The three men all held their hands up. We didn"t see anything," they repeated one after the other.
Knowing that it was time to leave, Ed couldn"t resist a closer look at the bleeding, screaming mess he"d just attacked. He lifted his foot and kicked Big Bald Baz as hard in the b.o.l.l.o.c.ks as he could. You gra.s.s me up, or ever say one more word about my wife or dad, I"ll cut your f.u.c.king heart out next time, got me?"
I can"t see. For f.u.c.k"s sake get me some help," Baz screamed in agony.
Eddie washed the blood off his hands, smirked, and sauntered out of the shower room.
Joey was a bundle of nerves as he and Dominic headed towards Rainham in a taxi.
You haven"t got to tell them tonight if you don"t want to," Dominic said kindly.
I want to. If me and you are gonna be truly happy, we can"t live a lie."
Admiring his boyfriend"s strength of character, Dominic squeezed his hand. Why don"t we stop off and get a couple of drinks inside us first."
Joey shook his head. No. My nan"s expecting us at six and we don"t wanna be late. I won"t tell them straight away. We can eat our dinner, have a few drinks, and I"ll break the news towards the end of the evening."
Dominic nodded. It was Joey"s family, so the decision was entirely up to him.
Raymond and Polly had just arrived at Joycie"s house.
Take Polly"s coat and pour our guests some drinks," Joyce said to her husband in her posh voice.
Stanley smiled as he obeyed his wife"s orders. Joyce was properly back to her old self; so much so, it was hard to believe that she had ever been ill in the first place.
Raymond thanked his father for their drinks and politely asked about his pigeons. Their relationship had been difficult after Jessica"s death, but his mother"s illness had helped to heal the rift between them.
Joyce checked on the roast potatoes, shut the oven door, then made her way into the lounge.
So lovely to see you again, Polly," she said, kissing her son"s girlfriend.
As the dogs ran into the living room, Joyce shushed them out. Buster, the slightly bigger of the two, was having none of it. He"d taken a shine to Joyce since she had come out of hospital and rid herself of her madness. As Buster clung to her leg and tried to hump her, Joyce screamed in mortification.
Realising that the dog was very excited and rubbing his masterpiece against Joycie"s best dress, both Stanley and Raymond burst out laughing.
Joyce was furious. Talk about embarra.s.s her in front of Polly. Get this dog away from me now. Put them out the back," she yelled at Stanley.
Trying to stifle his laughter, Stanley ushered Bruno out, then managed to untangle Buster from Joycie"s leg.
I feel grubby now, so I"m going to get changed again. Now that Joey"s rarely here, I"m sending them s...o...b..ring, filthy creatures back round to Pat Murphy"s," Joyce said haughtily.
Once she left the room even Polly started to laugh. Joycie"s face when Buster had got a hard-on had been an absolute picture.
Joyce quickly changed her dress and when the doorbell rang, ran downstairs to answer it.
You must be Dominic?" she said to the tall dark-haired lad who stood next to her grandson.
Naturally polite, Dominic handed Joyce the bouquet of flowers he"d bought. Thank you for asking me for dinner. These are for you."
Joyce immediately liked the look of Dominic. He was obviously older than Joey, but seemed polite and sophisticated.
Thank you so much they"re beautiful. Take Dominic into the living room, Joey. Your grandad will get you both a drink while I put these in water."
Raymond shook Dominic"s hand and was immediately aware of Joey"s nervousness. Ray still remembered clearly the night in the Flag earlier this year, when Ronny had blurted to Ed that Joey had a boyfriend.
While Dominic chatted away happily to Polly, Raymond studied him. Ed had never mentioned the incident again, or said anything about Joey"s s.e.xuality since that day, but Raymond was now in no doubt that Ronny had been telling the truth.
Less than a mile away, Frankie was bored stiff. After rejecting Jed"s advances this morning, her fiance had gone out again with his cousin Sammy and still hadn"t returned. Knowing that her family were having a get-together down the road was hardly helping matters. If she had known that Jed was going to do a disappearing act, she could have sneaked off to see them.
Frankie felt incredibly sorry for herself as she sat down to watch Coronation Street. To say she felt lonely was putting it mildly she felt utterly desolate.
Jed finally arrived home during the commercial break and when she heard the door open, Frankie kept her eyes glued to the telly.
I got us a takeaway. Cheered up now, have we?" Jed said, slamming the trailer door.
Frankie could see immediately that he"d been drinking again. Full of pent-up emotion, she spoke clearly, but with venom. I"ve had a lot of time to think today, Jed. I"m not happy living here, so I"m going to move back in with my grandparents."
Jed threw the Chinese on the side and walked over to her. You can"t do that. We"re meant to be getting married, and what about our chavvie?"
He sat down next to her and Frankie was glad that he looked upset. I won"t be treated like s.h.i.t, Jed. You was out on the p.i.s.s all night and again today, while I"m sitting here like some idiot. I wasn"t brought up to be treated like a fool."
I"m sorry, Frankie. It won"t happen again. Don"t leave I love you, you know I do."
Knowing she had him by the gonads, Frankie carried on. It"s not just about you going out last night and today, Jed. There"s other stuff that I"m unhappy about as well."
Holding both her hands, Jed knelt in front of her. What? Just tell me and I"ll sort it."
Your mum, for a start. I"m sick of the cooking lessons every day. I know she"s only trying to help, but some days I don"t feel well and I don"t fancy b.l.o.o.d.y cooking."
I"ll have a word with me mum. Leave it with me."
Frankie nodded then continued. I also want to be able to visit my nan and grandad as well. I ain"t got me mum and dad now and I miss having no family."
You"ve got your brother, ain"t ya? I worry about you going to that house because I don"t trust your uncle Raymond," Jed argued.
Frankie shrugged. She was determined to get her own way. How about if I see my nan and grandad away from the house? I could meet "em for lunch, or go shopping with me nan."
Jed wasn"t happy, but was desperate not to show it. Look, we"ll work something out, I promise ya. Why don"t me and you take your grandparents out for a meal next weekend? Tell "em it"s my treat."
Frankie smiled. She was getting somewhere now. There"s one more thing, Jed."
Go on," Jed said sarcastically. He was getting bored with this s.h.i.t now.
I know if we have a son you"re desperate to name him after your grandad, but I really hate the name Butch. Can"t we choose a name that we both like, instead of just you deciding?"
Jed stood up before he lost his temper. She was really beginning to get on his nerves, the silly tart. Our dinner"s getting cold. Let"s eat that and we can discuss names later," he said coldly.
As he began to dish the Chinese up, Frankie smiled. She"d said her piece, stood up to him and her threat to leave seemed to have worked.
Unaware that Frankie was missing her so much, Joycie had just cleared away the dinner plates and was now sitting back at the table sipping a gla.s.s of wine. Her roast chicken had gone down a treat. Everybody had cleared their plates and there wasn"t so much as a baked parsnip left.
Raymond held his gla.s.s aloft. That was lovely, Mum. Cheers, everybody," he said.
Joycie cleared her throat. Obviously Raymond knew that Eddie was signing the house over to her, but she was yet to tell Joey. Frankie wasn"t even in touch, so she could hardly tell her.
Joey, there"s something I need to tell you which I hope you won"t be upset about."
Joey looked up in shock. He wanted to announce that he was gay himself, surely she hadn"t clocked his s.e.xuality and was about to do it for him?
When I was in hospital, Gary and Ricky came to see me. They said that your dad was devastated by what had happened and that he wanted to sign the house over to me."
I don"t understand. You haven"t forgiven him, have you, Nan?"
Joyce shook her head. No, I haven"t, darling, but I do think in his own way your dad is very sorry and he"s trying to make amends."
Seeing that his mum was struggling, Raymond took over. To put it bluntly, Joey, your dad has given the house to Nan and Grandad. None of this will affect any inheritance due to you in the future, as you"re gonna outlive your grandparents and when anything happens to them, you will get the house."
What about Frankie?" Joey asked immediately.
Raymond shrugged. Well, obviously, your sister will get left something, too."
Even if she"s still with that pikey toerag, we won"t leave Frankie out, Joey. I"ll make my will according to what your mum would have wanted," Joyce a.s.sured him.
Joey eyed his grandad suspiciously. You ain"t all gonna forgive my dad, are you?"
Stanley shook his head. Don"t look at me, Joey, I wanted to tell your father to shove his offer up his a.r.s.e."
So will you sell the house, or live here?" Joey asked his nan.
Aiming a kick at Stanley under the table, Joyce carried on. We"re staying here until we die. I will never sell the house, because of your mum. She loved it here and while I live here, I can still feel close to her."
Joey nodded. OK, so do you and Grandad actually own it now?"
Joyce shook her head. Your grandad doesn"t want his name on the deeds, so it will be signed over to me. Your dad"s solicitor is coming round tomorrow to finalise all the paperwork."
Joey looked at Dominic for support. He wasn"t very good at anything formal.
Well, it all sounds OK to me. Now, who fancies a top-up?" Dom said, cleverly changing the subject.
As the drinks flowed and the mood lifted, Raymond decided the time was right for his own announcement. Well, I"ve got some good news for once. After all that"s happened this year, I decided it was time I got myself an honest career. Polly"s dad came up trumps and I"m gonna go and work with him in the jewellery business. I dunno exactly what I"ll be doing yet, but I"m sure he won"t make me sweep the floors."
Stanley was the first to leap up and shake Raymond"s hand. For once, his son had done the right thing. Good on you. I"m proud of you," Stanley said, choked up.
Raymond turned to Polly. And," he continued, last Sat.u.r.day, I decided that the time was right to ask this beautiful woman here to marry me."
Joyce jumped up from her seat and clapped her hands together. Go on, don"t keep us in suspense," she yelled.
Raymond winked at Polly. Well, after kneeling on the floor for what seemed like an hour, Polly said I was such a catch there was no way she could refuse."
Joyce was ecstatic. A wedding to organise was just what she needed. Now Polly, you must invite your parents over to the house to meet me and Stanley. We need to start making arrangements."
Hold your horses, Mum, we ain"t even set a date yet," Raymond said, laughing.
Polly smiled politely. She had always found Raymond"s family quite strange, so said very little in their company.
Grinning at Dominic, Joey stood up. Everybody was so happy and jolly, it was perfect timing to give his own speech. I"ve got some news as well. Nan, Grandad, are you listening?"
Joyce was feeling a bit light-headed. It was the first proper drink she"d had since she had fallen ill and the wine had gone straight to her head. Staring at Polly, she was too busy picturing how she would look in a wedding dress to listen to Joey.
Stanley poked her in the arm. Joycie, Joey"s talking to you."
Snapping out of her trance, Joyce smiled at her grandson. Sorry, darling," she said.
Well, yesterday I got my first job. I"ll be working as a courier-type of post boy in an office in the City."
That"s fantastic," Stanley said proudly.
Well done," Joyce said, giving him a hug.
Feeling confident, Joey continued. And I"ve got something else to tell everyone."
Go on, don"t keep us waiting," Joyce said laughing.
Glancing at Dominic, Joey took a deep breath. Well, you know I"ve been staying at Dominic"s flat?"
Raymond nudged Polly. He sort of knew what was coming next.
Spit it out, Joey," Stanley urged him.
I think it"s time you all knew the truth. Dominic isn"t my friend he"s my boyfriend."
Stanley and Joyce glanced at one another. Whatever was the boy trying to say?
Whaddya mean, boyfriend?" Joyce said, frowning.
I"m gay, Nan. Dominic and I are a couple like you and Grandad are."
Oh my gawd," Joyce said, feeling faint.
Not knowing what to say or do, Stanley stood up. Excuse me. The pigeons need feeding."
Unaware that her brother had just come out of the closet, Frankie was snuggled up to Jed, discussing baby names. After her earlier outburst, Frankie had enjoyed the rest of the evening. Jed had been really attentive, had got himself showered and then made pa.s.sionate love to her.
What about Rocky? That sounds well cool, Rocky O"Hara," Jed suggested.
Frankie screwed her nose up. Girls" names, they could agree on, but Jed had the most awful taste in boys" names.
Yawning, Jed shut his eyes. Frankie had got on his nerves today, so he pictured what he"d done to her grandfather and smiled.