It certainly looked as if Granny Fox would. She was right at Peter Rabbit"s heels. Poor, happy-go-lucky, little Peter Rabbit! Two more jumps and Granny Fox would have him! Johnny Chuck shut his eyes tight, for he didn"t want to see.
But Peter Rabbit had no intention of being caught so easily. While he had seemed to be running his very hardest, really he was not. And all the time he was watching Granny Fox, for Peter Rabbit"s big eyes are so placed that he can see behind him without turning his head. So he knew when Granny Fox was near enough to catch him in one more jump. Then Peter Rabbit dodged. Yes, Sir, Peter Rabbit dodged like a flash, and away he went in another direction lipperty-lipperty-lip, as fast as he could go.
Old Granny Fox had been so sure that in another minute she would have tender young rabbit for her dinner that she had begun to smile and her mouth actually watered. She did not see where she was going. All she saw was the white patch on the seat of Peter Rabbit"s trousers bobbing up and down right in front of her nose.
When Peter Rabbit dodged, something surprising happened. Johnny Chuck, who had opened his eyes to see if all was over, jumped up and shouted for joy, and did a funny little dance in the doorway of the old house on the hill. Peter had dodged right in front of a wire fence, a fence with ugly, sharp barbs, and right smack into it ran Granny Fox! It scratched her face and tore her bright red cloak. It threw her back flat on the ground, with all the wind knocked out of her body.
When finally she had gotten her breath and scrambled to her feet, Peter Rabbit was almost over to the friendly old brier patch. He stopped and sat up very straight. Then he put his hands on his hips and shouted:
"Run, Granny, run!
Here comes a man who"s got a gun!"
Granny Fox started nervously and looked this way and looked that way.
There was no one in sight. Then she shook a fist at Peter Rabbit and started to limp off home.
Johnny Chuck gave a great sigh of relief. "My," said he, "I wish I was as smart as Peter Rabbit!"
"You will be if you live long enough," said a voice right behind him. It was old Mr. Toad.
Mr. Toad and Johnny Chuck sat in the doorway of the old house on the hill and watched old Granny Fox limp off home. "I wonder what it would seem like not to be afraid of anything in the whole world," said Johnny Chuck.
"People who mind their own business and don"t get into mischief don"t need to be afraid of anything," said Mr. Toad.
Johnny Chuck remembered how safe he had always felt at home with old Mrs. Chuck and how many times and how badly he had been frightened since he ran away that morning. "I guess perhaps you are right, Mr. Toad,"
said Johnny Chuck doubtfully.
"Of course I"m right," replied Mr. Toad. "Of course I"m right. Look at me; I attend strictly to my own affairs and no one ever bothers me."
"That"s because you are so homely that no one wants you for a dinner when he can find anything else," said Peter Rabbit, who had come up from the friendly old brier patch.
"Better be homely than to need eyes in the back of my head to keep my skin whole," retorted Mr. Toad. "Now I don"t know what it is to be afraid."
"Not of old Granny Fox?" asked Johnny Chuck.
"No," said Mr. Toad.
"Nor Bowser the Hound?"
"No," said Mr. Toad. "He"s a friend of mine." Then Mr. Toad swelled himself up very big. "I"m not afraid of anything under the sun," boasted Mr. Toad.
Peter Rabbit looked at Johnny Chuck and slowly winked one eye. "I guess I"ll go up the hill and have a look around," said Peter Rabbit, hitching up his trousers. So Peter Rabbit went off up the hill, while Mr. Toad smoothed down his dingy white waistcoat and told Johnny Chuck what a foolish thing fear is.
By and by there was a queer rustling in the gra.s.s back of them. Mr. Toad hopped around awkwardly. "What was that?" he whispered.
"Just the wind in the gra.s.s, I guess," said Johnny Chuck.
For a while all was still and Mr. Toad settled himself comfortably and began to talk once more. "No, Sir," said Mr. Toad, "I"m not afraid of anything."
Just then there was another rustle in the gra.s.s, a little nearer than before. Mr. Toad certainly was nervous. He stretched up on the tips of his toes and looked in the direction of the sound. Then Mr. Toad turned pale. Yes, Sir, Mr. Toad actually turned pale! His big, bulging eyes looked as if they would pop out of his head.
"I--I must be going," said Mr. Toad hastily. "I quite forgot an important engagement down on the Green Meadows. If Mr. Blacksnake should happen to call, don"t mention that you have seen me, will you, Johnny Chuck?"
Johnny Chuck looked over in the gra.s.s. Something long and slim and black was wriggling through it. When he turned about again, Mr. Toad was half-way down the hill, going with such big hops that three times he fell flat on his face, and when he picked himself up he didn"t even stop to brush off his clothes.
"I wonder what it seems like not to be afraid of anything in the world?"
said a voice right behind Johnny Chuck.
There stood Peter Rabbit laughing so that he had to hold his sides, and in one hand was the end of an old leather strap which he had fooled Mr.
Toad into thinking was Mr. Blacksnake.
VII
A JOKER FOOLED
Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck sat in the doorway of Jimmy Skunk"s deserted old house on the hill and looked down across the Green Meadows.
Every few minutes Peter Rabbit would chuckle as he thought of how he had fooled Mr. Toad into thinking that an old leather strap was Mr.
Blacksnake.
"Is Mr. Blacksnake so very dangerous?" asked Johnny Chuck, who had seen very little of the world.
"Not for you or me," replied Peter Rabbit, "because we"ve grown too big for him to swallow. But he would like nothing better than to catch Mr.
Toad for his dinner. But if you ever meet Mr. Blacksnake, be polite to him. He is very quick tempered, is Mr. Blacksnake, but if you don"t bother him he"ll not bother you. My goodness, I wonder what"s going on down there in the alders!"
Johnny Chuck looked over to the alder thicket. He saw Sammy Jay, Blacky the Crow and Mrs. Redwing sitting in the alders. They were calling back and forth, apparently very much excited. Peter Rabbit looked this way and that way to see if the coast was clear.
"Come on, Johnny Chuck, let"s go down and see what the trouble is," said he, for you know Peter Rabbit has a great deal of curiosity.
So down to the alder thicket skipped Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck as fast as they could go. Half-way there they were joined by Danny Meadow Mouse, for he too had heard the fuss and wanted to know what it all meant.
"What"s the matter?" asked Peter Rabbit of Sammy Jay, but Sammy was too excited to answer and simply pointed down into the middle of the alder thicket. So the three of them, one behind the other, very softly crept in among the alders. A great commotion was going on among the dead leaves. Danny Meadow Mouse gave one look, then he turned as pale as did Mr. Toad when Peter Rabbit fooled him with the old leather strap. "This is no place for me!" exclaimed Danny Meadow Mouse, and started for home as fast as he could run.
Partly under an old log lay Mr. Blacksnake. There seemed to be something the matter with him. He looked sick, and threshed and struggled till he made the leaves fly. Sammy Jay and Blacky the Crow and Mrs. Redwing called all sorts of insulting things to him, but he paid no attention to them. Once Mrs. Redwing darted down and pecked him sharply. But Mr.
Blacksnake seemed quite helpless.
"What"s the matter with him?" asked Johnny Chuck in a whisper.
"Nothing. Wait and you"ll see. Sammy Jay and Mrs. Redwing better watch out or they"ll be sorry," replied Peter Rabbit.
Just then Mr. Blacksnake wedged his head in under the old log and began to push and wriggle harder than ever. Then Johnny Chuck gasped. Mr.
Blacksnake was crawling out of his clothes! Yes, Sir, his old suit was coming off wrong side out, just like a glove, and underneath he wore a splendid new suit of shiny black!
"It"s time for us to be moving," whispered Peter Rabbit. "After Mr.
Blacksnake has changed his clothes he is pretty short tempered. Just hear him hiss at Mrs. Redwing and Sammy Jay!"