So, where did you go earlier? Anywhere nice?"
Stanley felt his face redden. No, dear. I popped to the pub," he mumbled.
Joyce glared at him. She had smelt a strong whiff of women"s perfume on his jumper and even though she was positive that most women in the world would find her Stanley repulsive, there was always the one old bag that was desperate. Joyce exercised her fingers and then, with a vicious look on her face, grabbed his meat and two veg and squeezed them.
What you doing?" Stanley squealed in agony.
If I ever find out you"ve been unfaithful to me, Stanley Smith, I will personally castrate you and feed your b.o.l.l.o.c.ks to them pigeons of yours. Do you understand me?"
I ain"t done nothing, Joycie, I swear I ain"t," Stanley pleaded with a pained expression.
Hearing a car pull up outside, Joyce let go of Stanley"s private parts and ran over to the window. It"s Frankie"s car. Go and answer the door, Stanley. Chop-chop."
Still holding his groin, Stanley did as he was told. He recognised the caller immediately.
h.e.l.lo. You"re Frankie"s friend, aren"t you? Where is she? Is she with you?"
Kerry burst into tears. No. Frankie"s been arrested. She tried to kill Jed."
Alice O"Hara was sitting in the Optimist with Jimmy, drinking a pint of Guinness.
Jimmy rarely took Alice anywhere with him, but today was her birthday and she deserved the occasional treat.
Nice pub this, ain"t it, Jimmy? Can you bring me "ere again for lunch one day?"
Jimmy shook his head. I"ve told you before, Alice, pubs are for the men to talk business and relax, a woman"s place is the home. You know that, love."
As Alice took a sip of her pint, she was suddenly overcome by a feeling of dread.
What"s up?" Jimmy asked, as he noticed the colour drain from her cheeks.
Alice took her psychic powers extremely seriously. Her nan had read tea leaves and her mum was a dab hand with a crystal ball. She stood up and urged Jimmy to do the same.
We"ve gotta go home. Something terrible"s happened, I know it has."
Jimmy didn"t know whether to laugh or cry. Alice was usually right when she had one of her funny turns, but he still had a full pint left.
Can"t we finish our drinks first? Another five minutes ain"t gonna matter, is it?"
Alice grabbed his arm. There"s no time to waste, we need to go now, Jimmy."
Over in Basildon, Sammy had just pulled up outside Kerry"s mum"s house. Twice Kerry had attacked him now, and it was time for the b.i.t.c.h to receive her comeuppance. Sammy Junior and Freddy boy were his kids, just as much as they were hers, and now Julie had agreed to move in with him, she could look after them for him.
When Kerry"s mother, Val, answered the door, Sammy pushed her into the hallway.
Get out of my house, else I"ll call the police," Val screamed.
Having now recovered from his earlier concussion, Sammy pulled back his right fist and smashed Val viciously on the jaw. Where are my f.u.c.king chavvies?" he yelled.
Val sank to the floor, cupping her chin in her hands. I don"t know, honest I don"t," she wept.
Sammy pulled back his right leg and booted Val full in the stomach. As she screamed, he bent down, grabbed her by the hair and forced her to stand up.
Me and you are going for a little ride," he told her.
Where are you taking me?" Val sobbed.
You"re gonna show me where my boys are, and if you refuse, I"m gonna f.u.c.king burn you alive."
Alice screamed as Jimmy turned into the drive and she spotted the police car. Dordie, Jimmy, dordie, the gavvers are here, the gavvers!" she cried.
Knowing his wife"s fear of the police, Jimmy opened the driver"s door. You wait "ere if you like. I reckon our Jed"s been nicked."
Desperate to put herself out of her misery, Alice ignored Jimmy"s advice and followed him towards the police car. Two officers got out and walked towards them.
Are you Mr and Mrs O"Hara, the occupants of this property?"
Deathly white, Jimmy clenched Alice"s hand and nodded.
The older officer continued. You need to come with us. There has been a serious incident and your son is at Basildon Hospital. We"ve been ordered to accompany you there."
What son? I"ve got three," Jimmy said in a shocked whisper.
It"s Jed. Jed O"Hara. He"s fairly poorly by all accounts, so the quicker we get you there, the better."
Jed was her youngest son and, even though as a mother you shouldn"t have favourites, he had always been the apple of Alice"s eye. She let out a wail and felt her legs go from under her.
Not my chavvie, not my beautiful Jed," she sobbed.
Up in the City, Joey had just returned from his lunchbreak and sat back down at his desk.
Your nan rang. She sounded a bit upset and asked if you could call her back. She said it was urgent," his colleague informed him.
Praying that his grandfather hadn"t fallen ill, Joey nervously dialled her number.
What"s up, Nan? Is Grandad OK?" he asked, fearing the worst.
Oh, Joey, thank G.o.d you"ve rung me back. Me and your grandad are in a right old state. Frankie"s friend has just been round here and she reckons Frankie has stabbed Jed and been arrested for it. She said he might even be dead."
Joey couldn"t believe what he was hearing. It couldn"t be true there must be some mistake. Christ Almighty! Just stay there with Grandad, I"m on my way over now."
Eddie, Gary, Ricky and Raymond marched into Chelmsford police station like characters out of the movie Reservoir Dogs.
Eddie was determined to be at the front of the queue. Sorry, but I"m gonna have to go in first, this is really important," he said to the other two people waiting.
Well, that"s tough s.h.i.t. I"ve been waiting "ere for half an hour and I"ve gotta sign on soon," said a junkie-looking creature.
Ricky glared at the creature and as he stood up, pushed him back down on his seat. My sister"s locked up in here, so we"re first. Got it?"
Seeing Gary also glare at him, the junkie nodded. He didn"t fancy an argument with these geezers, and the woman sitting next to him was too busy staring at her newspaper to argue the point.
Eddie repeatedly pressed the buzzer in reception. As soon as he"d found out that Frankie had been carted off to Chelmsford nick for questioning, he rang his solicitor, Larry, and told him to meet him there ASAP.
Come on you c.u.n.ts, open up," Eddie cursed.
The bloke behind the desk had disappeared out of sight and Eddie was becoming more impatient by the minute. He turned to Raymond.
I tell you something, if Frankie did try to kill that pikey piece of s.h.i.t, he must have done something pretty bad to make her flip and when I find out what it is, I will personally destroy the little f.u.c.ker."
Over in Basildon Hospital, Alice was screaming blue murder. Not only had a doctor just told her that Jed was in a critical condition and being operated on, but she had learned that Frankie had been arrested for causing her son"s injuries. Aware that the staff were getting annoyed with Alice for causing a scene, Jimmy tried his best to calm her down.
Let"s go and get some fresh air, eh? If you keep shouting and screaming, you"re gonna make yourself ill, love."
Alice flew at him and pummelled his chest with her fists. Fresh air! I don"t want no f.u.c.king fresh air, I wanna get my hands on that no-good wh.o.r.e, and beat the f.u.c.king granny out of her. And I tell you something else I want, I wanna know where them chavvies are. Georgie should be "ere with us. She"ll make her daddy better, I know she will."
As Alice began crying hysterically, Jimmy wrapped his arms around her and held her tightly to his chest. If Jed died or ended up with some kind of disability, as a proud travelling man, he would be expected to get revenge for his boy. Reigniting his feud with Eddie Mitch.e.l.l was something that Jimmy didn"t relish, but blood was thicker than water and if Jed did not recover, he would have no choice but to kill for his memory.
Kerry"s mum, Val, was all of a quiver as Sammy sped towards her eldest daughter"s house. She"d had no choice but to tell him where the kids were staying, as if she hadn"t, she was positive Sammy would have kept to his word and killed her.
Val held her throbbing jaw and pointed. Next left, then first right," she mumbled.
Sammy was stony-faced as he followed Val"s directions. He had no idea if Jed had pulled through, but he was determined to get his kids for him, find out what hospital he had been taken to, and take them up there. Even if Jed had died, the kids had every right to say goodbye to their wonderful father.
Where now?" Sammy shouted, as he pulled into a cul-de-sac.
Park here. It"s that house over there, number four."
Sammy turned to Val. Right, you go up to the door and knock and I"ll be right behind you."
Neither Frankie"s Fiesta nor Kerry"s car were anywhere to be seen and Sammy just hoped that if she was out, the kids weren"t with her.
As Sammy put his hood up, Val walked unsteadily up the path.
Who is it?" her daughter Joanne shouted.
Val flinched. She had been hoping the kids weren"t there, but she could hear their little voices. It"s me, love."
As Joanne opened the door, Sammy knocked Val out of the way, swung out an arm and pushed Joanne backwards into the hallway.
Sammy Junior was the first to appear. Daddy, don"t hurt Auntie Joanne!" he screamed.
Freddy just burst out crying.
Boys, go and get in the truck now," Sammy ordered them.
As Joanne stood up and tried to hit him, Sammy kicked her in the crotch.
Uncle Sammy, stop it," Georgie said, hugging his legs.
Where"s your brother?"
He"s asleep on the sofa."
Go and wake him, Georgie, and take him out to the truck. Your daddy"s not well and we"re going to see him."
Petrified by her uncle"s behaviour, Georgie obediently led Harry outside the house. Sammy pushed the door to, and smiled at the fright on Val and Joanne"s faces.
So, where is the slag?" he asked Joanne.
Joanne shrugged. I don"t know, honest I don"t."
Sammy edged closer to the two terrified women and waved his finger in both their faces. Don"t even think of calling the gavvers, will ya? "Cause if you do, I swear I will come back and mutilate the pair of ya."
Laughing at the looks on their faces, Sammy winked and walked away.
Eddie sat down in an interview room opposite DI Blyth. After a lot of screaming and shouting, she had finally agreed to give him five minutes of her time.
Thanks for seeing me. Frankie"s my only daughter and I can"t help her if I don"t know exactly what"s happened. I recognise you didn"t you have something to do with my trial?"
Blyth nodded. Yes, I was the one that ferried Frankie to court. For personal reasons, I was transferred over to Chelmsford two years ago."
So, is Jed alive?" Eddie asked nervously.
Jed is currently being operated on in Basildon Hospital. He was stabbed twice with a bread knife and his injuries have been described as life-threatening."
Eddie ran his fingers through his hair and leaned back on his chair. Listen, I dunno if you"ve got kids yourself, but I know what my Frankie"s all about. My daughter wouldn"t hurt a fly and she wouldn"t even know how to stab a steak, let alone her boyfriend. She ain"t violent, it"s not in her nature."
DI Blyth shrugged. Frankie has already admitted to attempting to murder Jed and I just hope for her sake that he doesn"t die."
Eddie stood up and paced up and down the room. Is she here? I need to speak to her."
She was here, but she isn"t now. She was in shock and didn"t feel too well, so she has been escorted to Broomfield Hospital for the sake of her baby."
Feeling both anxious and incompetent, Eddie slammed his fist against the wall. My solicitor will be here in a minute. He"s gonna represent Frankie, sit in with her while she does her interview."
As Eddie Mitch.e.l.l looked at her, DI Blyth felt a slight twinge of guilt. She had insisted that Frankie wasn"t in a fit state of mind to be interviewed, but she had been overruled by her not-so-sympathetic DS.
I am so sorry, Mr Mitch.e.l.l, but the interview has already been concluded. I advised Frankie not to speak without a legal representative, but she was very insistent that she didn"t need to be represented."
Eddie crouched down and held his head in his hands. Frankie, what the f.u.c.k have you done?" he whispered.
Back in Rainham, Joey was doing his best to console his drunken grandmother.
Cursed this family is and it"s all my b.l.o.o.d.y fault," Joyce ranted, as she topped her gla.s.s up with yet another sherry.
Stanley raised his eyebrows at Joey and put his forefinger to the side of his head to insinuate Joyce wasn"t the full shilling.
Joey sighed. He had phoned his father but there was no answer, and he had also rung Basildon police station, which he believed was the nearest one to Wickford. They informed him that his sister wasn"t there. He was at a loss as to what else to do for now and he had no number for Frankie"s friend, Kerry. The only thing he could do was wait for Dominic to arrive. His boyfriend had just left work, was always good in a crisis and he would know exactly how to handle matters.