"And what if it did?" he enquired placidly, clasping the thing with much delicacy round her neck. His own pleasure was intense, and yet he severely blamed himself. Indeed he called himself a criminal. Scarcely could he meet her gaze when she put her hands on his shoulders, after a long gazing into the mirror. And when she kissed him and said with frenzy that he was a dear and a madman, he privately agreed with her.
She ran to the door.
"Where are you going?"
"I must show Sissie."
"Wait a moment, child. Do you know why I"ve bought that necklace?
Because the affair with Spinner has come off." He then gave her the figures.
She observed, not unduly moved:
"But I knew _that_ would be all right."
"How did you know?"
"Because you"re so clever. You always get the best of everybody."
He realised afresh that she was a highly disturbing woman. She uttered highly disturbing verdicts without thought and without warning. You never knew what she would say.
"I think," he remarked, calmly pretending that she had said something quite obvious, "that it would be as well for us not to breathe one word to anybody at all about this new windfall."
She eagerly agreed.
"But we must really begin to spend--I mean spend regularly."
"Yes, of course," he admitted.
"Otherwise it would be absurd, wouldn"t it?"
"Yes, of course."
"Arthur."
"Yes."
"How much will it be--in income?"
"Well, I"m not going in for any more flutters. No! I"ve done absolutely with all speculating idiocies. Providence has watched over us. I take the hint. Therefore my investments will all have to be entirely safe and sound. No fancy rates of interest. I should say that by the time old Paul"s fixed up my investments we shall have a bit over four hundred pounds a week coming in--if that"s any guide to you."
"Arthur, isn"t it _wicked_!"
She examined afresh the necklace.
By the time they were all three in the car, Mr. Prohack had become aware of the fact that in Sissie"s view he ought to have bought two necklaces while he was about it.
Sissie"s trunks were on the roof of the car. She had decided to take up residence at the Grand Babylon that very night. The rapidity and the uncontrollability of events made Mr. Prohack feel dizzy.
"I hope you"ve brought some money, darling," said his wife.
II
"Lend me some money, will you?" murmured Mr. Prohack lightly to his splendid son, after he had glanced at the bill for Eve"s theatre dinner at the Grand Babylon. Mr. Prohack had indeed brought some money with him, but not enough. "Haven"t got any," said Charlie, with equal lightness. "Better give me the bill. I"ll see to it." Whereupon Charlie signed the bill, and handed the bowing waiter five ten shilling notes.
"That"s not enough," said Mr. Prohack.
"Not enough for the tip. Well, it"ll have to be. I never give more than ten per cent."
Mr. Prohack strove to conceal his own painful lack of worldliness. He had imagined that he had in his pockets heaps of money to pay for a meal for a handful of people. He was mistaken; that was all, and the incident had no importance, for a few pounds more or less could not matter in the least to a gentleman of his income. Yet he felt guilty of being a waster. He could not accustom himself to the scale of expenditure.
Barely in the old days could he have earned in a week the price of the repast consumed now in an hour. The vast apartment was packed with people living at just that rate of expenditure and seeming to think naught of it. "But do two wrongs make a right?" he privately demanded of his soul. Then his soul came to the rescue with its robust commonsense and replied:
"Perhaps two wrongs don"t make a right, but five hundred wrongs positively must make a right." And he felt better.
And suddenly he understood the true function of the magnificent orchestra that dominated the scene. It was the function of a bra.s.s band at a quack-dentist"s booth in a fair,--to drown the cries of the victims of the art of extraction.
"Yes," he reflected, full of health and carelessness. "This is a truly great life."
The party went off in two automobiles, his own and Lady Ma.s.sulam"s.
Cars were fighting for room in front of the blazing facade of the Metropolitan Theatre, across which rose in fire the t.i.tle of the entertainment, _Smack Your Face_, together with the names of Asprey Chown and Eliza Fiddle. Car after car poured out a contingent of glorious girls and men and was hustled off with ferocity by a row of gigantic and implacable commissionaires. Mr. Oswald Morfey walked straight into the building at the head of his guests. Highly expensive persons were humbling themselves at the little window of the box office, but Ozzie held his course, and officials performed obeisances which stopped short only at falling flat on their faces at the sight of him.
Tickets were not for him.
"This is a beautiful box," said Eve to him, amazed at the grandeur of the receptacle into which they had been ushered.
"It"s Mr. Chown"s own box."
"Then isn"t Mr. Chown to be here to-night?"
"No! He went to Paris this morning for a rest. The acting manager will telephone to him after each act. That"s how he always does, you know."
"When the cat"s away the mice will play," thought Mr. Prohack uncomfortably, with the naughty sensations of a mouse. The huge auditorium was a marvellous scene of excited brilliance. As the stalls filled up a burst of clapping came at intervals from the unseen pit.
"What are they clapping for?" said the simple Eve, who, like Mr.
Prohack, had never been to a first-night before, to say nothing of such a super-first-night as this.
"Oh!" replied Ozzie negligently. "Some one they know by sight just come into the stalls. The _chic_ thing in the pit is to recognise, and to show by applause that you have recognised. The one that applauds the oftenest wins the game in the pit."
At those words and their tone Mr. Prohack looked at Ozzie with a new eye, as who should be thinking: "Is Sissie right about this fellow after all?"
Sissie sat down modestly and calmly next to her mother. n.o.body could guess from her apparently ingenuous countenance that she knew that she, and not the Terror of the departments and his wife, was the originating cause of Mr. Morfey"s grandiose hospitality.
"I suppose the stalls are full of celebrities?" said Eve.
"They"re full of people who"ve paid twice the ordinary price for their seats," answered Ozzie.
"Who"s that extraordinary old red-haired woman in the box opposite?"