"To Eliza"s of course. We shall probably go straight down to Putney together and see Viola and fix everything up. I know Viola"s had at least one other good offer. I may sleep at the studio. If not, at Eliza"s. Anyhow it will be too late for me to come back here."
"I absolutely forbid you to go off like this."
"Yes, do, father. You forbid for all you"re worth if it gives you any pleasure. But it won"t be much use unless you can carry me upstairs and lock me in my room. Oh! Father, you are a great pretender. You know perfectly well you"re delighted with me."
"Indeed I"m not! I suppose you"ll have the decency to see your mother before you go?"
"What! And wake her! You said she wasn"t to be disturbed "on any account.""
"I deny that I said "on any account.""
"I shouldn"t dream of disturbing her. And you"ll tell her so much better than I could. You can do what you like with her."
IV
"Where"s my dessert?" demanded Mrs. Prohack, anxiously and resentfully, when her husband at length reached the bedroom. "I"m dying of hunger, and I"ve got a real headache now. Oh! Arthur how absurd all this is! At least it would be if I wasn"t so hungry."
"Sissie ate all the dessert," Mr. Prohack answered timidly. He no longer felt triumphant, careless and free. Indeed for some minutes he had practically forgotten that he had inherited ten thousand a year. "The child ate it every bit, so I couldn"t bring any. Shall I ring for something else?"
"And why," Mrs. Prohack continued, "why have you been so long? And what"s all this business of taxis rushing up to the door all the evening?"
"Marian," said Mr. Prohack, ignoring her gross exaggeration of the truth as to the taxis. "I"d better tell you at once. Charlie"s gone to Glasgow on his own business and Sissie"s just run down to Viola Ridle"s studio about a new scheme of some kind that she"s thinking of. For the moment we"re alone in the world."
"It"s always the same," she remarked with indignation, when with forced facetiousness he had given her an extremely imperfect and bowdlerized account of his evening. "It"s always the same. As soon as I"m laid up in bed, everything goes wrong. My poor boy, I cannot imagine what you"ve been doing. I suppose I"m very silly, but I _can"t_ understand it."
Nor could Mr. Prohack himself, now that he was in the sane conjugal atmosphere of the bedroom.
CHAPTER VII
THE SYMPATHETIC QUACK
I
The next morning Mr. Prohack had a unique shock, for he was awakened by his wife coming into the bedroom. She held a big piece of cake in her hand. Never before had Mrs. Prohack been known to rise earlier than her husband. Also, the hour was eight-twenty, whereas never before had Mr.
Prohack been known, on a working-day, to rise later than eight o"clock.
He realised with horror that it would be necessary for him to hurry.
Still, he did not jump up. He was not a brilliant sleeper, and he had had a bad night, which had only begun to be good at the time when as a rule he woke finally for the day. He did not feel very well, despite the fine sensation of riches which rushed rea.s.suringly into his arms the moment consciousness returned.
"Arthur," said Mrs. Prohack, who was in her Chinese robe, "do you know that girl hasn"t been home all night. Her bed hasn"t been slept in!"
"Neither has mine," answered Mr. Prohack. "What girl?"
"Sissie, of course."
"Ah! Sissie!" murmured Mr. Prohack as if he had temporarily forgotten that such a girl existed. "Didn"t I tell you last night she mightn"t be back?"
"No, you didn"t! And you know very well you didn"t!"
"Honestly," said Mr. Prohack (meaning "dishonestly" as most people do in similar circ.u.mstances), "I thought I did."
"Do you suppose I should have slept one wink if I"d thought Sissie wasn"t coming _home_?"
"Yes, I do. The death of Nelson wouldn"t keep you awake. And now either I shall be late at the office, or else I shall go without my breakfast.
I think you might have wakened me."
Mrs. Prohack, munching the cake despite all her anxieties, replied in a peculiar tone:
"What does it matter if you are late for the office?"
Mr. Prohack reflected that all women were alike in a lack of conscience where the public welfare was concerned. He was rich: therefore he was ent.i.tled to neglect his duty to the nation! A pleasing argument! Mr.
Prohack sat up, and Mrs. Prohack had a full view of his face for the first time that morning.
"Arthur," she exclaimed, absolutely and in an instant forgetting both cake and daughter. "You"re ill!"
He thought how agreeable it was to have a wife who was so marvellously absorbed in his being. There was something uncanny, something terrible, in it.
"Oh, no I"m not," he said. "I swear I"m not. I"m very tired, but I"m not ill. Get out of my way."
"But your face is as yellow as a cheese," protested Eve, frightened.
"It may be," said Mr. Prohack.
"You won"t get up."
"I shall get up."
Eve s.n.a.t.c.hed her hand-mirror from the dressing-table, and gave it to him with a menacing gesture. He admitted to himself that the appearance of his face was perhaps rather alarming at first sight; but really he did not feel ill; he only felt tired.
"It"s nothing. Liver." He made a move to emerge from the bed. "Exercise is all I want."
He saw Eve"s lips tremble; he saw tears hanging in her eyes; these phenomena induced in him the sensation of having somehow committed a solecism or a murder. He withdrew the move to emerge. She was hurt and desperate. He at once knew himself defeated. He thought how annoying it was to have a woman in the house who was so marvellously absorbed in his being. She was wrong; but her unreasoning desperation triumphed over his calm sagacity.
"Telephone for Dr. Veiga," said Mrs. Prohack to Machin, for whom she had rung. "V-e-i-g-a. Bruton Street. He"s in the book. And ask him to come along as soon as he can to see Mr. Prohack."
Now Mr. Prohack had heard of, but never seen, Dr. Veiga. He had more than once listened to the Portuguese name on Eve"s lips, and the man had been mentioned more than once at the club. Mr. Prohack knew that he was, if not a foreigner, of foreign descent, and hence he did not like him.
Mr. Prohack took kindly to foreign singers and cooks, but not to foreign doctors. Moreover he had doubts about the fellow"s professional qualifications. Therefore he strongly resented his wife"s most singular and startling order to Machin, and as soon as Machin had gone he expressed himself:
"Anyway," he said curtly, after several exchanges, "I shall see my own doctor, if I see any doctor at all--which is doubtful."
Eve"s response was to kiss her husband--a sisterly rather than a wifely kiss. And she said, in a sweet, n.o.ble voice: