_Niece._ "That was the day of the tidal wave, wasn"t it, Auntie?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: How Stonehenge might be popularised if the Government bought it. Suggestion gratis.]
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Full-sized Tripper._ "How does one get into the churchyard, please?"
_Simple Little Native._ "Through this "ere "ole!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Walking Tourist._ "What"s the name of this village, my man?"
_Yokel._ "Oi dunno, zur. Oi only bin "ere a month!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE OLD WORLD AND THE NEW
_Fair Yankee_ (_in Egypt_). "I say, uncle, can yew tell me, air there ever any new camels? I guess all I"ve seen must be second-hand!"]
AN UNCONGENIAL SPOT FOR TEETOTALERS.--Barmouth.
A MAN WHO BEATS ABOUT THE BUSH.--An Australian.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "IN PERIL OF PRECIPITATION"--_Coriola.n.u.s_, iii. 3.
_Stout Party._ "Hi! boy, stop! I"m going to get off."
_Donkey Boy._ "Yer carn"t, marm. There ain"t room!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: DETECTED.--_Clerical Tourist_ (_visiting cathedral_).
"Always open, eh? And do you find that people come here on week-days for rest and meditation?"
_Verger._ "Ay, that they do, odd times. Why, I catched some of "em at it only last Toosday!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Old Lady._ "Well, if that"s David, what a size Goliath must a" been."]
HOLIDAY FARE IN CORNWALL
A Roll on the billow, A Loaf by the sh.o.r.e, A Fig for fashion, And Cream galore!
THE ROAD TO THE NIAGARA FALLS.--_Via Dollarosa._
WHERE THE FELLAH"S SHOE PINCHES.--Where the corn used to be--in Egypt.
[Ill.u.s.tration: FINIS]