Beating a hasty retreat, he went quietly up the steps again, but not before he heard a querulous voice remonstrate:
"Now, Mr. D., if you ain"t done busted two plates and a tea-cup!"
Retiring to his room until the trouble should be adjusted, Hinton once more contemplated the floral paper. As he sat there, the door creaked slightly, and looking up, he thought he saw some one peeping at him through the crack. Later he distinctly heard the rustle of garments, a stealthy step, and the closing of the door across the hall.
At last Mr. Opp came somewhat noisily up the steps and, flinging wide the door, invited him to descend. In the dining-room below the scene was nothing short of festal. All the candlesticks were filled with lighted candles, an American flag was draped across the top of the clock, and the little schooner that rocked behind the pendulum seemed fired with the determination to get somewhere to-night if it never did again. Even the owls on each end of the mantel wore a benignant look, and seemed to beam a welcome on the honored guest.
But it was the dining-table that held the center of the stage, and that held everything else as well. The dinner, through its sequence of soup, meat, salad, and desert, was displayed in lavish hospitality. Cove etiquette evidently demanded that no square inch of the table-cloth should remain unoccupied.
Seated at the table, with hands demurely folded, was the most grotesque figure that Hinton had ever seen. Clad in a queer, old-fashioned garment of faded blue cloth, with very full skirt and flowing sleeves, with her hair gathered into a tight knot at the back of her head, and a necklace of nutsh.e.l.ls about her neck, a strange little lady sat and watched him with parted lips and wide, excited eyes.
"If you"ll just sit here opposite my sister," said Mr. Opp, not attempting an introduction, "I"ll as usual take my customary place at the head of the board."
It was all done with great eclat, but from the first there were unmistakable signs of nervousness on the part of the host. He left the table twice before the soup was removed, once to get the napkins which had been overlooked, and once to persuade his sister not to put the baked potatoes in her lap.
When the critical moment for the trial of strength between him and the goose arrived, he was not in good condition. It was his first wrestling match with a goose, and his technical knowledge of the art consisted in the meager fact that the strategic point was to become master of the opponent"s legs. The fowl had, moreover, by nature of its being, the advantage of extreme slipperiness, an expedient recognized and made use of by the gladiators of old.
Mr. Opp, limited as to s.p.a.ce, and aware of a critical audience, rose to the occasion, and with jaw set and the light of conquest in his eye entered the fray. He pushed forward, and pulled back, he throttled, he went through facial and bodily contortions. The match was conducted in "the catch hold, first down to lose style," and the honors seemed equally divided. At last, by the adroit administration of a left-leg stroke, Mr. Opp succeeded in throwing his adversary, but unfortunately he threw it too far.
The victory, though brilliant, was not without its casualties. The goose, in its post-mortem flight, took its revenge, and the overturned cranberries sent a crimson stain across the white cloth, giving a sanguinary aspect to the scene.
When order was restored and Mr. Opp had once more taken his seat, the little lady in the blue dress, who had remained quiet during the recent conflict, suddenly raised her voice in joyous song.
"Now, Kippy," warned Mr. Opp, putting a restraining hand on her arm, and looking at her appealingly. The little lady shrank back in her chair and her eyes filled as she clasped his hand tightly in both of hers.
"As I was remarking," Mr. Opp went steadily on, trying to behave as if it were quite natural for him to eat with his left hand, "the real value of the underground product in this country has been but fairly made apparent, and now that you capitalists are coming in to take a hold, there"s no way of forming a idea of the ultimate result."
Hinton, upon whom no phase of the situation had been lost, came valiantly to Mr. Opp"s rescue. He roused himself to follow his host"s lead in the conversation; he was apparently oblivious to the many irregularities of the dinner. In fact, it was one of the rare occasions upon which Hinton took the trouble to exert himself. Something in the dreary old room, with its brave attempt at cheer, in the half-witted little lady who was making such superhuman efforts to be good, and above all in the bombastic, egotistical, ignorant editor who was trying to keep up appearances against such heavy odds, touched the best and deepest that was in Hinton, and lifted him out of himself. Gradually he began to take the lead in the conversation. With great tact he relieved Mr. Opp of the necessity of entertaining, and gave him a chance to eat his dinner. He told stories so simple that even Miss Kippy loosened her hold on her brother"s hand to listen.
When the sunset of the dinner in the form of a pumpkin pie had disappeared, the gentlemen retired to the fire.
"Don"t you smoke?" asked Hinton, holding a match to his pipe.
"Why, yes," said Mr. Opp, "I have smoked occasional. It"s amazing how it a.s.sists you in creating newspaper articles. One of the greatest editorials I ever turned out was when I had a cigar in my mouth."
"Then why don"t you smoke?"
Mr. Opp glanced over his shoulders at Aunt Tish, who, with Miss Kippy"s doubtful a.s.sistance, was clearing the table.
"I don"t mind telling you," he said confidentially, "that up to the present time I"ve experienced a good many business reverses and considerable family responsibility. I hope now in a year or two to be able to indulge them little extra items. The lack of money," he added somewhat proudly, "is no disgrace; but I can"t deny it"s what you might call limiting."
Hinton smiled. "I think I"ve got a cigar somewhere about me. Here it is.
Will you try it?"
Mr. Opp didn"t care if he did, and from the manner in which he lighted it, and from the way in which he stood, with one elbow on the high mantel-shelf and his feet gracefully crossed, while he blew curling wreaths toward the ceiling, it was not difficult to reckon the extent of his self-denial.
"Do you indulge much in the pleasure of reading?" he asked, looking at Hinton through the cloud of smoke.
"I did," said Hinton, drawing a deep breath.
"It"s a great pastime," said Mr. Opp. "I wonder if you are familiar with this here volume." He took from the shelf "The Encyclopedia of Wonder, Beauty, and Wisdom."
"Hardly a thumb-nail edition," said Hinton, receiving it with both hands.
"Say, it"s a remarkable work," said Mr. Opp, earnestly; "you ought to get yourself one. Facts in the first part, and the prettiest poetry you ever read in the back: a dollar down and fifty cents a month until paid for. Here, let me show you; read that one."
"I can"t see it," said Hinton.
"I"ll get the lamp."
"Never mind, Opp; it isn"t that. You read it to me."
Mr. Opp complied with great pleasure, and having once started, he found it difficult to stop. From "Lord Ullin"s Daughter" he pa.s.sed to "Curfew," hence to "Barbara Frietchie" and "Young Lochinvar," and as he read Hinton sat with closed eyes and traveled into the past.
He saw a country school-house, and himself a youngster of eight competing for a prize. He was standing on a platform, and the children were below him, and behind him was a row of visitors. He was paralyzed with fear, but bursting with ambition. With one supreme effort he began his speech:
Oh, the young Lochinvar has came out of the west!
He got no further; a shout from the big boys and a word from the teacher, and he burst into tears and fled for refuge to his mother. How the lines brought it all back! He could feel her arms about him now, and her cheek against his, and hear again her words of comfort. In all the years since she had been taken from him he had never wanted her so insistently as during those few moments that Mr. Opp"s high voice was doing its worst for the long-suffering Lochinvar.
"Mr. D.," said a complaining voice from the doorway, "Miss Kippy won"t lemme tek her dress off to go to baid. She "low she gwine sleep in hit."
Mr. Opp abruptly descended from his elocutionary flight, and asked to be excused for a few moments.
"Just a little domestic friction," he a.s.sured Hinton; "you can glance over the rest of the poems, and I"ll be back soon."
Hinton, left alone, paced restlessly up and down the room. The temporary diversion was over, and he was once more face to face with his problem.
He went to the table, and, taking a note from his pocket, bent over the lamp to read it. The lines blurred and ran together, but a word here and there recalled the contents. It was from Mr. Mathews, who preferred writing disagreeable things to saying them. Mr. Mathews, the note said, had been greatly annoyed recently by repeated errors in the reports of his secretary; he was neither as rapid nor as accurate as formerly, and an improvement would have to be made, or a change would be deemed advisable.
"Delicate tact!" sneered Hinton, crushing the paper in his hand.
"Courtesy sometimes begets a request, and the shark shrinks from conferring favors. And I"ve got to stick it out, to go on accepting condescending disapproval until a "change is deemed advisable.""
He dropped his head on his arms, and so deep was he in his bitter thoughts that he did not hear Mr. Opp come into the room. That gentleman stood for a moment in great embarra.s.sment; then he stepped noiselessly out, and heralded his second coming by rattling the door-k.n.o.b.
The wind had risen to a gale, and it shrieked about the old house and tugged at the shutters and rattled the panes incessantly.
"You take the big chair," urged Mr. Opp, who had just put on a fresh log and sent the flames dancing up the chimney; "and here"s a pitcher of hard cider whenever you feel the need of a little refreshment. You ain"t a married man I would judge, Mr. Hinton."
"Thank the Lord, no!" exclaimed Hinton.
"Well," said Mr. Opp, pursing his lips and smiling, "you know that"s just where I think us young men are making a mistake."
"Matrimony," said Hinton, "is about the only catastrophe that hasn"t befallen me during my short and rocky career."
"See here," said Mr. Opp, "I used to feel that way, too."
"Before you met her?" suggested Hinton.