Now Mr. Prohack was exceedingly anxious to have speech with old Paul, for he had heard very interesting rumours of Paul"s activities. He arose softly and approached the easy-chair and surveyed Sir Paul, who in his then state looked less like a high financier and more like something chipped off the roof of a cathedral than anything that Mr. Prohack had ever seen.
But Paul did not waken. A bather plunged into the pool with a tremendous splash, but Paul did not waken. And Mr. Prohack felt that it would be contrary to the spirit of the ritual of the mosque to waken him. But he decided that if he waited all night he would wait until old Paul regained consciousness.
At that moment an attendant asked Mr. Prohack if he desired the attentions of the barber, the chiropodist, or the manicurist. New vistas opened out before Mr. Prohack. He said yes. After the barber, he padded down the stairs from the barber"s chapel (which was in the upper story of the mosque), to observe if there was any change in old Paul"s condition. Paul still slept. Mr. Prohack did similarly after the chiropodist. Paul still slept. Then again after the manicurist. Paul still slept. Then a boyish attendant hurried forward and in a very daring manner shook the monumental Paul by the shoulder.
"You told me to wake you at six, Sir Paul." And Paul woke.
"How simple," reflected Mr. Prohack, "are the problems of existence when they are tackled with decision! Here have I been ineffectively trying to waken the fellow for the past hour. But I forgot that he who wishes the end must wish the means, and my regard for the ritual of the mosque was absurd."
He retired into the alcove to dress, keeping a watchful eye upon old Paul. He felt himself to be in the highest state of physical efficiency.
From head to foot he was beyond criticism. When Mr. Prohack had got as far as his waistcoat Sir Paul uprose ponderously from the easy-chair.
"Hi, Paul!"
The encounter between the two friends was one of those affectionate and ecstatic affairs that can only happen in a Turkish Bath.
"I"ve been trying to get you on the "phone half the day," grunted Paul Spinner, subsiding on to Mr. Prohack"s sofa.
"I"ve been out all day. Horribly busy," said Mr. Prohack. "What"s wrong?
Anything wrong?"
"Oh, no! Only I thought you"d like to know I"ve finished that deal."
"I did hear some tall stories, but not a word from you, old thing." Mr.
Prohack tried to a.s.sume a tranquillity which he certainly did not feel.
"Well, I never sing until I"m out of the wood. But this time I"m out sooner than I expected."
"Any luck?"
"Yes. But I dictated a letter to you before I came here."
"I suppose you can"t remember what there was in it."
"I shall get the securities next week."
"What securities?"
"Well, you"ll receive"--here Paul dropped his voice--"three thousand short of a quarter of a million in return for what you put in, my boy."
"Then I"m worth over two hundred and fifty thousand pounds!" murmured Mr. Prohack feebly. And he added, still more feebly: "Something will have to be done about this soon." His heart was beating against his waistcoat like an engine.
CHAPTER XIV
END OF AN IDLE DAY
I
It is remarkable that even in the most fashionable shopping thoroughfares certain shops remain brilliantly open, exposing plush-cushioned wares under a glare of electricity in the otherwise darkened street, for an hour or so after all neighbouring establishments have drawn down their blinds and put up their shutters. An interesting point of psychology is involved in this phenomenon.
On his way home from the paradise of the mosque, Mr. Prohack, afoot and high-spirited, and energised by a long-forgotten sensation of physical well-being, called in at such a shop, and, with the minimum of parley, bought an article enclosed in a rich case. A swift and happy impulse on his part! The object was destined for his wife, and his intention in giving it was to help him to introduce more easily to her notice the fact that he was now, or would shortly be, worth over quarter of a million of money. For he was a strange, silly fellow, and just as he had been conscious of a certain false shame at inheriting a hundred thousand pounds, so now he was conscious of a certain false shame at having increased his possessions to two hundred and fifty thousand pounds.
The Eagle was waiting in front of Mr. Prohack"s door; he wondered what might be the latest evening project of his women, for he had not ordered the car so early; perhaps the first night had been postponed; however, he was too discreet, or too dignified, to make any enquiry from the chauffeur; too indifferent to the projects of his beloved women. He would be quite content to sit at home by himself, reflecting upon the marvels of existence and searching among them for his soul.
Within the house, servants were rushing about in an atmosphere of excitement and bell-ringing. He divined that his wife and daughter were dressing simultaneously for an important occasion--either the first night or something else. In that feverish environment he forgot the form of words which he had carefully prepared for the breaking to his wife of the great financial news. Fortunately she gave him no chance to blunder.
"Oh, Arthur, Arthur!" she cried, sweetly reproachful, as with an a.s.sumed jauntiness he entered the bedroom. "How late you are! I expected you back an hour ago at least. Your things are laid out in the boudoir. You haven"t got a moment to spare. We"re late as it is." She was by no means dressed, and the bedroom looked as if it had been put to the sack; nearly every drawer was ajar, and the two beds resembled a second-hand shop.
Mr. Prohack"s self-protective instinct at once converted him into a porcupine. An attempt was being made to force him into a hurry, and he loathed hurry.
"I"m not late," said he, "because I didn"t say when I should return. It won"t take me more than a quarter of an hour to eat, and we"ve got heaps of time for the theatre."
"I"m giving a little dinner in the Grand Babylon restaurant," said Eve, "and of course we must be there first. Sissie"s arranged it for me on the "phone. It"ll be much more amusing than dining here, and it saves the servants." Yet the woman had recently begun to a.s.sert that the servants hadn"t enough to do!
"Ah!" said Mr. Prohack, startled. "And who are the guests?"
"Oh! n.o.body! Only us and Charlie, of course, and Oswald Morfey, and perhaps Lady Ma.s.sulam. I"ve told Charlie to do the ordering."
"I should have thought one meal per diem at the Grand Babylon would have been sufficient."
"But this is in the _restaurant_, don"t I tell you? Oh, dear! That"s three times I"ve tried to do my hair. It"s always the same when I want it nice. Now do get along, Arthur!"
"Strange!" said he with a sardonic blitheness. "Strange how it"s always my fault when your hair goes wrong!" And to himself he said: "All right!
All right! I just shan"t inform you about that quarter of a million.
You"ve no leisure for details to-night, my girl."
And he went into the boudoir.
His blissful serenity was too well established to be overthrown by anything short of a catastrophe. Nevertheless it did quiver slightly under the shock of Eve"s new tactics in life. This was the woman who, on only the previous night, had been inveighing against the ostentation of her son"s career at the Grand Babylon. Now she seemed determined to rival him in showiness, to be the partner of his alleged vulgarity. That the immature Sissie should suddenly drop the ideals of the new poor for the ideals of the new rich was excusable. But Eve! But that modest embodiment of shy and quiet commonsense! She, who once had scorned the world of _The Daily Picture_, was more and more disclosing a desire for that world. And where now were her doubts about the righteousness of Charlie"s glittering deeds? And where was the ancient sagacity which surely should have prevented her from being deceived by the superficialities of an Oswald Morfey? Was she blindly helping to prepare a disaster for her blind daughter? Was the explanation that she had tasted of the fruit? The horrid thought crossed Mr. Prohack"s mind: _All women are alike._ He flung it out of his loyal mind, trying to subst.i.tute: All women except Eve are alike. But it came back in its original form.... Not that he cared, really. If Eve had transformed herself into a Cleopatra his ridiculous pa.s.sion for her would have suffered no modification.
Lying around the boudoir were various rectangular parcels, addressed in flowing calligraphy to himself: the first harvest-loads of his busy morning. The sight of them struck his conscience. Was not he, too, following his wife on the path of the new rich? No! As ever he was blameless. He was merely executing the prescription of his doctor, who had expounded the necessity of scientific idleness and the curative effect of fine clothes on health. True, he knew himself to be cured, but if nature had chosen to cure him too quickly, that was not his fault....
He heard his wife talking to Machin in the bedroom, and Machin talking to his wife; and the servant"s voice was as joyous and as worried as if she herself, and not Eve, were about to give a little dinner at the Grand Babylon. Queer! Queer! The phrase "a quarter of a million" glinted and flashed in the circ.u.mambient air. But it was almost a meaningless phrase. He was like a sort of super-savage and could not count beyond a hundred thousand. And, quite unphilosophical, he forgot that the ecstasy produced by a hundred thousand had pa.s.sed in a few days, and took for granted that the ecstasy produced by two hundred and fifty thousand would endure for ever.
"Take that thing off, please," he commanded his wife when he returned to the bedroom in full array. She was by no means complete, but she had achieved some progress, and was trying the effect of her garnet necklace.
"But it"s the best I"ve got," said she.
"No, it isn"t," he flatly contradicted her, and opened the case so newly purchased.
"Arthur!" she gasped, spellbound, entranced, enchanted.
"That"s my name."
"Pearls! But--but--this must have cost thousands!"