Chapter 373: ConstableTranslator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The Moon was dark and the wind was high,
it was the time to destroy the corpse!
The old priest squatted under the tree and smoked,
the death servant next to him was digging with a small shovel.
The death servant was a fool, a model of professionalism. He would do whatever he was told to do. The old priest was used to it anyway.
The old priest was following the boss anyway, inheriting the boss"s spiritual quality. He would slack off whenever he could.
But don"t be afraid that this guy would be tired,
there were a lot of mosquitoes in this place during summer nights,
the death attendants dug and ate the mosquitoes happily.
After smoking a cigarette, they threw it on the ground and stepped on it. The old priest suddenly realized that his palm was black. He immediately wiped his hands against the bark in disgust.
Seeing that he hadn"t wiped his hands clean..,
he spat on his palm and rubbed his hands,
he continued to wipe his hands.
He turned his head and looked at the pit that the death attendant had dug and shouted,
“It"s almost done. Let"s Bury it.”
Although it was a little too casual to dispose of the body this way, at most they could go back and burn some paper money. After all, they weren"t the ones who had killed the person.
And to be honest, the police weren"t all Sherlock Holmes. Putting aside how long it would take for the body to be discovered, even if it had been discovered for so many years, it wasn"t too realistic to look for the murderer or anything like that.
Li charcoal was first thrown down by the old priest,
“Li Sen, don"t choose this name in your next life. It has four wooden characters. No wonder you"re burning so badly.”
Next was gu he.
“He"s also a constable. Looks like he"s no different from a ghost.”
The two bodies were thrown down,
the old priest pointed at the death attendant,
“Fill the hole!”
The death attendant immediately began to fill the hole.
After filling the hole,
the old priest carefully threw some weeds and sundries nearby, trying his best to cover up the traces of the soil being turned over.
After doing all this, the old priest left with the death attendant.
About 15 minutes later,
the soil layer that had just been filled was lifted,
a hand reached out,
then, after struggling for a long time,
the soil layer was completely broken,
gu he, whose chest was almost filled with soil, crawled out.
Gu He"s body was a little stiff, but his eyes were very clear.
He faced the sky,
he kept panting,
“He actually fell into his trap and didn"t know it.”
Constable gu he sighed in his heart. As a constable, he had suffered such a big setback. If he didn"t know the turtle breathing technique and had sealed his soul, that ghost messenger who could pa.s.s through the city might have really attacked him.
One had to know that his ghost proof..,
had already been touched by him.
Gu he gritted his teeth and struggled to get up. He did not dare to be like Zheng Qiang, stupidly saying that he was still alive. He did not dare to bet that the Ghost Messenger would be merciful and care about the feelings of his comrades.
Moreover..,
he did not have any feelings for him,
because he had been preemptively attacked..,
this time, he had practically brought these ghost messengers with him into the fire pit,
they probably hated him a lot.
The relationship between Ghost Messengers was that there were benefits. If you were sick, they would f.u.c.k you,
it was very simple and very straightforward.
“b.a.s.t.a.r.d, your phone and wallet were also touched.”
Gu he cursed,
the current him could barely stand up. Moreover, with the large hole in his chest, it was impossible for him to be sent to the hospital. Otherwise, he would definitely be sent to the research inst.i.tute to be dissected as a strange creature.
At that moment..,
he could only use his hands and feet to crawl on the ground,
he wanted to leave this place first.
“Yo! Yo! Yo!”
The old priest"s voice came from behind gu he.
Gu he"s body stiffened. He turned his head and looked at the old priest behind him.
He..,
why did he come back?
“According to the settings of the brain-damaged drama, if burying a person alive appeared in a supernatural theme, that person who was buried alive would definitely think of a way to do something before crawling out.”
The old priest twisted his b.u.t.tocks,
“Look, this penniless priest discovered it.”
The death attendant also appeared from another direction. He licked his tongue at Gu he.
“I"m the constable, what do you want to Do?”
Gu he pretended to be calm and asked.
“The constable is amazing. This penniless priest is the reincarnation of the Lord of Mount Tai Prefecture, do you believe it?”
The old priest chuckled,
then, he pointed at the death attendant,
“The boss has given the order to kill him.”
The old priest was an ordinary person. Although his body was strong and st.u.r.dy, he was still able to protect his feet from time to time,
but sooner or later, he would also go to h.e.l.l. Therefore, it was best to leave this matter to the death attendant. After all, he did not have a soul.
The death attendant walked forward and grabbed gu he"s shoulders with both hands.
Gu he was very weak now, very, very weak. Otherwise, he wouldn"t have pretended to be dead in front of Zhou Ze in an attempt to deceive Zhou Ze.
“How did he find me?”Gu he asked at this time.
“Uh-huh, the boss sent a message to this penniless priest saying that you might not be dead.”The old priest shrugged. “This penniless priest can"t tell the exact reason why the boss knows that you"re not dead.”
Gu he suddenly understood,
he thought of it,
it was because of the ghost certificate,
after the original owner of the Ghost Certificate died,
the Ghost Certificate would automatically become the lowest level certificate,
it was the same even for judges,
that guy took away his ghost certificate. He must have realized that his certificate was marked “Constable”, so he suspected that he was not dead.
“Call your boss and tell him that I have something to tell him. Tell him that if he kills me, he can only get an ordinary ghost certificate. But if he doesn"t kill me, I can give…”
“Kill.”
The old priest couldn"t be bothered to bicker with this constable,
moreover, he felt that his boss couldn"t be bothered to bicker with him,
he directly motioned for the death attendant to kill him and reminded him at the same time:
“Remember to eat his soul. Don"t let him go to h.e.l.l.”
The death attendant immediately exerted his strength and planned to break Gu he"s neck first.
But Gu he"s neck suddenly swelled up,
then..,
a ball of flame spurted out from his throat.
The death attendant was burned in the face-to-face. He let go of his hand in an exaggerated manner and hopped around in extreme pain.
Actually..,
the damage caused by this fire to the death attendant couldn"t be said to be great. After all, Gu he was already close to the end of his life. However, the death attendant wasn"t afraid of anything else. He was only afraid of Fire!
Deep in his heart, he had a very deep fear of fire!
This was because his predecessor, the j.a.panese priest, was burned alive by Zhou Ze with gasoline and almost had his ashes mixed with rice.
When the old priest saw this scene, he immediately took out a talisman. This time, he did not take it out from his crotch.
Because the old priest knew that..,
if the talisman in his crotch was stuck to the death attendant"s body..,
it was because he despised the death attendant for not dying quickly enough.
Xu Qinglang had been working very hard recently and had drawn many talismans. Although these talismans were not very powerful, they were still of some use.
The old priest took out a talisman that Xu Qinglang had drawn. This talisman was a failure. It was said to be a water-type talisman, but it could only be used to water the flowers.
“Water Dragon Roar!”
The old priest spread out his poss and bit his finger to smear the blood on the talisman. At the same time, he glanced at it from the corner of his eye. Seeing that Gu he, who had just spat out fire, was still lying on the ground and could not move, he was relieved to help the death attendant put out the fire first.
“Pa!”
About half of the basin"s water was splashed out.
“…”the old Daoist.
This MOTHERF * CKER"s name was so domineering. Could you be any more deceptive?
If Xu Qinglang was in front of the old Daoist at this time..,
the old Daoist wished he could go up and punch him directly,
because although it was a failure, Xu Qinglang did not explicitly tell the old Daoist. Instead, he said that if the old Daoist used his spell properly and used his own blood to activate it, he could trigger a water dragon to attack.
Half a basin of water..,
you still have the nerve to call it a water dragon?
This penniless priest discovered it in time this time. If he were to use this talisman in the future, he would die a miserable death!
Sir, don"t be in a hurry to kill me. Let me pour some water on you?
Wait until I pour some water on you before you kill me again?
Fortunately..,
gu he probably really didn"t have any strength left. The fire burned for a while and then extinguished.
Without the fire..,
the death attendant immediately got up,
although a lot of places were charred..,
it wasn"t a big problem for the death attendant. At this moment, new skin began to grow to replace the charred skin. This vitality was terrifying!
This time, the death attendant didn"t have anything to hesitate about. He directly opened his mouth and gnawed at Gu he"s corpse!
It was very violent,
very direct!
He actually dared to set me on fire,
then I"ll eat you!
“Kacha! Kacha! Kacha! ! !”
Blue light continued to emanate from Gu he"s body, but it was all sucked into the death attendant"s mouth. That was Gu he"s weak soul.
The old priest watched from the side. He felt that the death attendant at this moment was a little scary.
In the past, they only ate mosquitoes, which was nothing. It was just a natural green mosquito incense. But this time, if they were addicted to eating people, how would they feed them in the future?
He had to report this to the boss when he went back.
After the death attendants had gnawed gu he until only his body was left, and his soul had been completely swallowed, the old priest clapped his hands in satisfaction and buried the body again. Only then did the old priest leave with the death attendants.
After about an hour..,
the old priest and the death attendants ran out from the haystack in the distance again. The two of them returned once more!
Seeing that there was nothing unusual, the two of them left again.
When the sky was about to brighten..,
the old priest and the death attendants ran back again. They returned once again!
The soil was still there. It was not overturned again.
“Phew…”
The old priest heaved a sigh of relief,
it seemed that he had really hung up this time.
He took out his cell phone. To be on the safe side, the old priest gave his boss a call, and Zhou Ze gave him a positive reply.
Because Gu he"s ghost certificate had already become the lowest level of Ghost Certificate, the judgment of the Yin priest was not wrong. Zhou ze also told the old priest to bring the death attendant back as soon as possible.
“Alright, Alright, go home and sleep. And you, go back and brush your teeth and shower before going back to the bedroom. Brush your teeth a few more times,”the old priest reminded the death attendant.
He and the death attendant lived in the same room, but he could not stand the smell of blood when he woke up.
The death attendant nodded and followed the old priest back.
The morning sun had already risen,
the light shone down,
reflecting the blood in the death attendant"s teeth,
it was glistening,
the death attendant unconsciously licked the gaps between his teeth with his tongue,
he sucked in the minced meat and blood inside,
he only felt that the taste,
was exceptionally delicious, making him yearn for it.
If not for the old priest"s request to go back now,
he would really like to go back and dig up gu he"s body again,
and eat it again,
it really was,
so Delicious.