He took the children by the hand, Tears standing in their eye, And bade them straightway follow him, And look they did not cry; And two long miles he led them on, While they for food complain: "Stay here," quoth he, "I"ll bring you bread, When I come back again."
These pretty babes, with hand in hand, Went wandering up and down; But never more could see the man Approaching from the town.
Their pretty lips with blackberries Were all besmeared and dyed; And when they saw the darksome night, They sat them down and cried.
Thus wandered these poor innocents, Till death did end their grief; In one another"s arms they died, As wanting due relief: No burial this pretty pair From any man receives, Till Robin Redbreast piously Did cover them with leaves.
And now the heavy wrath of G.o.d Upon their uncle fell; Yea, fearful fiends did haunt his house, His conscience felt an h.e.l.l: His barns were fired, his goods consumed, His lands were barren made, His cattle died within the field, And nothing with him stayed.
And in a voyage to Portugal Two of his sons did die; And to conclude, himself was brought To want and misery: He p.a.w.ned and mortgaged all his land Ere seven years came about.
And now at last this wicked act Did by this means come out,
The fellow that did take in hand These children for to kill, Was for a robbery judged to die, Such was G.o.d"s blessed will: Who did confess the very truth, As here hath been displayed: The uncle having died in jail, Where he for debt was laid.
You that executors be made, And overseers eke, Of children that be fatherless, And infants mild and meek, Take you example by this thing, And yield to each his right, Lest G.o.d with suchlike misery Your wicked minds requite.
The Hobyahs
Once there was an old man and woman and a little girl, and they all lived in a house made of hempstalks. Now the old man had a little dog named Turpie; and one night the Hobyahs came and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, "Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off his tail." So in the morning the old man cut off little dog Turpie"s tail.
The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, "Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off one of his legs." So in the morning the old man cut off one of little dog Turpie"s legs.
The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, "Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off another of his legs." So in the morning the old man cut off another of little dog Turpie"s legs.
The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, "Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off another of his legs." So in the morning the old man cut off another of little dog Turpie"s legs.
The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, "Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off another of his legs." So in the morning the old man cut off another of little dog Turpie"s legs.
The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" But little dog Turpie barked so that the Hobyahs ran off; and the old man said, "Little dog Turpie barks so that I cannot sleep nor slumber, and if I live till morning I will cut off little dog Turpie"s head." So in the morning the old man cut off little dog Turpie"s head.
The next night the Hobyahs came again, and said, "Hobyah! Hobyah!
Hobyah! Tear down the hempstalks, eat up the old man and woman, and carry off the little girl!" And when the Hobyahs found that little dog Turpie"s head was off they tore down the hempstalks, ate up the old man and woman, and carried the little girl off in a bag.
And when the Hobyahs came to their home they hung up the bag with the little girl in it, and every Hobyah knocked on the top of the bag and said, "Look me! look me!" And then they went to sleep until the next night, for the Hobyahs slept in the daytime.
The little girl cried a great deal, and a man with a big dog came that way and heard her crying. When he asked her how she came there and she told him, he put the dog in the bag and took the little girl to his home.
The next night the Hobyahs took down the bag and knocked on the top of it, and said "Look me! look me!" and when they opened the bag--the big dog jumped out and ate them all up; so there are no Hobyahs now.
A Pottle o" Brains
Once in these parts, and not so long gone neither, there was a fool that wanted to buy a pottle o" brains, for he was ever getting into sc.r.a.pes through his foolishness, and being laughed at by every one. Folk told him that he could get everything he liked from the wise woman that lived on the top o" the hill, and dealt in potions and herbs and spells and things, and could tell thee! all as "d come to thee or thy folk. So he told his mother, and asked her if he could seek the wise woman and buy a pottle o" brains.
"That ye should," says she; "thou "st sore need o" them, my son: and if I should die, who"d take care o" a poor fool such "s thou, no more fit to look after thyself than an unborn baby? but mind thy manners, and speak her pretty, my lad; for they wise folk are gey and light mispleased."
So off he went after his tea, and there she was, sitting by the fire, and stirring a big pot.
"Good e"en, missis," says he, "it"s a fine night."
"Aye," says she, and went on stirring.
"It"ll maybe rain," says he, and fidgeted from one foot to t" other.
"Maybe," says she.
"And m"appen it won"t," says he, and looked out o" the window.
"M"appen," says she.
And he scratched his head and twisted his hat.
"Well," says he, "I can"t mind nothing else about the weather, but let me see; the crops are getting on fine."
"Fine," says she.
"And--and--the beasts is fattening," says he.
"They are," says she.
"And--and--" says he, and comes to a stop--"I reckon we"ll tackle business now, having done the polite like. Have you any brains for to sell?"
"That depends," says she, "if thou wants king"s brains, or soldier"s brains, or schoolmaster"s brains, I dinna keep "em."
"Hout no," says he, "jist ordinary brains--fit for any fool--same as every one has about here; something clean common-like."
"Aye so," says the wise woman, "I might manage that, if so be thou "lt help thyself."
"How"s that for, missis?" says he.
"Jest so," says she, looking in the pot; "bring me the heart of the thing thou likest best of all, and I"ll tell thee where to get thy pottle o" brains."
"But," says he, scratching his head, "how can I do that?"
"That"s no for me to say," says she, "find out for thyself, my lad! if thou doesn"t want to be a fool all thy days. But thou "ll have to read me a riddle so as I can see thou "st brought the right thing, and if thy brains is about thee. And I"ve something else to see to," says she, "so G.o.de"en to thee," and she carried the pot away with her into the back place.