Chapter 283 - Thy Name Is Jhonny English
Martin Tyler " What is this man doing Aaron , why has he not escaped? ".
Aaron Smith " That is Jhonny English from j.a.pan , the winner of the blacksmithing compet.i.tion , what is he still doing in the cell? ".
Martin Tyler " I have absolutely no idea Aaron , I fail to comprehend the strategy of this man , it"s been 210 minutes since the compet.i.tion started , however he is yet to remove a single bind from himself . It"s like he is not even trying ! ".
Aaron Smith " Well I think he has folded the towel , Its plain stupid what he is doing I have no words to defend his actions , now there are seven guards on floor one , and he is the single prisoner left ".
Martin Tyler " The chances of him escaping are simply 0 , I don"t understand what he is going to do ".
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When the gates opened suddenly , Jhonny was startled as well , he really wanted to escape the room , however he did not want to run around in his chains. His penguin walk looked ridiculous and he did not want to humiliate himself infront of the world watching , he would much rather not move .
After the guards left his room , Jhonny clutched the flush on the toilet as a reflex , and to his surprise the flush handle came clean off , into his hand.
The handle was actually fake , and had a key attached to it.
Jhonny was dumbfounded , what turn of events .... Was this the key to his bounds?
Naturally since there was a challenge placed to escape the prison , the AI would not make it absolutely impossible for all contestants. Every single room in the prison cell had the fake flush and key to open the bounds of all contestants. However everyone except Jhonny failed to find this hidden clue.
Jhonny was happy , sitting back down on the toiled he tried to unlock his handcuffs first. However reaching the key hole with both hands bound was a very difficult task . And the key accidentally slipped from his hand , dropping right into the toilet.
Jhonny stood up in anger , and looked inside the toilet , the key was right there at the bottom. Jhonny cursed his luck , what was he supposed to do now?
Just the thought of putting his hand inside the dirty water made him have gooseb.u.mps and a urge to vomit . However he needed that key , hence making his mind he held his breath , as he tried to get the key , out of necessity he had to put both his hands inside the toilet , as they were bound.
Jhonny"s fingers. .h.i.t the key , but it slipped further inside , and trying to reach out to it , Jhonny realized that he was screwed. He had the key under his finger , but his hand was stuck in the toilet.
The handcuffs just won"t pull back!
Jhonny was in a very awkward position now , and as he tried to forcefully remove his hands , the entire toilet seat came unhinged , however remained stuck to his hand . And dirty water and waste started to pour out from the unhinged plumbing.
Jhonny panicked and started to scream for help " h.e.l.lppp , helpp , there is sh** coming out , help ".
One guard rushed and peeked to look at the situation , dumbfounded at what the h.e.l.l was going inside.
Calling for reinforcements he quickly opened the door. Jhonny ran straight out of his cell. Pungent smell now covering him.
Jhonny looked at an officer and said " My hands are stuck inside the seat. You have to free me ".
The officers all looked at each other , this was indeed a complex problem. The toilets in jail were not made from ceramic or plastic , they were made from hard steel , hence it was not like they could just crack it open and they could not leave Jhonny in such a state too.
Having no options left , one officer took Jhonny to floor three of the building , into a mechanical workshop where he started to use a high quality metal cutter to cut the toilet open.
The guard was working hard on freeing Jhonny , however while cutting the toilet seat , he had accidentally also cut Jhonny"s restraints.
Hence when Jhonny was freed from the toilet seat , with the key in his palm , he punched the officer that freed him right in the face knocking him out.
Freeing himself , he took the metal cutter in his hands and said " Huh , just as I planned ".
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Martin Tyler " So the toilet flush had a hidden key , who would have thought eh Aaron".
Aaron Smith " Well that is a one lucky guy , he can now atleast free himself , however there are seven guards on floor one now , it is suicide to think about escaping ".
Martin Tyler " Whatttttttt , he dropped the key into the toilet , how clumsy does one have to be for this to happen ".
Aaron Smith " He s stuck now , ohh G.o.d , he s stuck , hahahaha , you can"t make things like this up Martin , hahahaha ".
Martin Tyler " The toilet came unhinged and now it"s literally raining p.o.o.p , G.o.d , what is happening , hahahahaa ".
Aaron Smith " Look at him screaming for help , Martin , hahaha , what will the guards do ".
Martin Tyler " The guards took pity on him . Ehhh they are ascending the stairs".
Aaron Smith " They took him to floor three mechanical workshop room , I think they are going to cut him free ".
Martin Tyler " It"s funny how he is the one who is currently the closest to the exit , eh , Aaron , noone else has reached third floor or bas.e.m.e.nt yet".
Aaron Smith " Ohhh , he s free , and he punched the guard out ".
( The camera showing Jhonny English hold the metal cutter and coldly say " Just like I planned ". )
Martin Tyler "....."".
Aaron Smith " He couldn"t have thought things would turn this way from the start right .....? ".
Martin Tyler " Oioioi , he s free and on top floor now .... What"s going on ? ".
Aaron Smith " What a turnaround ladies and gentleman , if he pulls this off , then history would remember the deeds of the man , his name Jhonny English !".