"Not she. Perhaps she"s been buying some things for her birthday. She"s going to give her aunt and uncle tea here."
"Oho! And when _is_ Phoebe"s birthday, mother?"
"To-morrow."
Jeremiah grinned, his eyes glittered. "I"m in luck"s way," he said.
"And now, mother, give me a gla.s.s of brandy and water, and I"ll cut my lucky."
"When shall I see you again, Jeremiah?" she asked, after mixing the beverage, which he tossed off with a relish.
"Sooner than you expect. Oh, well, I don"t mind telling you. I"m coming here to-morrow to wish Phoebe many happy returns. Ta-ta! Well, if you must kiss me--there you are, hugging me again! Why can"t you do it gently?"
CHAPTER XVI.
TOM BARLEY HAS A SCENE WITH THE MISER.
Meanwhile Miser Farebrother and Tom Barley were "having it out"
upstairs in the miser"s room. Jeremiah Pamflett had put a very strong case before Miser Farebrother. He said that every time he came down to Parksides, Tom Barley laid wait for him and threatened to take his life.
"It"s no fault of mine," said Jeremiah, "that I"m not as strong as that hulking vagabond, who makes any amount of money by robbing you. If you like to be robbed, I"ve nothing to say to it. n.o.body loses anything but yourself. But I can"t be coming regularly down here in fear of my life.
You couldn"t expect me to."
In short, Jeremiah indirectly gave Miser Farebrother to understand that if he retained Tom Barley in his employ he would have to come more often to London to look through the books and papers; and that he, Jeremiah Pamflett, would have to come less often to Parksides. Jeremiah was cunning enough to know that he was on safe ground in making this declaration. He had felt his way before he had arrived at it, and the miser was furious. It was impossible for him to go more often to London; there was no one he could trust but Jeremiah, and, in the light of a possible rupture, he placed an exaggerated value upon his clerk"s services.
"He drew a knife upon me," said Jeremiah, "as I was coming here, because he saw me escorting Miss Farebrother home. She was in the village making purchases, and I thought it my duty to protect her."
"Quite right, quite right," said Miser Farebrother. "She ought to be much obliged to you."
"She was," said Jeremiah.
"Making purchases, eh?" exclaimed Miser Farebrother. "What was she purchasing--eh? You don"t know? What"s that you say? Oh, Tom Barley!
I"ll soon settle with him. They all rob me--everybody, everybody! You are the only one I can trust--the only one, the only one!"
"There"s nothing I wouldn"t do for you," said Jeremiah, fervently. "I"d work my fingers off----"
"There, there!" said Miser Farebrother, fretfully. "Don"t make protestations. I hate them. It is your interest to do your duty. I pay you well for it."
"You do; and I am grateful," said Jeremiah, feeling in his heart as if he would like to strangle his master. "But you don"t care for that sort of thing, and I"ll not say anything more."
"No; don"t, don"t!" groaned the miser. "Go; and send Tom Barley up to me."
Jeremiah nodded, and went out of the room. Miser Farebrother"s eyes followed him; and when the door was closed, he groaned:
"He"s as bad as the rest, I believe; but I"ve not been able to find him out. Is he cunninger and cleverer than I am? Curse my bones! Why can"t I buy a new set? There isn"t an honest man in the whole world. If Phoebe had been a boy instead of a girl, I might have had a little peace of mind; but as it is, I"m robbed right and left--right and left!
Who"s that at the door? Come in, can"t you? Oh, it"s you, Tom Barley?"
"Yes, it"s me," said Tom. "What do you want of me?"
"Speak respectfully," screamed the miser.
"I am, though I"ve got no particular call to," said Tom. Truth to tell he was not in an amiable temper, what with his hunger, and his rags, and his meeting with Jeremiah. "You sent for me. What do you want? And mind this--I don"t stir hand or foot till I get something to eat."
Miser Farebrother became suddenly quite cool. It was generally the case when an antagonist he had in his power was before him.
"Something to eat, eh? You scoundrel! you have the stomach of an ostrich."
"I wish I had," said Tom; "then I could fill it with stones and rusty nails. As it is, I can"t get those things down. I give you warning----"
"What!" cried Miser Farebrother; "you give me warning?"
"Yes; not to call hard names, or mayhap I"ll throw them back at you."
"Do you dare to speak to me in that manner," said the miser, "after all I"ve done for you?"
Tom Barley looked ruefully at his rags of clothes, and said, with unconscious humour, "Yes, you have done for me; there"s no mistake about that. I remember you promised to make my fortune. I look as if it was made!"
"And whose fault is it," said Miser Farebrother, "that you"re a pauper--whose fault but your own? That is, if what you say is true. But it isn"t. You"ve got money rolled up in bundles somewhere--my money, that you"ve robbed me of."
Tom Barley burst out laughing. "Who has told you that c.o.c.k-and-bull?"
he asked. "I"d like to give him half to prove it. I"m thinking of buying Buckingham Palace, I am. I"ve got money enough to pay for it rolled up in bundles."
"Hold your tongue," said the miser, "and listen to me."
"Go ahead," said Tom Barley.
"When I first took you into my service," the miser commenced--
"At twopence a week," interposed Tom. "The Bank of England"s breaking down with my savings."
"It was my intention to make a man of you," continued the miser; and again Tom Barley interrupted him.
"The Lord Almighty did that while you was thinking of it."
"But," proceeded the miser, "I soon found out that I had taken a hopeless case in hand; I soon discovered that a clodhopper you were and a clodhopper you would remain, till you took your place in the workhouse as a regular. Then I lost interest in you, and let you go your way."
"In a minute or two," said Tom Barley, "I"ve got a couple of words to say to you that I don"t go out of this room without saying."
"I allowed you to remain on my estate, and gave you your meals, and paid you so much a week."
"Why not say so little, instead of so much?" asked Tom, who, driven by necessity and despair, was coming out in a new light.
"The work you did I could have had done for a song----"
"The Lord forbid," said Tom, "that I should have heard you sing it! It would have given me the gripes. I"ve got "em now."