"I thought most of your ancestral lands glowed in the dark, after the destruction of Vorkosigan Vashnoi."
The Count shrugged. "Some remain. This residence, for example. But my estate is not just property; as Cordelia puts it, it comes with a full-time job. If we allow your claim upon it, you must allow its claim upon you."
"You can keep it all," said Mark sincerely. "I"ll sign anything."
The Count winced.
"Consider it orientation, Mark," said the Countess. "Some of the people you may encounter will be thinking much about these questions. You simply need to be aware of the unspoken agendas."
The Count acquired an abstracted look; he let out his breath in a slow trickle. When he looked up again his face was frighteningly serious. "That"s true. And there"s one agenda that is not only unspoken, it"s unspeakable. You must be warned."
So unspeakable Count Vorkosigan was having trouble spitting it out himself, apparently. "What now?" asked Mark warily.
"There is a . . . false theory of descent, one of six possible lines, that puts me next in line to inherit the Barrayaran Imperium, should Emperor Gregor die without issue."
"Yes," said Mark impatiently, "of course I knew. Galen"s plot turned on exploiting that legal argument. You, then Miles, then Ivan."
"Yes, well now it"s me, then Miles, then you, then Ivan. And Miles is-technically-dead at the moment. That leaves only me between you, and being targeted. Not as an imitation Miles, but in your own right."
"That"s rubbish rubbish," exploded Mark. "That"s even crazier than the idea of my becoming Count Vorkosigan!"
"Hold that thought," advised the Countess. "Hold it hard, and never even hint that you could think otherwise."
I am fallen among madmen.
"If anyone approaches you with a conversation on the subject, report it to me, Cordelia, or Simon Illyan as soon as possible," the Count added.
Mark had retreated as far back into his chair as he could go. "All right. . . ."
"You"re scaring him, dear," the Countess remarked.
"On that that topic, paranoia is the key to good health," said the Count ruefully. He watched Mark silently for a moment. "You look tired. We"ll show you to your room. You can wash up and rest a bit." topic, paranoia is the key to good health," said the Count ruefully. He watched Mark silently for a moment. "You look tired. We"ll show you to your room. You can wash up and rest a bit."
They all rose. Mark followed them out to the paved hallway. The Countess nodded to an archway leading straight back under the curved stairway. "I"m going to take the lift tube up and see Elena."
"Right," the Count agreed. Mark perforce followed him up the stairs. Two flights let him know how out of shape he was. By the time they reached the second landing he was breathing as heavily as the old man. The Count turned down a third floor hallway.
Mark asked in some dread, "You"re not putting me in Miles"s room, are you?"
"No. Though the one you"re getting was mine, once, when I was a child."
Before the death of his older brother, presumably. The second son"s room. That was almost as unnerving.
"It"s just a guest room, now." The Count swung open another blank wooden door on hinges. Beyond it lay a sunny chamber. Obviously hand-made wooden furniture of uncertain age and enormous value included a bed and chests; a domestic console to control lighting and the mechanized windows sat incongruously beside the carved headboard.
Mark glanced back, and collided with the Count"s deeply questioning stare. It was a thousand times worse than even the Dendarii"s I-love-Naismith look. He clenched his hands to his head, and grated, "Miles isn"t in here!"
"I know," said the Count quietly. "I was looking for . . . myself, I suppose. And Cordelia. And you."
Uncomfortably compelled, Mark looked for himself in the Count, reciprocally. He wasn"t sure. Hair color, formerly; he and Miles shared the same dark hair he had seen on vids of the younger Admiral Vorkosigan. Intellectually, he"d known Aral Vorkosigan was the old General Count Piotr Vorkosigan"s younger son, but that lost older brother had been dead for sixty years. He was astonished the present Count remembered with such immediacy, or made of it a connection with himself. Strange, and frightening. I was to kill this man. I still could. He"s not guarding himself at all. I was to kill this man. I still could. He"s not guarding himself at all.
"Your ImpSec people didn"t even fast-penta me. Aren"t you at all worried that I might still be programmed to a.s.sa.s.sinate you?" Or did he seem so little threat?
"I thought you shot your father-figure once already. Catharsis enough." A bemused grimace curved the Count"s mouth.
Mark remembered Galen"s surprised look, when the nerve-disruptor beam had taken him full in the face. Whatever Aral Vorkosigan would look like, dying, Mark fancied it would not be surprised.
"You saved Miles"s life then, according to his description of the affray," the Count said. "You chose your side two years ago, on Earth. Very effectively. I have many fears for you, Mark, but my death at your hand is not one of them. You"re not as one-down with respect to your brother as you imagine. Even-all, by my count."
"Progenitor. Not brother," said Mark, stiff and congealed.
"Cordelia and I are your progenitors," said the Count firmly.
Denial flashed in Mark"s face.
The Count shrugged. "Whatever Miles is, we made him. You are perhaps wise to approach us with caution. We may not be good for you, either."
His belly shivered with a terrible longing, restrained by a terrible fear. Progenitors. Parents. Parents. He was not sure he wanted parents, at this late date. They were such enormous figures. He felt obliterated in their shadow, shattered like gla.s.s, annihilated. He felt a sudden weird wish to have Miles back. Somebody his own size and age, somebody he could talk to. He was not sure he wanted parents, at this late date. They were such enormous figures. He felt obliterated in their shadow, shattered like gla.s.s, annihilated. He felt a sudden weird wish to have Miles back. Somebody his own size and age, somebody he could talk to.
The Count glanced again into the bedchamber. "Pym should have arranged your things."
"I don"t have any things. Just the clothes I"m wearing . . . sir." It was impossible to keep his tongue from adding that honorific.
"You must have had something more to wear!"
"What I brought from Earth, I left in a storage locker on Escobar. The rent"s up by now, it"s probably confiscated."
The Count looked him over. "I"ll send someone to take your measurements, and supply you with a kit. If you were visiting under more normal circ.u.mstances, we would be showing you around. Introducing you to friends and relatives. A tour of the city. Getting you apt.i.tude tests, making arrangements for furthering your education. We"ll do some of that, in any case."
A school? What kind? a.s.signment to a Barrayaran military academy was very close to Mark"s idea of a descent into h.e.l.l. Could they make him . . . ? There were ways to resist. He had successfully resisted being lent Miles"s wardrobe.
"If you want anything, ring for Pym on your console," the Count instructed.
Human servants. So very strange. The physical fear that had turned him inside out was fading, to be replaced by a more formless general anxiety. "Can I get something to eat?"
"Ah. Please join Cordelia and me for lunch in one hour. Pym will show you to the Yellow Parlor."
"I can find it. Down one floor, one corridor south, third door on the right."
The Count raised an eyebrow. "Correct."
"I"ve studied you, you see."
"That"s all right. We"ve studied you, too. We"ve all done our homework."
"So what"s the test?"
"Ah, that"s the trick of it. It"s not a test. It"s real life."
And real death. "I"m sorry," Mark blurted. For Miles? For himself? He scarcely knew. "I"m sorry," Mark blurted. For Miles? For himself? He scarcely knew.
The Count looked like he was wondering too; a brief ironic smile twitched one corner of his mouth. "Well . . . in a strange way, it"s almost a relief to know that it"s as bad as it can be. Before, when Miles was missing, one didn"t know where he was, what he might be doing to, er, magnify the chaos. At least this time we know he can"t possibly get into any worse trouble."
With a brief wave, the Count walked away, not entering the room after Mark, not crowding him in any way. Three ways to kill him flashed through Mark"s mind. But that training seemed ages stale. He was too out of shape now anyway. Climbing the stairs had exhausted him. He pulled the door shut and fell onto the carved bed, shivering with reaction.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN.
Ostensibly to allow Mark to recover from jump-lag, the Count and Countess set no tasks for him the first two days. Indeed, except for the rather formal mealtimes, Mark did not see Count Vorkosigan at all. He wandered the house and grounds at will, with no apparent guard but the Countess"s discreet observation of him. There were uniformed guards at the gates; he did not yet have the nerve to test and discover if they were charged to keep him in as well as unauthorized persons out.
He had studied Vorkosigan House, yes, but the immediacy of actually being here took some getting used to. It all seemed subtly askew from his expectations. The place was a warren, but for all the antiques with which Vorkosigan House was cluttered, every original window had been replaced with modern high-grade armor-gla.s.s and automatic shutters, even the ones high up on the wall in the bas.e.m.e.nt kitchen. It was like a sh.e.l.l, if a vast one, of protection, palace/fortress/prison. Could he slide into this sh.e.l.l?
I"ve been a prisoner all my life. I want to be a free man.
On the third day, his new clothing arrived. The Countess came to help him unpack it all. The morning light and cool air of early autumn streamed into his bedchamber through the window which he had, mulishly, opened wide to the mysterious, dangerous, unknown world.
He opened one bag on a hanger to reveal a garment in a disturbingly military style, a high-necked tunic and side-piped trousers in Vorkosigan brown and silver, very like the Count"s armsmen"s liveries, but with more glitter on the collar and epaulettes. "What"s this?" he asked suspiciously.
"Ah," said the Countess. "Gaudy, isn"t it? It"s your uniform as a cadet lord of House Vorkosigan."
His, not Miles"s. All the new clothes were computer-cut to generous fit; his heart sank as he calculated how much he"d have to eat to escape this this one. one.
The Countess"s lips curved up at the dismayed expression on his face. "The only two places you actually have to wear it are if you attend a session of the Council of Counts, or if you go to the Empereor"s birthday ceremonies. Which you might; they"re coming up in a few weeks." She hesitated, her finger tracing over the Vorkosigan logo embroidered on the tunic"s collar. "Miles"s birthday isn"t very long after that."
Well, Miles wasn"t aging at the moment, wherever he was. "Birthdays are sort of a non-concept, for me. What do you call it when you take someone out of a uterine replicator?"
"When I was taken out of my my uterine replicator, my parents called it my birthday," she said dryly. uterine replicator, my parents called it my birthday," she said dryly.
She was Betan. Right. "I don"t even know when mine is."
"You don"t? It"s in your records."
"What records?"
"Your Bharaputran medical file. Haven"t you ever seen it? I"ll have to get you a copy. It"s, um, fascinating reading, in a sort of horrifying way. Your birthday was the seventeenth of last month, in point of fact."
"I missed it anyway, then." He closed the bag and stuffed the uniform far back in his closet. "Not important."
"It"s important that someone celebrate our existence," she objected amiably. "People are the only mirror we have to see ourselves in. The domain of all meaning. All virtue, all evil, are contained only in people. There is none in the universe at large. Solitary confinement is a punishment in every human culture."
"That"s . . . true," he admitted, remembering his own recent imprisonment. "Hm." The next garment he shook out suited his mood: solid black. Though on closer examination it proved to be almost the same design as the cadet lord"s uniform, the logos and piping muted in black silk instead of glowing in silver thread, almost invisible against the black cloth.
"That"s for funerals," commented the Countess. Her voice was suddenly rather flat.
"Oh." Taking the hint, he tucked it away behind the Vor cadet"s uniform. He finally chose the least military-flavored outfit available, soft loose trousers, low boots without buckles, steel toe caps, or any other aggressive decorations, and a shirt and vest, in dark colors, blues, greens, red-browns. It felt like a costume, but it was all extremely well-made. Camouflage? Did the clothes represent the man inside, or disguise him? "Is it me?" he asked the Countess, upon emerging from the bathroom for inspection.
She half-laughed. "A profound question, to ask of one"s clothing. Even I can"t answer that one."
On the fourth day, Ivan Vorpatril turned up at breakfast. He wore an Imperial lieutenant"s undress greens, neatly setting off his tall, physically-fit frame; with his arrival the Yellow Parlor seemed suddenly crowded. Mark shrank down guiltily as his putative cousin greeted his aunt with a decorous kiss on the cheek and his uncle with a formal nod. Ivan nailed a plate from the sideboard and piled it precariously with eggs, meat, and sugared breads, juggled a mug of coffee, hooked back a chair with his foot, and slid into a place at the table opposite Mark.
"h.e.l.lo, Mark," Ivan acknowledged his existence at last. "You look like h.e.l.l. When did you get so bloated?" He shoved a forkful of fried meat into his mouth and started chewing.
"Thank you, Ivan," Mark took what refuge he could in faint sarcasm. "You haven"t changed, I see." Implying no improvement no improvement, he hoped.
Ivan"s brown eyes glinted; he started to speak, but was stopped by his aunt"s "Ivan" in a tone of cool reproof.
Mark didn"t think it was for trying to talk with his mouth full, but Ivan swallowed before replying, not to Mark but to the Countess, "My apologies, Aunt Cordelia. But I still have a problem with closets and other small, unvented dark areas because of him."
"Sorry," muttered Mark, hunching. But something in him resisted being cowed by Ivan, and he added, "I only had Galen kidnap you to fetch Miles."
"So that was your your idea." idea."
"It worked, too. He came right along and stuck his head in the noose for you."
Ivan"s jaw tightened. "A habit he has failed to break, I understand," he returned, in a tone halfway between a purr and a snarl.
It was Mark"s turn to be silent. Yet in a way, it was almost comforting. Ivan at least treated him as he deserved. A little welcome punishment. He felt himself reviving under the rain of scorn like a parched plant. Ivan"s challenge almost brightened his day. "Why are you here?"
"It wasn"t my idea, believe me," said Ivan. "I am to take you Out. For an airing."
Mark glanced at the Countess, but she was focused on her husband. "Already?" she asked.
"It is by request," said Count Vorkosigan.
"Ah ha," she said, as if enlightened. No light dawned for Mark; it wasn"t his his request. "Good. Perhaps Ivan can show him a bit of the city on the way." request. "Good. Perhaps Ivan can show him a bit of the city on the way."
"That"s the idea," said the Count. "Since Ivan is an officer, it eliminates the need for a bodyguard."
Why, so they could talk frankly? A terrible idea. And who would protect him from Ivan?
"There will be an outer perimeter, I trust," said the Countess.
"Oh, yes."
The outer perimeter was the guard no one was supposed to see, not even the princ.i.p.als. Mark wondered what prevented the outer perimeter people from just taking the day off, and claiming they"d been there, invisible men. You could get away with the scam for quite a long time, between crises, he suspected.
Lieutenant Lord Vorpatril had his own ground-car, Mark discovered after breakfast, a sporty model featuring lots of red enamel. Reluctantly, Mark slid in beside Ivan. "So," he said, in an uncertain voice. "Do you still want to scrag me?"
Ivan whipped the car through the residence"s gates and out into Vorbarr Sultana city traffic. "Personally, yes. Practically, no. I need all the bodies I can get to stand between me, and Uncle Aral"s job. I wish Miles had a dozen children. He could have, by now, if only he"d started-in a way, you are a G.o.dsend. They"d have me clamped in as heir apparent right now if not for you." He hesitated, in speech only; the ground-car he accelerated through an intersection, weaving narrowly past four other vehicles bearing down in collision courses. "How dead is Miles really? Uncle Aral was pretty vague, on the vid telling me about it. I wasn"t sure if it was for security, or-I"ve never seen him so stiff."
The traffic was worse than London"s and, if possible, even more disorderly, or ordered according to some rule involving survival of the fittest. Mark gripped the edges of his seat and replied, "I don"t know. He took a needle-grenade in the chest. Almost as bad as it could be without actually blowing him in half."
Did Ivan"s lips ripple in suppressed horror? If so, the breezy facade re-closed again almost instantly. "It will take a top-notch revival facility to put his torso back together right," Mark continued. "For the brain . . . you never know till revival"s over." And then it"s too late. And then it"s too late. "But that"s not the problem. Or not the problem yet." "But that"s not the problem. Or not the problem yet."