Chapter 144 No Joy Bean
“Report Sir, Qin….” Li was about to speak, but Qin Chao suddenly waved his hand, and then took his words, and said.
“I’m here, indeed to trouble Judge Lu with some matters.”
“Honored sir, please say.” Compared to just now, his att.i.tude was completely different. However, his smile was a bit ugly, might as well return to his previous angry look.
“There are two main things to trouble. First, I would like to find a person, a wandering spirit that has just entered the underworld.”
“Honored sir please tell me the name and birthdate.” Judge Lu opened the book of Life and Death, waiting for Qin Chao to continue.
“I only know her name is Liao Shasha….” Qin Chao shook his head, “But I really don’t know about her birthdate.”
“It’s okay.” Judge Lu hideously smiled and said, “Tell me which city she lived in, and when she died?”
“Dongchuan City!” Qin Chao knew this one, “The time of death is today at 5:20 PM.”
“Let me see.” Judge Lu searched within the Book of Life and Death. This Book of Life and Death was so thick as if it has no last page.
Judge Lu’s hand was quite fast, Qin Chao felt he was standing before a Bank staff, a professional money counting many times faster than a machine one.
Soon, Judge Lu arrived at a page.
“In this! I found it!” Judge Lu said, picked up a small gla.s.ses from his desk, put it on his nose, stared at the page with his two eyes, and said.
“Honored Sir, because this person died after suffering an injustice, moreover, the Book of Life and Death didn’t have the details of the cause of her death, there’s no way to send her to reincarnation. Therefore, she was delivered to the Blissful City.”
“What!” Li widely stared with his eyes, unable to speak for half a day.
“What’s wrong?” Qin Chao pulled this grim Ghost messenger, “What kind of place is this Blissful City, why when you hear this name you’re unusually excited?”
“That place….I don’t want to mention….” Li trembled a bit. Looking at Qin Chao’s eyes, he actually revealed a hint of panic, “You will certainly go, I’ll accompany you….At that time, you will understand.”
“Of course, I will go.” Qin Chao nodded his head, “I’ve promised Yu Lu to bring little Shasha back. I will not go back on my words.”
Qin Chao’s eyes glittered, “Let alone Blissful City, even if it is 18 layers of h.e.l.l, I’m willing to go down to drag her up!”
“Blissful City….” Li’s eyes grew colder, “Is not worse than the 18 layers of h.e.l.l….In short, there, you will understand.”
“Honored sir want to go to the Blissful City?” Judge Lu’s eyes lit up, thinking, ‘This Devil Arhat will go to the Blissful City, if he comes in conflict with that careless Luocha, the Blissful City is bound to be in disorder. However, there’s already enough disorder there, let him go there to create more disorder.
That careless Luocha is too overbearing there, if someone can give him a beating, that would be good.’
“That’s right.” Qin Chao nodded, being a Devil Path’s Devil Intelligent, let alone Blissful city, there’s no place he doesn’t dare to rush into.
“Very well, let Li go there together with Honored sir. And what about the second matter, Honored sir?”
“The second one, to someone with Judge Lu’s power, it would be as easy as lifting a finger.”
Qin Chao smiled, pointing at Baby, the little Loli in his hand, and said to Judge Lu, “Do me a favor and return this little Loli to the land of the living.”
“This….” Judge Lu hesitated, “In fact, this is not that difficult….Since this is Honored sir’s request, this officer will lend a hand. But, this officer needs to check out the Book of Life and Death, to give the verdict. Therefore, Honored sir, please tell me her name and birthdate.”
“Baby, what is your name?” Qin Chao quickly rubbed the little Loli’s nose and asked.
“My name is Baby, mom and dad called me that.” The little Loli tilted her head, very cutely blinked.
Qin Chao was anxious, “I mean your name. The name that your cla.s.smates call you.”
“Baby has not yet in the kindergarten, Baby is only six years old this year, and has been living with Grandma. Grandma also call me Baby!”
The little Loli sucked her finger, very seriously said.
All the people present were sweating profusely, it seemed like this little girl really doesn’t know her name.
“Then, Baby, do you remember when were you born?”
“Mom said, Baby was born on Christmas Day, it’s the gift from Santa Claus to Mom!”
The little Loli tilted her head to think for a moment, and then said.
“Christmas, Christmas!” Qin Chao hastily said, and looked at Judge Lu, “Em, right, the calendar here is Gregorian, right?”
“Ai, the Gregorian calendar, this is a bit hard…..” Judge Lu patted his head and reluctantly put away the Book of Life and Death. Just when Qin Chao was worried, this Judge Lu suddenly pulled out a laptop to the desk and then opened.
“For the Gregorian calendar, it’s easier to look using this stuff.”
Qin Chao shed out cold sweat, thinking, ‘Looks like the tech standard of the Underworld is increasing day by day.’
“Hehe, there’s no other way, we have to follow the generational change. Times are different, even the fortune-teller now have a computer, those of us government officials of the Underworld naturally have to integrate with the current era.” To see Qin Chao’s odd look, that Judge Lu actually understood, so with a ferocious smile, explained.
“But there are days I didn’t play with this thing. D*mn, making me angry. Last time I played ‘The Landlords’ on the internet, I actually came across a pair swindlers who worked together to deceive me. F*ck, this is cheating, let them get away this time, wait till they come here, see if I don’t fry them in the cooking pan!”
Qin Chao’s head suddenly shed a lot of cold sweat, thinking, ‘Is this for real, Judge Lu is actually playing ‘The Landlords’ on the internet. This seems a bit weird, playing ‘The Landlords’ on the internet, but the one sitting across the net turned out to be the Judge of the Underworld….’
Qin Chao wiped his cold sweat. Thinking, ‘This one is a bit tough, later on, I’ll never play ‘The Landlords’ on the internet.’
“But the play is too boring, one day I can only play for two hours.” Judge Lu touched the laptop and loudly sighed.
“Why? Your internet access has a time limit?”
“No, I want to play but have no joy beans (the currency in the game The Landlords)” Judge Lu smacked his lips, and reluctantly said, “I can’t top up the Q coins (The online currency of QQ messenger that can be used by the joy beans), I’m f*cked.”
“….” Qin Chao suddenly felt the hideous face of Judge Lu became a bit cute.
Of course, this fellow treat the ordinary wandering spirit with contempt, making Qin Chao felt repugnant.
“Well, I found it.” Judge Lu deftly pressed the keyboard a few times, and then said.
“Baby is formerly known as Li Xiaoai. Half a month ago, she died in a car accident.”
“Since you found it, it means she can return to the world of the living, right?” Qin Chao held the little Loli called Li Xiaoai, eyes shone with excitement.
“Honored Sir….I’m afraid you will be disappointed….” Judge Lu sighed, and shook his head, “Half a month, Li Xiaoai’s body has long been cremated. Without the body, even if I am a Big Luo Golden Immortal, I still can’t resurrect a human.”
“Is there no other way….” Qin Chao was like being struck by lightning, stunned for half a day. The little Loli in his bosom also seemed to understand, burst into tears.
“Huhuhu, I want my mom….Huhuhu, I want to eat mom’s braised beef….Dad also promised to take me to the Amus.e.m.e.nt Park….Huhuhu, I haven’t been there….”
The little Loli sobbed, snot came out of her nose. Qin Chao was particularly sad listening to her sob and nearly cry himself.
“Ai, why human emotions are always so rich….” Judge Lu also twitched his big nose, the jet-black flame almost being sucked back by him.
“Although I can’t return her to the land of the living, with Li’s help, you can still take the little girl back to see her mother….”
“Really?” Hearing this, Qin Chao’s eyes immediately shone bright, “Judge Lu, sir, I suddenly think you’re cute.”
“Ahem, this officer is just giving Honored sir the face.” Judge Lu awkwardly coughed twice, but his red-faced eyes rolled and suddenly said, “However, there’s a condition. I hope Honored sir can do me a favor.”
“Judge Lu, sir, please say.” Qin Chao was now in a good mood because the two matters have been cleared.
“To trouble Honored sir, when sir return to the human world, please add Q coin to my QQ account….My QQ number is x.x.xXX….”
Qin Chao suddenly had a burst of a headache….What made him most depressed was, Judge Lu QQ number turned out to be a five-digit number (rare digit).
It seemed before being reincarnated, one of these wandering spirits has been cheated by Judge Lu into giving up their QQ number.
“No problem, this is just little thing….” Qin Chao reluctantly waved his hand, “Since this matter has been cleared, then we will take our leave, Judge Lu, sir.”
“Good, Honored sir, please. Later on, remember to visit here to play!” Judge Lu’s sentence nearly made Qin Chao tumble down, thinking, ‘My G.o.d, you think this is a tourist attraction, what are you going to play!”
“Yes, don’t forget to top up my Q coin for me!” This time, it was Li’s turn to stumble.
“Ahem, Judge Lu is actually quite nice, merely tend to get angry.” Li climbed up and said with some embarra.s.sment.
“It’s ok….” Qin Chao picked up the little Loli, “The Baby come with us, okay. Together we’re going to the legendary Blissful City.”
Qin Chao said, suddenly turned around and asked the nearby s.h.i.+vering a bit Li.
“Dead face, can you tell me what is it with this Blissful City that makes you so afraid.”
“Honestly, I really don’t want to mention that horrible place….” Li’s voice was mixed with a deep sense of fear, even if he loves to cover his voice with cold, he still can’t cover this came from the depth of the soul kind of fear.
“In fact, Blissful City is not that terrible, but it was being occupied all year round by the Ghost King (Previously King of Ghost)….”
“Ghost King?” Qin Chao remembered that he had subdued a Ghost King before, “This thing is not that powerful, why are you so scared?”
“Ahem….Ghost King also have levels….”
Li mirthlessly smiled twice, “Moreover, there’s also this Luocha Ghost King….Even Judge Lu is powerless against him.”
“Yo, is there such a thing?” Qin Chao frowned, “If that’s the case, I’m afraid it will be more troublesome.”
“Brother, Baby will accompany you.” Li Xiaoai hugged Qin Chao and said in a childish voice, “Otherwise, Baby will be afraid.”
“Rest a.s.sured, brother will protect you.” Qin Chao’s somewhat palpitating heart, suddenly calmed down, thinking, ‘Even if there’s Luocha Ghost King, so what? Whoever wants to harm the people that I care about, will pay with their lives!’