He turned a stern gaze upon his mother.
"Why not?" he said.
"Uncle George is resting."
With a crushing glance at her he strolled away from the shed. Someone had left the lawn mower in the middle of the lawn. With one of his rare impulses of pure virtue he determined to be useful. Also, he rather liked mowing the gra.s.s.
"William, don"t do that now," called his sister from the window.
"Uncle George is resting."
He deliberately drove the mowing machine into the middle of a garden bed and left it there. He was beginning to feel desperate. Then:
"What _can_ I do?" he said bitterly to Ethel, who was still at the window.
"You"d better find some quiet, improving hobby," she said unkindly as she went away.
It is a proof of the utterly broken state of William"s spirit that he did actually begin to think of hobbies, but none of those that occurred to him interested him. Stamp-collecting, pressed flowers, crest-collecting--Ugh!
He set off down the road, his hands in his pockets and his brows drawn into a stern frown. He amused himself by imagining Uncle George in various predicaments, lost on a desert island, captured by pirates, or carried off by an eagle. Then something in the window of a house he pa.s.sed caught his eye and he stopped suddenly. It was a stuffed bird under a gla.s.s case. Now that was something _like_ a hobby, stuffing dead animals! He wouldn"t mind having that for a hobby. And it was quite quiet. He could do it while Uncle George was resting. And it must be quite easy. The first thing to do of course was to find a dead animal. Any old thing would do to begin on. A dead cat or dog. He would do bigger ones like bears and lions later on. He spent nearly an hour in a fruitless search for a dead cat or dog. He searched the ditches on both sides of the road and several gardens. He began to have a distinct sense of grievance against the race of cats and dogs in general for not dying in his vicinity. At the end of the hour he found a small dead frog. It was very dry and shrivelled, but it was certainly a _dead_ frog and would do to begin on. He took it home in his pocket. He wondered what they did first in stuffing dead animals.
He"d heard something about "tannin"" them. But what was "tannin"," and how did one get it? Then he remembered suddenly having heard Ethel talk about the "tannin"" in tea. So _that_ was all right. The first thing to do was to get some tea. He went to the drawing-room. It was empty, but upon the table near the fire was a tea-tray and two cups.
Evidently his mother and sister had just had tea there. He put the frog at the bottom of a cup and carefully filled the cup with tea from the teapot. Then he left it to soak and went out into the garden.
[Ill.u.s.tration: IN FROZEN SILENCE UNCLE GEORGE PUT A SPOON INTO HIS CUP AND INVESTIGATED THE CONTENTS. IN STILL MORE FROZEN SILENCE MRS. BROWN AND WILLIAM WATCHED.]
A few minutes later William"s mother entered the drawing-room.
Uncle George had finished resting and was standing by the mantel-piece with a cup in his hand.
"I see you poured out my tea for me," he said. "But rather a curious taste. Doubtless you boil the milk now. Safer, of course. Much safer.
But it imparts a curious flavour."
He took another sip.
"But--I didn"t pour out your tea----" began Mrs. Brown.
Here William entered. He looked quickly at the table.
"Who"s meddlin" with my frog?" he said angrily. "It"s my hobby, an"
I"m stuffin" frogs an" someone"s been an" took my frog. I left it on the table."
"On the table?" said his mother.
"Yes. In a cup of tea. Gettin" tannin." You know. For stuffin". I was puttin" him in tannin" first. I----"
Uncle George grew pale. In frozen silence he put a spoon into his cup and investigated the contents. In still more frozen silence Mrs. Brown and William watched. That moment held all the c.u.mulative horror of a Greek tragedy. Then Uncle George put down his cup and went silently from the room. On his face was the expression of one who is going to look up the first train home. Fate had sent him a buffet he could not endure with equanimity, a misfortune at which he could not smile, and Fate had avenged William for much.
CHAPTER VI
THE RIVALS
William was aware of a vague feeling of apprehension when he heard that Joan Clive, the little girl who lived next door, was having a strange cousin to stay for three weeks. All his life, William had accepted Joan"s adoration and homage with condescending indifference, but he did not like to imagine a possible rival.
"What"s he _coming_ for?" he demanded with an ungracious scowl, perched uncomfortably and dangerously on the high wall that separated the two gardens and glaring down at Joan. "What"s he comin" _for_, any way?"
""Cause mother"s invited him," explained Joan simply, with a shake of her golden curls. "He"s called Cuthbert. She says he"s a sweet little boy."
"_Sweet!_" echoed William in a tone of exaggerated horror. "Ugh!"
"Well," said Joan, with the smallest note of indignation in her voice, "you needn"t play with him if you don"t like."
"_Me?_ Play? With _him_?" scowled William as if he could not believe his ears. "I"m not likely to go playin" with a kid like wot _he"ll_ be!"
Joan raised aggrieved blue eyes.
"You"re a _horrid_ boy sometimes, William!" she said. "Any way, I shall have him to play with soon."
It was the first time he had received anything but admiration from her.
He scowled speechlessly.
Cuthbert arrived the next morning.
William was restless and ill-at-ease, and several times climbed the ladder for a glimpse of the guest, but all he could see was the garden inhabited only by a cat and a gardener. He amused himself by throwing stones at the cat till he hit the gardener by mistake and then fled precipitately before a storm of abuse. William and the gardener were enemies of very long standing. After dinner he went out again into the garden and stood gazing through a c.h.i.n.k in the wall.
Cuthbert was in the garden.
Though as old and as tall as William, he was dressed in an embroidered tunic, very short knickers, and white socks. Over his blue eyes his curls were brushed up into a golden halo.
He was a picturesque child.
"What shall we do?" Joan was saying. "Would you like to play hide and seek?"
"No; leth not play at rough gameth," said Cuthbert.
With a wild spasm of joy William realised that his enemy lisped. It is always well to have a handle against one"s enemies.
"What shall we do, then?" said Joan, somewhat wearily.
"Leth thit down an" I"ll tell you fairy thorieth," said Cuthbert.
A loud snort from inside the wall just by his ear startled him, and he clutched Joan"s arm.
"What"th that?" he said.