"Plenty more here like me."
"How many?"
"Hundreds, I reckon. Yorkburg"s most all children and old maids, m.u.t.h.e.r says. We"ve got nine children--four girls and five boys. The last one was a girl, which would have made us even, but it died. Billy give it a piece of watermelon rind to play with and it et it. But, Miss Mary, m.u.t.h.e.r /did/ say I could have a pickle, she did."
And Peggy turned to Miss Cary, anxious entreaty in her eyes.
"I don"t want an apple--I want a pickle. And it won"t make me sick.
There"s seven of us to have a bite, and one bite wouldn"t give anybody"s stomach a pain. Oh, Miss Mary, you ain"t Miss Lizzie Bettie Pryor.
Please don"t tell me not to get it. Please don"t!" And the little fingers twisted and untwisted in tragic intensity of appeal.
"I ought to tell you." Miss Cary looked doubtfully at the pickle-jar.
"But if you get it will you promise not to ask for another for a long, long time? They are almost poisonous. Mr. Blick, I wish you wouldn"t keep them. They are such a temptation to the children. Isn"t there anything else you could keep instead?"
"Yes"m, plenty of things. But that"s all I would do. I"d keep "em. I tell you times ain"t like they was, Mary Cary, and if you don"t sell what people want to buy, they"ll buy from the man who sells what they want. And then what would Mrs. Blick and the babies do?"
Mr. Blick"s bright little black eyes beamed first at Miss Cary and then at the gentleman in the door, but, neither venturing an answer, he cut off a piece of pork and wrapped it carefully. "Not being in the missionary business, I have to meet the times, for if we don"t stand up we set down, and folks walk right along over us and don"t know we"re there. I don"t approve of pickle, or cocoanut, either, as for that"--he tapped a jar filled with water, in which soaked broken pieces of the fruit of the tree forbidden by most Yorkburg mothers--"but business is business, which I ain"t attendin" to or I"d be takin" your order "stead of wastin" your time." And again the black little eyes gleamed like polished chinquapins sunk in a round red peach.
"Oh no! Peggy was here first and her mother is waiting for her. You give her what she came for while I look around for what I want."
Mr. Blick, knowing further words were unwise, began patiently to do up the eggs" worth of pork and pepper and mola.s.ses, and John Maxwell, watching him to see in what proportions they would be meted out, grew as interested as Peggy, whose shrewd little eyes had so early been trained in weights and measurements that she could tell quickly the number of eggs required for an ounce or quarter of half a pound of the purchase to be made. Putting the packages in a basket, she turned; then, remembering a final order, stood again at the counter.
"I forgot, Mr. Blick. m.u.t.h.e.r say won"t you please send her nine of them little blue-and-red-and-white birthday candles? She wants "em for the twins" birthday. It comes on the Fourth of July; they will be nine on the Fourth, Washington and Jefferson will, and m.u.t.h.e.r"s been wanting ever since they been born to celebrate their birthday, but suppin"
always happened; somebody was sick, or Wash and Jeff been fightin", so she couldn"t in conscience give "em a party. But the last time "twas her fault--she mashed her finger; so she say she thinks she"ll have it now if"n it is May "stead of July, cause there ain"t nothing the matter, and she knows there will be if she waits till the right time. She say she"ll send the eggs for the candles as soon as Grandpa Duke and Miss Florence Nightingale lays "em. She knows Mis" Blick likes their eggs best. It will take a dozen, won"t it?"
John Maxwell turned toward Miss Cary, his forehead wrinkled in puzzled inquiry. "In the name of chicken-science, what is she talking about? If I oughtn"t to ask, don"t tell me, but--"
"It"s a new world I told you you"d be finding." Mary Cary laughed, running her hand through a peck measure of black-eyed peas. "And where but in Yorkburg will eggs serve for currency?"
"But when Grandpa Duke lays the eggs? What does she mean?"
"That the big black hen was a present from Mr. Duke, Mrs. McDougal"s father, and named in honor of him. All Mrs. McDougal"s hens are named--honorably named. Her roosters, also. But having few roosters and admiring many men, she bestows on her lady chickens the names of distinguished gentlemen. It"s her only way of keeping in touch with great people, she says. You must know Peggy"s mother. She is one of my good friends. Would you like to go to the party?"
Before he could answer: "Peggy!" she called--"Peggy, come here and tell us when the party takes place."
Peggy, package-laden, came slowly toward the door near which Miss Cary and John Maxwell were standing. The top end of the precious pickle had been bitten off, and Peggy"s face, wrinkled in distorted enjoyment of its salty sourness, was endeavoring to straighten itself before making answer.
"Oh, Miss Mary Cary, /will/ you come to the party? Will you?
There"s going to be flags and poppers and lemonade and--and a lot of things. m.u.t.h.e.r say she"s been intendin" to give a party ever since she"s been married, but she ain"t ever had a minute to do it in. The reason she is goin" to give it to the boys is because they was born the same day the United States was. They"ll be nine on the Fourth of July and the United States will be--" She shook her head. "I don"t know how old the United States is, but m.u.t.h.e.r say being born when they was, and being named for Presidents, she"s bound to teach us patriotics, and a party is the best way she knows of. She"d give it to me or Teeny if our birthdays stood for anything, but they don"t. I"m ten, goin" on eleven, and ain"t anybody yet remembered when my birthday comes."
Peggy was red in the face and out of breath. The eagerness of her invitation had dried her throat, which needed moistening. Ducking her head, she bit off the other end of the pickle and, in an effort to swallow naturally, blinked furiously.
"That"s all and no more," she said, nodding explanatorily at Miss Cary.
"I always take the two ends. They"re toughest, and you can chew "em longest. The other children get the middle," and she put said middle carefully between the pork and pepper. "If you don"t want me to, I won"t eat another for--for how long mustn"t I eat it, Miss Cary?"
"For six months." Miss Cary"s voice made effort to be severe. "They will ruin you. They really will. But run along and tell your mother we are coming to the party. What time did you say it was to be?"
"I didn"t say. m.u.t.h.e.r ain"t said herself yet. She say out of nine you can always count on suppin" happenin" that oughtn"t, specially when five is boys. But I reckon it will be about four o"clock, and she thinks Friday will be the day. If m.u.t.h.e.r can get "em all washed and keep the lemonade from being drunk up she will have it at four. If"n she can"t she will have it when she can. But please "m, oh /please "m/ be sure and come!"
She started down the street, then turned, as if suddenly remembering, and came back to the man still standing in the door, watching her with amused eyes.
"m.u.t.h.e.r will be glad to have you come, too," she said, nodding gravely, "Mr.--Mr.--what did you say your name was?"
"Maxwell." And again the hat was lifted.
"Maxwell," she repeated. "I hope you will come, too. I don"t know whether m.u.t.h.e.r knows you or not, but if you was Satan himself she would be glad to see you--if"n you was a friend of Miss Mary Cary."
Chapter VIII
PEGGY"S PARTY
"Now, ain"t I glad to see you! Come right along in and set down, unless you"d rather set out. I"m that proud to have you here I"m right light in the head, that I am!" and John Maxwell"s hand was shaken heartily.
"Lord, what a big man you"ve gone and got to be! Your dotingest grandma wouldn"t have believed you would grow into good looks when you was fifteen. You were the ugliest, nicest boy I ever seen at fifteen, and look at you now! Look at you now!"
Mrs. McDougal stood off and gazed with admiring candor at the man before her, and the man, laughing good-naturedly, seated himself on the railing of the little porch and threw his hat on a chair at its far end.
"If I"ve changed it"s more than you have. Just as young and gay as ever," he said, nodding toward her, "and still a woman of sense and discrimination. n.o.body but you knows I"m handsome."
"I ain"t sayin" you"re an Appolus Belviderus. You ain"t. But you look like a man, and that"s what many who wars pants don"t. And good clothes is a powerful help to face and figger. I certainly am proud to see you.
I certainly am!"
"And I certainly am glad to see you. I certainly am!" He bobbed his head in imitation of Mrs. McDougal, whose words were always emphasized by gestures, and laughed in the puzzled eyes of the girl beside her, pulling off her long gloves. "Miss Cary asked me the other day if I didn"t want to know you. She didn"t know you were a friend of mine before you were a friend of hers. Remember those apple-jacks I used to get from you? Bully things! Don"t have anything like that in New York."
"Don"t have the same kind of stomach to put "em in, I reckon. Anything is good to boys and billy-goats, but edjicated insides is sniffy, they tell me. Set down, Mary Cary. Here, take this rockin"-chair. Ain"t anything been spilt on this one, and it"s the only one what ain"t. I"m that thankful nothin"s caught on fire that I was thinkin" of settin"
down myself, but "twon"t be no use. Look-a-yonder! If that Bickles boy ain"t tied a pop-cracker to Mis" Jepson"s chief rooster, and right on to its comb! Hi, there! Don"t you light that thing!" And Mrs. McDougal waved vigorously with her ap.r.o.n in the direction of a small group of stooping watchers, hands on knees and eyes eagerly intent.
The warning was too late. An explosion, a frantic crow from a once lordly c.o.c.k, a scurry to safer quarters, jeering cheers from heartless throats, and then silence as Mrs. McDougal"s waving arms were seen.
"Let me go down and see what they are doing," and Mary Cary laid gloves and parasol on the chair, unpinned her hat and put it beside them. "We were so late I was afraid the children would be gone. Look at that little rascal tying two dogs" tails together!" Down the steps she ran and across the yard, and as she approached there was a rush toward her. Instantly she was the centre of a crowding, swarming group of children, all talking at once, and all trying to see what she had come to do, but as she raised her hand there was momentary stillness.
"Now I can set down." With a sigh of relief Mrs. McDougal took the chair offered to Miss Cary, folded her arms, and began to rock, her eyes fastened on the man still on the railing of the little porch, but now with his back against a post and hands clasped over the knee of his right leg.
"I can set down in peace for a few minutes anyhow," she went on, "for as long as Miss Mary is out there things will go right. Some women is born with a way to manage children. She was." She nodded toward the yard. "Remember how she used to do those "sylum children? Led "em into more mischief than all the rest put together, but she always led "em out, and they were like sheep behind her. Loved her. That was it.
Ain"t it funny the things folks will do for a person just on account of lovin" "em? And ain"t it funny how you can"t love some people to save your life? You know you ought to, specially if they"re kin, and you try to, but you can"t do it. The very sight of some folks makes the old boy rise up in you, and you wish they was in--well, I ain"t sayin" where you wish they was. My grandmother always told me you"d better keep some wishes to yourself.
"But there"s one person in this town what makes me want to do to her just what Billy Bickles did to that rooster just now. She"s that superior, and so twisty in the corners of her mouth, that I"m always wishin" I could fix the kind of fall her pride"s goin" to have some day.
Bound to have it, pride is. "Ain"t no law to hold it up any more than an apple in the air, and both of "em is got to come down. When folks pa.s.s other folks what they know in the street, and don"t any more speak to "em than if they was worms of the dust, they think it"s on account of bein" who they are, and they don"t know it"s on account of bein" what they is. Of course a person can"t be blamed for bein" born a fool, but a fool ought to know better than to be fooler than it"s bound to be. I don"t mind Mrs. Deford not noticin" me, but Susie, who sells her all her hats, says--"
"Mrs. Deford?" John Maxwell, who was only half listening, and who had been watching the children, turned toward Mrs. McDougal. "You mean Mrs. Walter Deford?"
"That"s who I mean, though I don"t see what she"s called Mrs. Walter Deford for, being as "tis Mr. Walter Deford don"t seem to enjoy her company any more than I do. If he"s been in Yorkburg for eight years, n.o.body"s heard of it. When she dies she oughtn"t to be res"rected. In heaven there"ll be saints, born plain. She couldn"t a.s.sociate with them.
In h.e.l.l there"ll be blue-blooded sinners, and she can"t mix with sinners. The grave"s the place for her, and won"t anybody round here weep when she"s put in it. But Lord-a-mercy, what am I wastin" time talking about an old teapot like her for? She"s hurt Susie"s feelin"s so often, Susie bein" like her pa, and not havin" much spirit, that I get kinder riled when her name is mentioned. But my grandmother always did say if you didn"t like a person, spew them out of your heart and shut your mouth. And here I am talkin" about a nothin", "stead of askin" you "bout yourself. It"s been a long time since I seen you. Them other times when you"ve been down I ain"t even had a chance to glimpse you on the street, but the children told me, Susie and Hunt did, that you was a New-Yorker all right, and you is that. I tell you good clothes and an easy air don"t hurt anybody." She nodded her head. "You look like where you come from."
"Any difference in New-Yorkers and other people? Mind my smoking?" He took a package of cigarettes out of his pocket, lighted one and put the rest back. "In New York I tell people I"m from Yorkburg. Could I have arranged it I would have been born here. Not my fault I"m not a Virginian." He laughed, knocking the ashes from his cigarette. "You"ve got a bunch of them. All those yours?"
She peered above the railing and counted. "Ain"t but five of "em mine.
The four oldest works. Susie stays in Miss Patty Moore"s millinery store, Lizzie lives with her grandpa, Hunt is at the woolen mills with his pa, and Teeny helps Mrs. Blick with the children. The youngest is twins, they"re seven. The next is twins, too. They will be nine on the Fourth of July, and over who was to be invited that I had to keep "em in bed all day yesterday, and not let it be their party at all. I told "em "twas Peggy"s, but I"d do the invitin" myself. I didn"t want that Billy Bickles, but if I hadn"t asked him there"d been trouble for me as long as life. I know his ma too well. Don"t reckon you ever knew Mis"
Bickles? She"s one of them kind of women who"s always seein" she gets what"s comin" to her, and takes what ain"t. Her husband lives up the country. He warn"t much to leave: one of them lazy, good-natured kind what always had a pain handy; and Mis" Bickles says she left him while her family was small. Mis" Bickles says she left him while her family was small. Mis" Bickles"s got more sense than you"d think from lookin"
at her, and a tongue what tells all it knows and makes up what it don"t.