They tiptoed out of the alder thicket and started back for the old house on the hill. Peter Rabbit suddenly giggled out loud. "To-morrow," said Peter Rabbit "we"ll come back and get Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit and have some fun with Danny Meadow Mouse."
The next morning Danny Meadow Mouse sat on his doorstep nodding. He was dreaming that his tail was long like the tails of all his cousins. One of Old Mother West Wind"s Merry Little Breezes stole up and whispered in his ear. Danny Meadow Mouse was awake, wide awake in an instant. "So Peter Rabbit is going to play a joke on me and scare me into fits!" said Danny Meadow Mouse.
"Yes," said the Merry Little Breeze, "for I overheard him telling Johnny Chuck all about it."
Danny Meadow Mouse began to laugh softly to himself. "Will you do something for me?" he asked the Merry Little Breeze.
"Sure," replied the Merry Little Breeze.
"Then go find Cresty the Fly-catcher and tell him that I want to see him," said Danny Meadow Mouse.
The Merry Little Breeze hurried away, and pretty soon back he came with Cresty the Fly-catcher.
Now all this time Peter Rabbit had been very busy planning his joke on Danny Meadow Mouse. He and Johnny Chuck had gone down to the alder thicket, where they had seen Mr. Blacksnake change his clothes, and they had found his old suit just as he had left it.
"We"ll take this up and stretch it out behind a big tussock of gra.s.s near the home of Danny Meadow Mouse," chuckled Peter Rabbit. "Then I"ll invite Danny Meadow Mouse to take a walk, and when we come by the tussock of gra.s.s he will think he sees Mr. Blacksnake himself all ready to swallow him. Then we"ll see some fun."
So they carried Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit of clothes and hid it behind the big tussock of gra.s.s, and arranged it to look as much like Mr.
Blacksnake as they could. Then Johnny Chuck went back to the old house on the hill to watch the fun, while Peter Rabbit went to call on Danny Meadow Mouse.
"Good morning, Peter Rabbit," said Danny Meadow Mouse politely.
"Good morning, Danny Meadow Mouse," replied Peter Rabbit. "Don"t you want to take a walk with me this fine morning?"
"I"ll be delighted to go," said Danny Meadow Mouse, reaching for his hat.
So they started out to walk and presently they came to the big tussock of gra.s.s.
Peter Rabbit stopped. "Excuse me, while I tie up my shoe. You go ahead and I"ll join you in a minute," said Peter Rabbit.
So Danny Meadow Mouse went ahead. As soon as his back was turned Peter Rabbit clapped both hands over his mouth to keep from laughing, for you see he expected to see Danny Meadow Mouse come flying back in great fright the minute he turned the big tussock and saw Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit.
Peter Rabbit waited and waited, but no Danny Meadow Mouse. What did it mean? Peter stopped laughing and peeped around the big tussock. There sat Danny Meadow Mouse with both hands clapped over his mouth, and laughing till the tears rolled down his cheeks, and Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit was nowhere to be seen.
"He laughs best who laughs last," said Danny Meadow Mouse to himself, late that afternoon, as he sat on his doorstep and chuckled softly.
When he had first heard from a Merry Little Breeze that Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck were planning to play a joke on him and scare him into fits with a suit of Mr. Blacksnake"s old clothes, he had tried very hard to think of some way to turn the joke on the jokers. Then he had remembered Cresty the Fly-catcher and had sent for him.
Now Cresty the Fly-catcher is a handsome fellow. In fact he is quite the gentleman, and does not look at all like one who would be at all interested in any one"s old clothes. But he is. He is never satisfied until he has lined the hollow in the old apple-tree, which is his home, with the old clothes of Mr. Snake.
So when Danny Meadow Mouse sent for him and whispered in his ear Cresty the Fly-catcher smiled broadly and winked knowingly. "I certainly will be there, Danny Meadow Mouse, I certainly will be there," said he. And he was there. He had hidden in a tree close by the big tussock of gra.s.s, behind which Peter Rabbit had planned to place Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit so as to scare Danny Meadow Mouse. His eyes had sparkled when he saw what a fine big suit it was. "My, but this will save me a lot of trouble," said he to himself. "It"s the finest old suit I"ve ever seen."
The minute Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck had turned their backs down dropped Cresty the Fly-catcher, picked up Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit, and taking it with him, once more hid in the tree. Presently back came Peter Rabbit with Danny Meadow Mouse. You know what had happened then.
Cresty the Fly-catcher had nearly dropped his prize, it tickled him so to see Peter Rabbit on one side of the big tussock laughing fit to kill himself at the scare he thought Danny Meadow Mouse would get when he first saw Mr. Blacksnake"s old suit, and on the other side of the big tussock Danny Meadow Mouse laughing fit to kill himself over the surprise Peter Rabbit would get when he found that Mr. Blacksnake"s old clothes had disappeared.
Pretty soon Peter Rabbit had stopped laughing and peeped around the big tussock. There sat Danny Meadow Mouse laughing fit to kill himself, but not a trace of the old suit which was to have given him such a scare.
Peter couldn"t believe his own eyes, for he had left it there not three minutes before. Of course it wouldn"t do to say anything about it, so he had hurried around the big tussock as if he was merely trying to catch up.
"What are you laughing at, Danny Meadow Mouse?" asked Peter Rabbit.
"I was thinking what a joke it would be if we could only find an old suit of Mr. Blacksnake"s and fool old Mr. Toad into thinking that it was Mr. Blacksnake himself," replied Danny Meadow Mouse. "What are you looking for, Peter Rabbit? Have you lost something?"
"No," said Peter Rabbit. "I thought I heard footsteps, and I was looking to see if it could be Reddy Fox creeping through the gra.s.s."
Danny Meadow Mouse had stopped laughing. "Excuse me, Peter Rabbit,"
said he hurriedly, "I"ve just remembered an important engagement." And off he started for home as fast as he could go.
And to this day Peter Rabbit doesn"t know what became of Mr.
Blacksnake"s old clothes.
VIII
THE FUSS IN THE BIG PINE
Peter Rabbit hopped down the Crooked Little Path to the Lone Little Path and down the Lone Little Path to the home of Johnny Chuck. Johnny Chuck sat on his doorstep dreaming. They were very pleasant dreams, very pleasant dreams indeed. They were such pleasant dreams that for once Johnny Chuck forgot to put his funny little ears on guard. So Johnny Chuck sat on his doorstep dreaming and heard nothing.
Lipperty-lipperty-lip down the Lone Little Path came Peter Rabbit. He saw Johnny Chuck and he stopped long enough to pluck a long stem of gra.s.s. Then very, very softly he stole up behind Johnny Chuck. Reaching out with the long stem of gra.s.s, he tickled one of Johnny Chuck"s ears.
Johnny Chuck slapped at his ear with a little black hand, for he thought a fly was bothering him, just as Peter Rabbit meant that he should.
Peter tickled the other ear. Johnny Chuck shook his head and slapped at this with the other little black hand. Peter almost giggled. He sat still a few minutes, then tickled Johnny Chuck again. Johnny slapped three or four times at the imaginary fly. This time Peter clapped both hands over his mouth to keep from laughing.
Once more he tickled Johnny Chuck. This time Johnny jumped clear off his doorstep. Peter laughed before he could clap his hands over his mouth.
Of course Johnny Chuck heard him and whirled about. When he saw Peter Rabbit and the long stem of gra.s.s he laughed, too.
"h.e.l.lo, Peter Rabbit! You fooled me that time. Where"d you come from?"
asked Johnny Chuck.
"Down the Lone Little Path from the Crooked Little Path and down the Crooked Little Path from the top of the Hill," replied Peter Rabbit.
Then they sat down side by side on Johnny Chuck"s doorstep to watch Reddy Fox hunting for his dinner on the Green Meadows.
Pretty soon they heard Blacky the Crow cawing very loudly. They could see him on the tip-top of a big pine in the Green Forest on the edge of the Green Meadows.
"Caw, caw, caw," shouted Blacky the Crow, at the top of his lungs.
In a few minutes they saw all of Blacky"s aunts and uncles and cousins flying over to join Blacky at the big pine in the midst of the Green Forest. Soon there was a big crowd of crows around the big pine, all talking at once. Such a racket! Such a dreadful racket! Every few minutes one of them would fly into the big pine and yell at the top of his lungs. Then all would caw together. Another would fly into the big pine and they would do it all over again.
Peter Rabbit began to get interested, for you know Peter has a very great deal of curiosity.
"Now I wonder what Blacky the Crow and his aunts and his uncles and his cousins are making such a fuss about," said Peter Rabbit.
"I"m sure I don"t know," replied Johnny Chuck. "They seem to be having a good time, anyway. My gracious, how noisy they are!"
Just then along came Sammy Jay, who is, as you know, first cousin to Blacky the Crow. He was coming from the direction of the big pine.