"Maw"s not getting any younger," he thought to himself. "Every day I"m not with her is one day less on my account that I can never catch up.
And all accounts sometimes come to an end when the Big Auditor decides it"s time to close them."
He threw off his brooding when he reached New York, and was the old, alert, bubbling Jimmy when he reached his firm"s headquarters, where he was prepared to wrangle with the auditor over items on his expense list, demand better samples than the last lot, suggest some special cartoons for a special trade, cajole the house in sending out some special souvenirs for some special customers, and find out from the credit man what he thought of Jones Jobbing Co. for a little larger order. And then, all these affairs adjusted diplomatically, he went out to make some personal purchases. He was reflecting on the fact that everybody in New York seemed in a hurry to get to some place or another when he was arrested by a cheerful voice so evidently aimed in his direction that he looked up with a start; a rich voice that said, "Well for goodness sake!
Fancy seeing you here; but of course that is foolish, because I know you have to come here on business at long intervals. How are you?"
"Very well, thank you," said Jimmy, accepting the proffered hand and shaking it warmly, but at the same time mentally perturbed because he could not think of the charming young lady"s name, nor whence she came.
"And I am somewhat surprised to meet you here, too."
"Oh, Mother had to come to do a lot of silly things and dragged me along to chaperone her, I suppose," said the girl with a laugh that exposed teeth fascinatingly small, white and regular, between lips fascinatingly generous and well formed. "And what is more, I hate New York and like the country, and--I"m bored stiff with tagging around into millineries, and shops, and such. I can get enough of shops at home!"
"Of course! Of course!" agreed Jimmy affably, but feeling himself a little pompous through his failure to remember where such a charming creature dealt out chocolates when on her job. His mind was working like lightning and speculated, "Plague on it all! They look so different in their go-away-duds from what they do behind the counters with nice white ap.r.o.ns and nice little white caps and nice white linen gloves and--why can"t I remember!--Where does she work? She"s familiar but--ummh!--It never does to let "em think you"ve forgotten "em, because they resent it and knock your sales when you come around again. Isn"t she the manageress at Bodley"s out in Cincinnati? No-o--I think--I think she"s at the Bijou in Pittsburgh. Ummmh! It"s up to me to make her believe I"ve been thinking about her ever since I sold her place my last order."
Aloud he said, "Well you"re no more bored stiff than I am. And I, too, only come to New York because I have to. Which way are you going?"
"Nowhere in particular just now," she said, "except to look in that shop window up there. Are you interested in windows?"
"If they"ve got chocolates in them," he replied with a wry grin, and she laughed.
"Chocolates? I detest them!" she exclaimed, and Jimmy knew just how she must feel about chocolates when all day long she saw people buying them, and sometimes gobbling them.
They looked in the window and Jimmy was glad that it was a leather show that had not only gloves and knickknacks but some good horse furniture as well. His companion seemed to know all about saddlery and went into raptures over a pigskin creation; but with a sigh, remarked that she didn"t feel able to afford it, and they explored farther. She kept Jimmy too busy mentally to permit even his agile mind to indulge in continued speculations as to her ident.i.ty. He knew that his first duty was to prove entertaining, and in some distress as to what might be the best tack, suddenly took advantage of a sandwich man"s conspicuous overcoat that read, "The Marvelous Age. Matinee to-day. Royalty Theater."
"Oh, I"d love to see that!" exclaimed his companion, and that gave him his cue.
"Off we go then," he said.
"What? You take me to a theater without a chaperone? I"m astonished!"
And then she laughed as if highly amused by something extraordinary.
"Mabel," he said, gravely, "you don"t know me when I"m in New York. It"s the matinee for ours."
"The "Mabel" settles it," she declared mischievously, and went with him gayly down the cross street leading to the theater.
Dexterously as he fished to glean from her where she worked when at home, he was still ignorant of that important point when, the performance over, they emerged into the street.
"Now," she said, "you can leave me at the Holland House. That is, unless you wish to come up and pay your respects to Mother; but come to think of it, she may not be home yet."
"No," said Jimmy, in perplexity, "I have an appointment. You must extend my respects and good wishes. But--say! There"s the big Horse Show on in Madison Square Garden to-morrow afternoon. Can"t we see that? If you will but say "yes," I"ll book seats for your mother, and for you, and for me. How about it?"
"Get Mother to a Horse Show? Heavens! But--I"d like to go." She spoke with bright wistfulness that absolutely finished him.
"Well, your mother will let you, won"t she?" he asked hopefully.
"Let me see," she said thoughtfully as they stood in the hotel entrance, and drew from her bag a tiny silver mounted appointment book and consulted its pages. "Oh, goody! Mamma has an appointment up town that I can easily beg off from. Yes. Do get two tickets and we"ll go."
"I"ll call here for you at two o"clock," said Jimmy. "Will that do?"
"Excellently. But, mind you, no box! I like to see a horse show from close down to the ground. They don"t look so dressed up and silly as they do from the boxes. I rather suspect that the horses don"t like those in the boxes," she said with a smile.
"Agreed," he answered, and made his devoirs.
He walked briskly as far as the corner, then turned and looked back to make certain that she had disappeared. He hastened back, intent on gaining the desk before others had reached it, but found himself too late. He was compelled to bide his time whilst several people registered, and then sidled up to the desk. A very haughty young man swung the register toward him but he ignored it and, leaning confidentially across, said, "There"s a young lady and her mother stopping here and I can"t remember their names. Perhaps you could tell me what----"
"Sorry! There are probably fifty young ladies and their mothers stopping here," said the hotel clerk, icily. "If you"re on the square in asking for such information, I"m sorry I can"t give it; but if you"ve got some lay of your own, you"re in the wrong nest. This isn"t the Sports Half-way House, you know."
"But see here. I"m in earnest about this, you know, and----" began Jimmy, and was interrupted with a curt "Sorry! Nothing doing!"
He might have argued the point had not there been another interruption and after a moment he left, shrugging his shoulders a trifle, and condemning himself as an a.s.s for his failure to remember who this "Mabel" was. The failure rendered him doubly keen, for it was a part of his business training, self-imposed, to remember names and faces. He went to his own hotel and for an hour ran through the pages of his blue book. It was a peculiar creation of his own. It was strictly private. It contained details concerning customers. It was like a highly developed "Who"s Who," diary in his trade and made interesting reading.
"Barclay, James W. 114z Chestnut, Philadelphia. Credit AAA1. Rather stiff. Likes to be Mistered. Teetotaler. Chief entertainment, Y. M. C.
A. lectures. Home mission movements and prayer meetings. Hot stuff on religion. Show him the Zoo. P. S. Five children, all girls, oldest named Martha. P. S. On Oct. 14 youngest kid, Ruth, suffering from the flu.
Note--don"t forget mention it when next see him and express hope she has recovered satisfactorily.
"Barnes, Thomas R. 1627A La Salle St., Chicago. Credit fair. Called "Tommy." Red hot sport. Horseraces. Prize fights. Poker. (Go easy on stakes because unless careful will boost the comein.) Likes Pommery Sec.
P. S. Likes chorus girls. P. S. Dangerous josher when loaded. P. S. When he expresses desire to spend quiet evening skidoo. P. S. Oct.
27th--Bailed Tommy out for hitting a policeman. Policeman not much hurt, Tommy a wreck. P. S. Jan. 15th, sent bell boy 3 a. m. to my room to borrow fifty bucks. P. S. Jan 17--Tommy paid the fifty. P. S. Jan 19, got Tommy off on Century Limited, and separated him from girl named Lulu. P. S. Feb 1, letter from Tommy thanking me for separating him from girl named Lulu.
"Coldwell, Henry J.; Mgr. Fountain Conf. Co., Savannah. Credit A1. Likes a decent show. No legs. Moony about wife and family when away from home.
Spiritualist. Wife a blonde who likes to think she"s reforming lower cla.s.ses. Grandfather old cuss named Poindexter who was defeated for Congress by but seventeen votes. P. S. Nov. 5, great grandmother a Fairfax of which very proud. P. S. Dec. 7, great great grandmother a Lee. P. S. Jan. 15, great aunt a Washington. P. S. Feb. 4, great grandmother danced with Lafayette. Mar. 15, brought ugly old painting of joker in wig and stock at second-hand shop Bowery and expressed to H. J.
C., with note that was a.s.sured this was portrait of ancestor. Total cost $1.15, charged exs. Mar. 23--Enthusiastic letter thanks from J. H. C. in which says exactly like miniature portrait in possession his aunt and no doubt of its authenticity. Mar. 28, got biggest order ever received from J. H. C. Hope cr. man will O. K. it"
There were some names and records in this interesting book that dealt with employees. For instance:
"Bangs, Reginald, 1 R Mohawk St., Buffalo. AA1. Sentimental cuss. Quotes poetry. Thinks has artistic temperament. Not much business head. Place made a success by head clerk, Miss Norah Cahill, who runs it and him as well. Play Norah to win, for first, second, and place. P. S. Jan. 13, gifts and hot air wasted on Norah and no good. Got to have the goods and the prices. P. S. Mar. 4, Cahill nearly scalped me over seventeen cents difference in accts. LOOK OUT FOR THE LOCOMOTIVE when dealing with this Cahill person. P. S. Cahill can be influenced by clerk named Mary Mooney. $1.50 Dr. Exs. flowers for Mooney."
In nearly all cases where clerks or counter girls had influence on orders, their names and foibles and identifications were carefully registered as they were learned; and these were scattered through as appurtenances to the different shops. "Mary Smith. Red-headed. Does hair up like a Hottentot. Jingles with bangles and is color blind"; or "Chief salesgirl Freda Isenheimer. Nose like prow of ship. Warts on her neck, grin like a cellar door, teeth like an old horse. Flaps hands when talks. Voice like saw mill and waddles like a duck lost on a desert."
And "Jenny Gray. All peach. Goo-goo blue eyes. About thirteen hands high and chestnut in color. Well-gaited and has boss under thumb." But although Jimmy carefully read all these and pondered each, he was still uncertain regarding whither the name or place of the young lady he was to entertain at the horse show. And, the most annoying part of it all was that he, confirmed bachelor, suffered from an unwonted sense of liking for this same girl. Her conversation seemed to him peculiarly bright and entertaining. She looked so much more attractive than any other girl he had ever entertained. There was something about her face, and the line of her throat that he had discovered while surrept.i.tiously studying her there in the half darkness of the theater that was so much more graceful, so much more refined, so much more beautiful than he had ever observed in any other girl. It began to seem difficult to believe that he could ever before have seen her, and yet failed to note such a combination of charms. He thought he must have been blind as a bat when he pa.s.sed her by; but again he fell back on the excuse that a girl in a shop uniform was an entirely different appearing person from the same girl out on a holiday. He did not at all realize that his interest in this unidentified queen of chocolates was becoming less and less of a business nature until he finally blurted in desperation, "I don"t give a cuss where she peddles the sweets; but by gosh! I"ve just got to learn her name and address because--Oh, hang it! Because!"
CHAPTER III
Jimmy Gollop, like most commercial travelers of the first flight, not only knew how to wear clothes but what clothes to wear. And on this day of days paid particular care to his appearance. He rather antic.i.p.ated that the candy girl would appear in some plain, tailormade gown. Her hair, one of her chief charms of personal appearance, was heavy and beautiful, and of a most baffling shade of color that shone brown in darker shadows and yet in full light glinted as if subtly suggesting gold. Jimmy, who had a natural sense for color, pondered over this and decided that the tailormade would be of navy blue and that therefore violets would be the correct thing in the flower line to show his appreciation.
"But how in the deuce am I to send them up to her hotel when I don"t even know her name!" he thought.
However, he was sufficiently independent to buy the finest violets he could find and to appear at the hotel entrance with them in his hand.
The young lady was not there. Jimmy tried to appear unconcerned, and for a time stood like a rather modern statue of "Cupid bearing flowers." Now and then he peered into the hotel lobby and it seemed to him that whenever he did so the human icicle behind the desk was glaring in his direction as if contemplating a call for the police, or sending a message to the Ladies" Protective a.s.sociation for Attractive Young Females.
At last when he was becoming fidgety and consulting his watch at intervals of not longer than three minutes, the girl appeared.
"Well, in the name of common sense," she demanded, "why didn"t you send your card up, or have the desk call me? I hope you"re not in the habit of expecting young ladies to meet you on the corner. I waited and waited, and then was just about to----" She stopped at sight of his lugubrious face, relented, and laughed. "Never mind! Don"t take it to heart, and--are those violets for me? You are a dear, after all! I love them." She took them from his outstretched hand and buried her face in them, whilst he, usually so nimble of tongue and ready of word, was striving to overcome this alarming confusion and embarra.s.sment that rendered him about as quick of wit as a soft-sh.e.l.led clam. In fact, he felt like a jelly fish save that he was twice as incompetent.
"You see," he began lamely, "I didn"t quite know what to do. I was afraid that maybe your mother had objected to your going to the horse show, and----"
"Why, you"re not afraid of her, are you? You never seemed so before. I thought--I thought you and she were rather good friends." There was a vague tinge of sarcasm in her words and tone but like a wobbly legged pup trying to catch a b.u.t.terfly he mentally leaped at this offering and began cudgeling his memory in quest of women who ran chocolate shops.