"Yours is a delightful plan, my sweet!" said the Spoon. "You are indeed a lordly Dish," and she simpered charmingly.
"I could think of as good a plan as that and a better," bellowed the Cow through the window. "I could think of a plan as big as the sky."
"What"s the odds, so long as we"re happy!" chortled the little Dog.
"Hey, diddle, diddle! how vulgar he is!" squeaked the Fiddle.
"I quite agree with you," said the Cat, politely.
"Spoon, my love," began the Dish once more, "shall we ask the Cat and Fiddle to sing and play for us, while we dance?"
"Certainly, my sweet," said the Spoon, and added coyly, "I am sure if _you_ asked them, they could refuse you nothing."
"I can sing and play as well as they can and better," bawled the Cow again through the window. "My top notes reach the stars."
"You may all sing and play till you"re hoa.r.s.e for all I care!" said the little Dog.
"Hey, diddle, diddle! don"t let"s pay any attention to him," squeaked the Fiddle.
"But we may as well oblige the others," said the Cat.
So the Cat and the Fiddle struck up a lively tune in which they each strove as to who would squeak the highest. The Dish and the Spoon danced and klinked blissfully together on the centre of the kitchen table.
As the music got louder and louder, and wilder and wilder, the little Dog joined in the dance, and at last even the Cow tossed up her four legs and started dancing too.
"Spoon, my love, see how high I can spring," said the Dish, coming down on the table with such a thud that he nearly cracked from top to bottom. "When I do that again," he added in a lower voice, "it will be the signal for you to run away with me. What a night we are having!"
and he twirled round faster than ever.
"Yes, my sweet," answered the Spoon, "everything that you do is right.
Wherever you run I will run too. I would that I could spring as high as you do," and she turned gracefully on her handle.
"I can jump as high as that and higher," roared the Cow through the window. "I can jump over the moon."
"All right, old girl, do it then," said the little Dog, skipping out into the yard, when the moon was shining in all her splendour, and reflected round and bright in the cow-tub.
"Hey, diddle, diddle!" squeaked the Fiddle, louder and more contemptuously than ever.
"Me-ow!" shrieked the Cat on an even higher note. They played and sang more vigorously than before.
"Over the moon you go!" shouted the little Dog to the Cow.
She tossed up her heels, and springing high into the air jumped over the cow-tub, wherein shone the moon"s reflection as round and bright as the moon itself. The little Dog nearly split his sides with laughing.
"Ha! ha! ha! that"s a good joke," he said. "You had me there nicely,"
and he and the Cow started jumping about together all over the yard.
The Cat and the Fiddle squeaked louder.
The Cow and the little Dog jigged higher and higher. Never was heard such a noise!
The Dish jumped off the table with a thud.
"Spoon, my love," he whispered, "the moment has arrived. The little Dog has left the door open. Fly with me."
There was such a hullaballoo going on that n.o.body except the Spoon heard what he said. He seized her round her elegant waist and danced away with her, through the open door, and across the farm-yard.
They were just wondering how they should get out of the gate, when----
Snip! Snap! Snorum!
There stood the Wizard just outside!
The Dish and the Spoon looked guiltily at each other, but they could not stop dancing.
"What is all this noise!" cried out the Wizard angrily.
The little Dog and the Cow heard his voice in the yard. They, too, looked guiltily at each other, but they could not stop dancing.
"What are you all about!" cried the Wizard again, still more angrily.
The Cat and the Fiddle heard his angry voice through the open door.
They, too, looked guiltily at each other, but they could not stop playing or singing.
Then the Wizard lost his temper altogether. "Pouf!" he said, flinging back his head, so that his hat fell off, and the magic went rolling about all over the place.
"Pouf! Is _this_ the way you behave when I am not here. Can"t you stop that disgraceful noise! Pouf!! I will get rid of the whole lot of you!"
He raised his foot and gave the farm-yard gate one tremendous kick.
It was a magic kick.
Before you would have had time to say "Snip! Snap! Snorum!" the whole farm, Cat, Fiddle, Dog, Cow, Dish, Spoon and all, went flying sky high into the air.
Even then they could not leave off dancing and singing.
"Spoon, my love!" sobbed the Dish, "I wish I was sitting down on the dresser again.
"Yes, my sweet," panted the Spoon.
"I can breathe as well as you and better!" puffed the Cow.
"Whew-w-w," whistled the little Dog.
"Hey, diddle, diddle," sniffed the Fiddle.
"Yes, we are all quite breathless," gasped the Cat.
But still they went swirling on.