He was considerably dashed on his return home, to find the door of his study still locked on the outside. The gesture which on his leaving the room seemed so natural, brilliant and excusable, now presented itself to him as the act of a coa.r.s.e-minded idiot. He hesitated to unlock the door, but of course he had to unlock it. Eve eat as if at the stake, sublime.
"Arthur, why do you play these tricks on me--and especially when we are in such trouble?"
Why did he, indeed?
"I merely didn"t want you to run after me," said he. "I made sure of course that you"d ring the bell at once and have the door opened."
"Did you imagine for a moment that I would let any of the servants know that you"d locked me in a room? No! You couldn"t have imagined that.
I"ve too much respect for your reputation in this house to do such a thing, and you ought to know it."
"My child," said Mr. Prohack, once again amazed at Eve"s extraordinary gift for putting him in the wrong, and for making him still more wrong when he was wrong. "This is the second time this morning that I"ve had to surrender to overwhelming force. Name your own terms of peace. But let me tell you in extenuation that I"ve discovered your offspring. The fact is, I got her in one."
"Where is she?" Eve asked, not eagerly, rather negligently, for she was now more distressed about her husband"s behaviour than about Sissie.
"At Ozzie"s." As soon as he had uttered the words Mr. Prohack saw his wife"s interest fly back from himself to their daughter.
"What"s she doing at Ozzie"s?"
"Well, she"s living with him. They were married yesterday. They thought they"d save you and me and themselves a lot of trouble.... But, look here, my child, it"s not a tragedy. What"s the matter with you?"
Eve"s face was a mask of catastrophe. She did not cry. The affair went too deep for tears.
"I suppose I shall have to forgive Sissie--some day; but I"ve never been so insulted in my life. Never! And never shall I forget it! And I"ve no doubt that you and Sissie treated it all as a great piece of fun. You would!"
The poor lady had gone as pale as ivory. Mr. Prohack was astonished--he even felt hurt--that he had not seen the thing from Eve"s point of view earlier. Emphatically it did amount to an insult for Eve, to say naught of the immense desolating disappointment to her. And yet Sissie, princess among daughters, had not shown by a single inflection of her voice that she had any sympathy with her mother, or any genuine appreciation of what the secret marriage would mean to her. Youth was incredibly cruel; and age too, in the shape of Mr. Prohack himself, had not been much less cruel.
"Something"s happened about that necklace since you left," said Eve, in a dull, even voice.
"Oh! What?"
"I don"t know. But I saw Mr. Crewd the detective drive up to the house at a great pace. Then Brool came and knocked here, and as I didn"t care to have to tell him that the door was locked, I kept quiet and he went away again. Mr. Crewd went away too. I saw him drive away."
Mr. Prohack said nothing audible, but to himself he said: "She actually choked off her curiosity about the necklace so as not to give me away!
There could never have been another woman like her in the whole history of human self-control! She"s prodigious!"
And then he wondered what could have happened in regard to the necklace.
He foresaw more trouble there. And the splendour of the morning had faded. An appalling silence descended upon the whole house. To escape from its sinister spell Mr. Prohack departed and sought the seclusion of his secondary club, which he had not entered for a very long time. (He dared not face the lively amenities of his princ.i.p.al club.) He pretended, at the secondary club, that he had never ceased to frequent the place regularly, and to that end he put on a nonchalant air; but he was somewhat disconcerted to find, from the demeanour of his acquaintances there, that he positively had not been missed to any appreciable extent. He decided that the club was a dreary haunt, and could not understand why he had never before perceived its dreariness.
The members seemed to be scarcely alive; and in particular they seemed to have conspired together to behave and talk as though humanity consisted of only one s.e.x,--their own. Mr. Prohack, worried though he was by a too acute realisation of the fact that humanity did indeed consist of two s.e.xes, despised the lot of them. And yet simultaneously the weaker part of him envied them, and he fully admitted, in the abstract, that something might convincingly be said in favour of monasteries. It was a most strange experience.
After a desolating lunch of excellent dishes, perfect coffee which left a taste in his mouth, and a fine cigar which he threw away before it was half finished, he abandoned the club and strolled in the direction of Manchester Square. But he lacked the courage to go into the n.o.ble mansion, and feebly and aimlessly proceeded northward until he arrived at Marylebone Road and saw the great historic crimson building of Madame Tussaud"s Waxworks. His mood was such that he actually, in a wild and melancholy caprice, paid money to enter this building and enquired at once for the room known as the Chamber of Horrors.... When he emerged his gloom had reached the fantastic, hysteric, or giggling stage, and his conception of the all-embracingness of London was immensely enlarged.
"Miss Sissie and Mr. Morfey are with Mrs. Prohack, sir," said Brool, in a quite ordinary tone, taking the hat and coat of his returned master in the hall of the n.o.ble mansion.
Mr. Prohack started.
"Give me back my hat and coat," said he. "Tell your mistress that I may not be in for dinner." And he fled.
He could not have a.s.sisted at the terrible interview between Eve and the erring daughter who had inveigled her own betrothed into a premature marriage. Sissie at any rate had pluck, and she must also have had an enormous moral domination over Ozzie to have succeeded in forcing him to join her in a tragic scene. What a honeymoon! To what a pa.s.s had society come! Mr. Prohack drove straight to the Monument, and paid more money for the privilege of climbing it. He next visited the Tower. The day seemed to consist of twenty-four thousand hours. He dined at the Trocadero Restaurant, solitary at a table under the shadow of the ba.s.s fiddle of the orchestra; and finally he patronised Maskelyne and Cook"s entertainment, and witnessed the dissipation of solid young women into air. He reached home, as it was humorously called, at ten thirty.
"Mrs. Prohack has retired for the night, sir," said Brool, who never permitted his employers merely to go to bed, "and wishes not to be disturbed."
"Thank G.o.d!" breathed Mr. Prohack.
"Yes, sir," said Brool, dutifully acquiescent.
IV
The next morning Eve behaved to her husband exactly as if nothing untoward had happened. She kissed and was kissed. She exhibited sweetness without gaiety, and a general curiosity without interest. She said not a word concerning the visit of Sissie and Ozzie. She expressed the hope that Mr. Prohack had had a pleasant evening and slept well. Her anxiety to be agreeable to Mr. Prohack was touching,--it was angelic. To the physical eye all was as usual, but Mr. Prohack was aware that in a single night she had built a high and unscalable wall between him and her; a wall which he could see through and which he could kiss through, but which debarred him utterly from her. And yet what sin had he committed against her, save the peccadillo of locking her for an hour or two in a comfortable room? It was Sissie, not he, who had committed the sin. He wanted to point this out to Eve, but he appreciated the entire futility of doing so and therefore refrained. About eleven o"clock Eve knocked at and opened his study door.
"May I come in--or am I disturbing you?" she asked brightly.
"Don"t be a silly goose," said Mr. Prohack, whose rising temper--he hated angels--was drowning his tact. Smiling as though he had thrown her a compliment, Eve came in, and shut the door.
"I"ve just received this," she said. "It came by messenger." And she handed him a letter signed with the name of Crewd, the private detective. The letter ran: "Madam, I beg to inform you that I have just ascertained that the driver of taxi No. 5437 has left at New Scotland Yard a pearl necklace which he found in his vehicle. He states that he drove a lady and gentleman from your house to Waterloo Station on the evening of your reception, but can give no description of them. I mention the matter _pro forma_, but do not antic.i.p.ate that it can interest you as the police authorities at New Scotland Yard declare the pearls to be false. Yours obediently.... P.S. I called upon you in order to communicate the above facts yesterday, but you were not at home."
Mr. Prohack turned a little pale, and his voice trembled as he said, looking up from the letter:
"I wonder who the thief was. Anyhow, women are staggering. Here some woman--I"m sure it was the woman and not the man--picks up a necklace from the floor of one of your drawing-rooms, well knowing it not to be her own, hides it, makes off with it, and then is careless enough to leave it in a taxi! Did you ever hear of such a thing?"
"But that wasn"t my necklace, Arthur!" said Eve.
"Of course it was your necklace," said Mr. Prohack.
"Do you mean to tell me--" Eve began, and it was a new Eve.
"Of course I do!" said Mr. Prohack, who had now thoroughly subdued his temper in the determination to bring to a head that trouble about the necklace and end it for ever. He was continuing his remarks when the wall suddenly fell down with an unimaginable crash. Eve said nothing, but the soundless crash deafened Mr. Prohack. Nevertheless the mere fact that Sissie"s wedding lay behind and not before him, helped him somewhat to keep his spirits and his nerve.
"I will never forgive you, Arthur!" said Eve with the most solemn and terrible candour. She no longer played a part; she was her formidable self, utterly unmasked and savagely expressive without any regard to consequences. Mr. Prohack saw that he was engaged in a mortal duel, with the b.u.t.tons off the deadly foils.
"Of course you won"t," said he, gathering himself heroically together, and superbly a.s.suming a calm which he did not in the least feel. "Of course you won"t, because there is nothing to forgive. On the contrary, you owe me your thanks. I never deceived you. I never told you the pearls were genuine. Indeed I beg to remind you that I once told you positively that I would never buy you a _pearl_ necklace,--don"t you remember? You thought they were genuine, and you have had just as much pleasure out of them as if they had been genuine. You were always careless with your jewellery. Think how I should have suffered if I had watched you every day being careless with a rope of genuine pearls! I should have had no peace of mind. I should have been obliged to reproach you, and as you can"t bear to be reproached you would have picked quarrels with me. Further, you have lost nothing in prestige, for the reason that all our friends and acquaintances have naturally a.s.sumed that the pearls were genuine because they were your pearls and you were the wife of a rich man. A woman whose husband"s financial position is not high and secure is bound to wear real pearls because people will _a.s.sume_ that her pearls are false. But a woman like yourself can wear any pinchbeak pearls with impunity because people _a.s.sume_ that her pearls are genuine. In your case there could be no advantage whatever in genuine pearls. To buy them would be equivalent to throwing money in the street. Now, as it is, I have saved money over the pearls, and therefore interest on money, though I did buy you the very finest procurable imitations! And think, my child, how relieved you are now,--oh, yes! you are, so don"t pretend the contrary: I can deceive you, but you can"t deceive me. You have no grievance whatever. You have had many hours of innocent satisfaction in your false jewels, and n.o.body is any the worse.
Indeed my surpa.s.sing wisdom in the choice of a necklace has saved you from all further worry about the loss of the necklace, because it simply doesn"t matter either one way or the other, and I say I defy you to stand there and tell me to my face that you have any grievance at all."
Mr. Prohack paused for a reply, and he got it.
"I will never forgive you as long as I live," said Eve. "Let us say no more about it. What time is that awful lunch that you"ve arranged with that dreadful Bishop man? And what would you like me to wear, please?"
In an instant she had rebuilt the wall, higher than ever.
Mr. Prohack, always through the wall, took her in his arms and kissed her. But he might as well have kissed a woman in a trance. All that could be said was that Eve submitted to his embrace, and her att.i.tude was another brilliant ill.u.s.tration of the fact that the most powerful oriental tyrants can be defied by their weakest slaves, provided that the weakest slaves know how to do it.
"You are splendid!" said Mr. Prohack, admiringly, conscious anew of his pa.s.sion for her and full of trust in the virtue of his pa.s.sion to knock down the wall sooner or later. "But you are a very naughty and ungrateful creature, and you must be punished. I will now proceed to punish you. We have much to do before the lunch. Go and get ready, and simply put on all the clothes that have cost the most money. They are the clothes fittest for your punishment."
Three-quarters of an hour later, when Mr. Prohack had telephoned and sent a confirmatory note by hand to his bank, Carthew drove them away southwards, and the car stopped in front of the establishment of a very celebrated firm of jewellers near Piccadilly.
"Come along," said Mr. Prohack, descending to the pavement, and drew after him a moving marble statue, richly attired. They entered the glittering shop, and were immediately encountered by an expectant salesman who had the gifts of wearing a frock-coat as though he had been born in it, and of reading the hearts of men. That salesman saw in a flash that big business was afoot.