawa can not handle it.”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” I hastily read aloud the magic spell that practiced over and over again, then I carefully looked into eyes and said, “Wawa, don’t hate Miao Miao, ok?”

“I…..I…..don’t…..” Wawa had a helpless expression, she blushes while shaking her head repeatedly, and then suddenly nodded, “I…..don’t really hate you…..just…..that your strength is too great, it scares me…..”

“Really?” My eyes lit up, and my ears standing.

Wawa vigorously nodded her head, after a moment of hesitation, she whispered, “Master Miao Miao…..in the future, can I not play games with you, I…..I will get hurt…..”

I said embara.s.singly, “But…..I thought you liked playing.”

“I do not like to play roll!!” Wawa cried, “I was afraid that if I don’t play with you, you’ll hit me or tattletale…..”

“What is tattletale?” I asked.

“Maybe I think too much…..” Wawa’s face was slightly red.

I shook my ears and then asked, “What does Wawa like play?”

Wawa thinks for a long time, and then says embarra.s.singly, “Because I am a flower demon, I like sitting under the sun in a daze, I don’t really want to do anything…..”

“Good! Next time I’ll play with you in a daze!”

“In a daze is not playing…..”

“Huh?”

“Never mind…..”

This is my first time seeing Wawa smiling, she actually has two dimples on her face, as well as little itsy bitsy fangs, her smile is really sweet, much more beautiful than her scared and tense face, so cute that…..I couldn’t control myself, and pounced onto her, rubbing and brushing against her, she touched my head, and giggled.

At night, we both did not turn off the light until a very long time, we talked about a lot of things and I told her many stories about Luoying Mountain, the beautiful scenery and freedom, as well as the various battles with other demons, Wawa hearing this was extremely envious, she had always wanted to have the opportunity to descend below to the mortal realm.

At this point, I told her that with her delicate const.i.tution, any monster could kill her. After hearing this, she felt a little dejected, so I promised to be her bodyguard.

Wawa then told me about herself, she said she was a snow lotus flower that became a demon by being irrigated by heavenly spring ice water for hundreds of years, and upon becoming a demon, she was a.s.signed as a maidservant to Bi Qingshen Jun’s residence, but even though she worked hard, she was clumsy and made a lot of mistakes, and unable to advance, cultivation for hor was a difficult process, so she still remains a little demon without much magic power.

She then curiously asks a very profound question, “I heard that when a man and woman sleeps together, the woman will be pregnant, you sleep with Master Shen Jun everyday, so will you be pregnant?”

“No.” I give her an answer without even thinking, because I am a cat, not a woman, only if I sleep with a male cat will I be pregnant.

“Then how does one get pregnant?” She asks curiously, “I know two people needs to sleep together to have a baby, but n.o.body tells me the specific process…..”

When I was at Luoying Mountain, I saw that the birth of little animals were always out of the blues, the specific process is not clear, but I guaranteed to Wawa that I will go ask Bi Qingshen Jun to see if he can figure out this problem.

Wawa distressingly screams and grabs me, “If Bi Qingshen Jun knows this problem, then he will beat me to death, you absolutely can not tell him!”

I stare at her firm expression, reluctantly scratch my ears, and decide that in the future, I could ask Yin Zi or Ao Yun…..

The two of us laugh and talk until late into the night, and finally falling asleep, I did not expect that in the morning, that Bi Qingshen Jun would send someone to bring me to the study.

I yawned, refusing to get up, the reluctant but desperate Wawa loudly presses me, finally half waking me, I drowsily follow her out the door.

Bi Qingshen Jun was standing in the study and then gave me a small stone, and said to me, “Insert your demonic powers into it, I want to see the level of your powers.”

I took the sparkly transparent stone and played with it, I then obediently followed what Bi Qingshen Jun said, I inserted my demonic powers into it, I did not expect the stone to emit bright light, from light blue to dark blue, to pink, and finally an extravagant red, the colour change was very surprising, I like it very much, therefore I held onto it refusing to let go or give it to Bi Qingshen Jun.

He did not urge me to return it, just staring at my face, for long time and then says, “Your cultivation level should be above demons of thousands of years, but how come your IQ is that of a young demon?”

I didn’t quite know what he was asking, I shook my head to represent that I don’t know.

“Fine,” Bi Qingshen Jun sighed, he bent down and gently told me, “How about I send I send you to the heavenly realm’s only school for young demons?”

“What is school?” I curiously asked.

Bi Qingshen Jun says after hesitating, “It’s a place where you can learn.”

“Don’t want to go.” I refused without even thinking.

“Although you are my disciple, I only excel in combat and magical spells, I have no experience with apprentices, it is difficult for me to teach you general knowledge.” Bi Qingshen Jun said patiently.

I take the stone in my hand and put it away, afraid he will take it back, I then ask, “You haven’t told me what a disciple is, and what does a disciple do?”

“Someone that personally teaches you all sorts of magic is called a shifu, the person that receives the teachings is called a disciple.” Bi Qingshen Jun frowns, and tries hard to explain, “In brief, you should honor the teacher and respect his teachings, listen to my words, be a model pupil, and treat me like a father or senior, so you must call me shifu.”

I think for a moment, and immediately made a decision, “I do not want to be your disciple!”

Bi Qingshen Jun’s complexion instantly turns unpleasant, he reprimands, “What do you want to be then?”

“Miao Miao wants to be a pet!” I cried happily.

Bi Qingshen Jun was petrified, after a long time he resumes, “Pet?”

“Being a pet is quite good, you give me food to eat and drink everyday, and then play with me, making me happy! Also, I am spoiled, loved, and cared about! Therefore I do not want to be a disciple!” I proudly sit there and count the benefits.

“Absurd!” Bi Qingshen Jun roared, but in an instant, he couldn’t help but snicker.

I droop my ears and begin again, “No matter what…..Miao Miao will be your pet…..”

Bi Qingshen Jun’s expression returns to being stern, he coughs a few times and then says, “You can choose to become my disciple, or you can choose to be spanked.”

“Meow woo…..” I sadly called out, I then felt the lingering pain from my b.u.t.t and become depressed, feeling that this type of behaviour and using violence is really shameless!

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