Five years before Manly would have been back at his desk before the plaster cast hardened, but at age 82 complication followed complication. Death came on April 5, 1986, a few weeks short of his 83rd birthday.
John will live on, as long as there are readers who love good stories-and good storytelling.
John the Balladeer is the complete collection of all of the short stories of John. All of the stories in this book are Manly Wade Wellman"s original versions, reprinted from their initial magazine or anthology appearances. To approximate as closely as possible the order in which they were written, I have arranged these stories according to date of original publication. I regret a certain awkwardness in the cl.u.s.tering of the vignettes between two stories which are directly connected (albeit having been written twenty-one years apart). Think of this as an interlude, perhaps, between the old and the new.
While the John stories can be read in any order one wishes, I chose this method of presentation deliberately. John is one of the most significant characters in all of fantasy literature. For thirty-five years John lived in the marvelous imagination of Manly Wade Wellman, one of fantasy"s foremost authors. As such it is desirable to provide a definitive, orderly text so that we may consider the growth and development of both character and creator over those three-and-one-half decades.
On the other hand, if you"re simply looking for a good read, you"re holding one of the best. Dip into it anywhere. These stories are chilling and enchanting, magical and down-to-earth, full of wonder and humanity. They are fun. They are like nothing else you"ve ever read before.
Savor this book. Treasure it to reread in years to come.
I wish you the joy and wonder I have found here.
Karl Edward Wagner Chapel Hill, North Carolina
O Ugly Bird!
Manly Wade Wellman
I swear I"m licked before I start, trying to tell you all what Mr. Onselm looked like. Words give out-for instance, you"re frozen to death for fit words to tell the favor of the girl you love. And Mr. Onselm and I pure poison hated each other. That"s how love and hate are alike.
He was what country folks call a low man, more than calling him short or small; a low man is low otherwise than by inches. Mr. Onselm"s shoulders didn"t wide out as far as his big ears, and they sank and sagged. His thin legs bowed in at the knee and out at the shank, like two sickles point to point. On his carrot-thin neck, his head looked like a swollen pale gourd. Thin, moss-gray hair. Loose mouth, a bit open to show long, even teeth. Not much chin. The right eye squinted, mean and dark, while the hike of his brow twitched the left one wide. His good clothes fitted his mean body like they were cut to it. Those good clothes were almost as much out of match to the rest of him as his long, soft, pink hands, the hands of a man who never had to work a tap.
You see what I mean, I can"t say how he looked, only he was hateful.
I first met him when I came down from the high mountain"s comb, along an animal trail-maybe a deer made it. Through the trees I saw, here and there in the valley below, patch-places and cabins and yards.
I hoped I"d get fed at one of them, for I"d run clear out of eating some spell back. I had no money. Only my hickory shirt and blue duckin pants and torn old army shoes, and my guitar on its sling card. But I knew the mountain folks. If they"ve got ary thing to eat, a decent spoken stranger can get the half part of it. Towns aren"t always the same way.
Downslope I picked, favoring the guitar in case I slipped and fell, and in an hour made it to the first patch. Early fall was browning the corn out of the green. The cabin was two-room, dog-trotted open in the middle. Beyond was a shed and a pigpen. In the yard the man of the house talked to who I found out later was Mr. Onselm.
"No meat at all?" said Mr. Onselm. His voice was the last you"d expect him to have, full of broad low music, like an organ in a town church. I decided against asking him to sing when I glimpsed him closer, sickle-legged and gourd-headed and pale and puny in his fine-fitting clothes. For he looked mad and dangerous; and the man of the place, though he was a big, strong old gentleman with a square jaw, looked afraid.
"I been short this year, Mr. Onselm," he said, begging like. "The last bit of meat I fished out of the brine on Tuesday. And I don"t want to have to kill the pig till December."
Mr. Onselm tramped over to the pen. The pig was a friendly one, it reared its front feet against the boards and grunted up to him. Mr. Onselm spit into the pen. "All right," he said, "but I want some meal."
He sickle-legged back to the cabin. A brown barrel stood in the dog trot. Mr. Onselm lifted the cover and pinched some meal between his pink fingertips. "Get me a sack," he told the man.
The man went indoors and brought out the sack. Mr. Onselm held it open while the man scooped out meal enough to fill it. Then Mr. Onselm held it tight shut while the man lashed the neck with twine. Finally Mr. Onselm looked up and saw me standing there.
"Who are you?" he asked, sort of crooning.
"My name"s John," I said.
"John what?" Then, without waiting for my answer, "Where did you steal that guitar?"
"It was given to me," I replied. "I strung it with silver wires myself."
"Silver," he said, and opened his squint eye by a trifle.
With my left hand I clamped a chord. With my right thumb I picked a whisper from the silver strings. I began to make a song:
Mister Onselm, They do what you tell "em-
"That will do," said Mr. Onselm, not so musically, and I stopped playing. He relaxed. "They do what I tell em," he said, half to himself. "Not bad."
We studied each other a few ticks of time. Then he turned and tramped out of the yard in among the trees. When he was out of sight the man of the place asked, right friendly, what he could do for me.
"I"m just walking through," I said. I didn"t want to ask right off for some dinner.
"I heard you name yourself John," he said. "So happens my name"s John too, John Bristow."
"Nice place you"ve got," I said, looking around. "Cropper or tenant?"
"I own the house and the land," he told me, and I was surprised; for Mr. Onselm had treated him the way a mean boss treats a cropper.
"Then that Mr. Onselm was just a visitor," I said.
"Visitor?" Mr. Bristow snorted. "He visits everybody here around. Lets them know what he wants, and they pa.s.s it to him. Thought you knew him, you sang about him so ready."
"Shucks, I made that up." I touched the silver strings again. "I sing a many a new song that comes to me."
"I love the old songs better," he said, and smiled, so I sang one:
I had been in Georgia Not a many more weeks than three, When I fell in love with a pretty fair girl, And she fell in love with me.
Her lips were red as red could be, Her eyes were brown as brown, Her hair was like" the thundercloud Before the rain comes down.
You should have seen Mr. Bristow"s face shine. He said: "By G.o.d, you sure enough can sing it and play it."
"Do my possible best," I said. "But Mr. Onselm don"t like it." I thought a moment, then asked: "What way can he get everything he wants in this valley?"
"Shoo, can"t tell you way. Just done it for years, he has."
"Anybody refuse him?"
"Once Old Jim Desbro refused him a chicken. Mr. Onselm pointed his finger at Old Jim"s mules, they was plowing. Them mules couldn"t move ary foot, not till Mr. Onselm had the chicken. Another time, Miss Tilly Parmer hid a cake when she seen him come. He pointed a finger and dumbed her. She never spoke one mumbling word from that day to when she died. Could hear and understand, but when she tried to talk she could just wheeze."
"He"s a hoodoo man," I said, "which means the law can"t do anything."
"Not even if the law worried about anything this far from the county seat." He looked at the meal back against the cabin. "About time for the Ugly Bird to fetch Mr. Onselm"s meal."
"What"s the Ugly Bird?" I asked, but he didn"t have to answer.
It must have hung over us, high and quiet, and now it dropped into the yard like a fish hawk into a pond.
First out I saw it was dark, heavy-winged, bigger than a buzzard. Then I saw the shiny gray-black of the body, like wet slate, and how it seemed to have feathers only on its wide wings. Then I made out the thin snaky neck, the bulgy head and long stork beak, the eyes set in front of its head-man-fashion in front, not to each side.
The feet that taloned onto the sack showed pink and smooth with five graspy toes. The wings snapped like a tablecloth in a wind, and it churned away over the trees with the meal sack.
"That"s the Ugly Bird," said Mr. Bristow. I barely heard him. "Mr. Onselm has companioned with it ever since I recollect."
"I never saw such a bird," I said. "Must be a scarce one. You know what struck me while I watched it?"
"I do know, John. Its feet look like Mr. Onselm"s hands."
"Might it be," I asked, "that a hoodoo man like Mr. Onselm knows what way to shape himself into a bird?"
He shook his head. "It"s known that when he"s at once place, the Ugly Bird"s been sighted at another."
He tried to change the subject "Silver strings on your guitar-never heard of any but steel strings."
"In the olden days," I told him, "silver was used a many times for strings. It gives a more singy sound."
In my mind I had it the subject wouldn"t be changed. I tried a chord on my guitar, and began to sing:
You all have heard of the Ugly Bird So curious and so queer, That flies its flight by day and night And fills folks" hearts with fear.
I never come here to hide from fear, And I give you my promised word That I soon expect to twist the neck Of the G.o.d d.a.m.n Ugly Bird.
When I finished, Mr. Bristow felt in his pocket.
"I was going to bid you eat with me," he said, "but-here, maybe you better buy something."
He gave me a quarter and a dime. I about gave them back, but I thanked him and walked away down the same trail Mr. Onselm had gone. Mr. Bristow watched me go, looking shrunk up. My song had scared him, so I kept singing it.
O Ugly Bird! O Ugly Bird!
You snoop and sneak and thieve!
This place can"t be for you and me, And one of us got to leave.
Singing, I tried to remember all I"d heard or read or guessed that might help toward my Ugly Bird study.
Didn"t witch people have partner animals? I"d read and heard tell about the animals called familiars-mostly cats or black dogs or the like, but sometimes birds.
That might be the secret, or a right much of it, for the Ugly Bird wasn"t Mr. Onselm"s other self. Mr.
Bristow had said the two of them were seen different places at one time. Mr. Onselm didn"t turn into the Ugly Bird then. They were just close partners. Brothers. With the Ugly Bird"s feet like Mr. Onselm"s hands.
I awared of something in the sky, the big black V of a flying creature. It quartered over me, half as high as the highest woolly sc.r.a.p of cloud. Once or twice it seemed like it would stoop for me, like a hawk for a rabbit, but it didn"t. Looking up and letting my feet find the trail, I rounded a bunch of bushes and there, on a rotten log in a clearing, sat Mr. Onselm.
His gourd-head sank on his thin neck. His elbows set on his knees, and the soft, pink, long hands hid his face, as if he was miserable. His look made me feel disgusted. I came toward him.
"You don"t feel so brash, do you?" I asked.
"Go away," he sort of gulped, soft and sick.
"Why?" I wanted to know. "I like it here."
Sitting on the log, I pulled my guitar across me. "I feel like singing, Mr. Onselm."
His father got hung for horse stealing, His mother got burned for a witch, And his only friend is the Ugly Bird, The dirty son of-
Something hit me like a shooting star from overhead. It hit my back and shoulder, and knocked me floundering forward on one hand and one knee. It was only the mercy of G.o.d I didn"t fall on my guitar and smash it. I crawled forward a few scrambles and made to get up, shaky and dizzy.
The Ugly Bird had flown down and dropped the sack of meal on me. Now it skimmed across the clearing, at the height of the low branches, its eyes glinting at me, and its mouth came open a little. I saw teeth, sharp and mean, like a garpike"s teeth. It swooped for me, and the wind of its wings was colder than a winter storm.
Without stopping to think, I flung up my both hands to box it off from me, and it gave back,flew backward like the biggest, devilishest humming bird ever seen in a nightmare. I was too dizzy and scared to wonder why it gave back; I had barely the wit to be thankful.
"Get out of here," moaned Mr. Onselm, who hadn"t stirred.
I shame to say that I got. I kept my hands up and backed across the clearing and into the trail beyond.
Then I half realized where my luck had been. My hands had lifted the guitar toward the Ugly Bird, and somehow it hadn"t liked the guitar.
Just once I looked back. The Ugly Bird was perching on the log and it sort of nuzzled up to Mr.
Onselm, most horrible. They were sure enough close together. I stumbled off away.