Chapter 644 - Small Games
"Qin Chao! I"m hungry! Have you finished it! "
Su Ji sat on the leather sofa as he watched the LCD TV on the wall. At the same time, he swung his legs and shouted at Qin Chao.
At this moment, she was wearing a set of house clothes. The top half of her body was a cute Pooh Bear nightgown, with a very low collar. She was lying on the sofa, her soft b.r.e.a.s.t.s faintly discernible. Beneath it was a pair of baggy pajamas that reached only to the base of her thighs. Long beautiful legs, like a masterpiece of G.o.d. She was originally a beauty, and now that she was so fair, if other men saw her, their eyeb.a.l.l.s would definitely fall out of their sockets.
That white little fox was lying on her beautiful legs, eating the chips that Su Ji had fed it from time to time.
This man and this fox had watched a lot of TV for half a day, with the remote control placed beside their feet, letting Su Ji use his delicate toes to change countless of stations.
It"s been so long! Qin Chao that d.a.m.n, why is he not done cooking yet!
"Soon, soon!" Qin Chao was in a mess in the kitchen, "Big sister, it"s only been 20 minutes, how can you cook so fast!"
"Humph!" The food must be delicious, fast and timely! " Su Ji shook her little fist. If you can"t even do this, how will you be my personal chef? "
"It"s easy for you to say it, but why don"t you do it yourself!" Qin Chao was speechless.
"Hmph, I am testing you!" Su Ji said righteously, "Moreover, with your few dishes, I can cook them even with my eyes closed!"
"Yes yes yes, I know, you can do it with your eyes closed!"
Last time when he was sleepwalking, didn"t he already make persimmon fried eggs?!
"Hurry up! Lili is hungry! "
"d.a.m.n, isn"t he eating French fries all the time?" Qin Chao retorted.
"Those are snacks, they don"t care about being full at all!" Su Ji protested on behalf of the little fox. As she spoke, she stroked the little fox"s fluffy white tail, "Isn"t that so, Lili?"
Chirp chirp! The little fox seemed to agree as it meowed twice.
"Did you hear that!? Lili is also on my side! "
"Well, you"re on the same side." Qin Chao was helpless. He was thinking, amongst all the netherworld creatures that he could summon, was there anyone that could help him cook?
F * ck, there doesn"t seem to be anyone who can help with the cooking, but there are piles of them that can help with the food.
After around 20 minutes, Qin Chao finished cooking three dishes and a soup, and carried them to the table.
"Start the meal!"
He was wearing an ap.r.o.n and was wiping his sweat as he spoke. F * ck, cooking a meal is even more tiring than fighting.
"Hee hee, what delicious food are you cooking!"
Su Ji immediately hugged the little fox and skipped to the side of the table.
"Egg Fried Persimmon, c.o.ke Chicken Wings, Sweet "n" Sour Acetate Ribs." "The soup is seaweed egg-flower soup."
Qin Chao pointed to his own dish proudly, "How about it, it"s at the level of a Master. "Look, it"s delicious!"
"It"s not too bad, just around the same level as the small restaurant beside Guangyuan." Su Ji giggled, "I"ll go wash my hands first, you carry the dishes for Lili!"
Then, like a dancer, she slipped into the bathroom.
"d.a.m.n, so this is the standard of a small restaurant."
Qin Chao was displeased, he picked up the little fox"s bowl and ate some dishes inside. The little fox was picky with his food. Apart from KFC, the chicken was his favorite food. Therefore, Qin Chao only gave it some Cola chicken wings.
"Motherf * cker, are you a fox after all? You won"t even eat pork."
The little fox wouldn"t even smell the sweet and sour pork.
"As for foxes, what do they like to eat if they don"t like chickens? Don"t you like eating chickens! "
Su Ji just happened to have washed his hands, and walked out, and smiled at Qin Chao.
"I"m not a fox."
"Of course you"re not a fox! You"re not so cute, you"re a weasel! "
"I... "Swish..."
Qin Chao was speechless.
"I am a weasel, then what are you? Weasel Mother? "
"f.u.c.k you, you"re the weasel"s mother!"
Su Ji was only good for this point, he never rolled his eyes, and only gave Qin Chao a punch.
She sat down and picked up her chopsticks.
"Hehe, I"ll just barely have a taste of your cooking!"
After saying that, he began to sweep through the delicacies on the table like a whirlwind.
It was as if he had already known that Su Ji had this characteristic when he was eating, but Qin Chao didn"t fight with her over it. He only sat at the side, quietly watching Su Ji finish his meal before he began to eat.
"Seriously, why do you keep watching me eat every time? Are you going to eat too?"
Su Ji spat out a piece of chicken bone and stared at Qin Chao.
"I can"t beat you, you"re the weasel"s mother."
Qin Chao laughed.
"f.u.c.k you!" "If you, weasel, don"t eat it, I"ll eat all the chicken wings!"
"Eat, I"ll make more if it"s not enough."
Qin Chao giggled, he still did not understand the chopsticks.
"Hmph, why do I have to make you look like a cook and a daughter-in-law!"
Su Ji stood up, bent down, extended her small hand, and gently hooked her chin.
"Girl, the food is pretty good." "Go, bring me your uncle"s Cuban cigars."
Su Ji was originally trying to tease Qin Chao, but he didn"t expect that after Qin Chao heard her words, not only did he not become depressed, he had become dumbstruck instead.
"Hey, what happened to you? Did your nascent soul leave your body?"
"Gudong …"
Qin Chao did not answer, he only swallowed his saliva.
Su Ji looked down, and when he saw Qin Chao"s staring eyes, his face immediately turned completely red.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Pah!"
The little fox, who was nibbling on a chicken wing, blankly raised its head and looked at the man and woman at the table.
The boy covered his flushed face with a wronged expression.
"You, why did you hit me!"
"Who told you to look at my b.r.e.a.s.t.s!"
Su Ji clutched his chest, staring fiercely at Qin Chao.
"d.a.m.n, I didn"t do it on purpose. You obviously ran off on your own!"
"Is that so?"
Su Ji stood up again, and moved closer to Qin Chao. The hand covering his chest, was slightly lowered, revealing a little of his perfectly round snow-white skin. "Does it look good?"
Qin Chao was about to drool, "Alright, look good …"
"Pah!"
Five finger marks had also appeared on the right side of Qin Chao"s face. He was about to go crazy.
"d.a.m.n, you did it on purpose!"
"How could that be? She beat mosquitoes for you."
Su Ji giggled, he sat back down and started to sweep through her dinner.
"d.a.m.n, you"re just lying to me!" It"s winter, where did the mosquitoes come from? " Qin Chao was about to go berserk, "Also, can you be a little more ladylike when you eat, like a hungry ghost?"
"I only eat like this because I like the food you cook..."
Su Ji put down her chicken wings and spasmed a little, looking as if he was about to cry, "No, I didn"t think that you would actually scold me like that … My elder sister is right, you are indeed not a good person … You"re not married yet, but you"re already beginning to hate me … What should he do after this... "I"m not marrying, I"m not marrying anymore!"
"Don"t, don"t!"
Qin Chao was shocked, he immediately stood up and walked over, to console his little girlfriend, "Don"t not marry, I"m not fierce towards you, I just wanted to make you a little ladylike …"
"Then you just hate me …" "If I don"t marry, then I won"t marry anymore …"
Su Ji twisted his body, preventing Qin Chao from touching her shoulder.
"Can"t I be more wrong? I won"t be fierce to you in the future!" "Don"t be angry, be good …"
"Hehe, then you can make me another plate of chicken wings …"
Seeing Qin Chao"s depressed face, Su Ji suddenly smiled and said.
"I …" Qin Chao forcefully swallowed the anger back into his stomach. Emotions, this Su Ji, was playing with him ….
"Mother of the weasels!" "No matter how much you eat, I won"t cook for you!"
"Sigh, looks like you still dislike me …" "I"m not marrying anymore …"
"Give me fifteen minutes. "The chicken wings need to be transformed..."
Su Ji watched as Qin Chao walked towards the kitchen with a proud smile on his face, "This time I want to eat honey! Occasionally, he would also have to change his taste! Isn"t that right, Lili? "
Chirp chirp!
"d.a.m.n, you guys know how to bully me!" I won"t cook tomorrow night, I"m on strike! "
"Hubby, I want to eat stew tomorrow!"
"Ah, there isn"t enough pork left. I"ll go buy some after work tomorrow …"
"Yay!"
Su Ji waved his triumphant fist at the little fox who was eating chicken wings.
After the two of them finished their meal, Qin Chao went to wash the dishes and walked out of the kitchen with his wet hands.
At this time, Su Ji was on the sofa playing with the little fox with the chips.
She sat there, beautiful. Qin Chao finally knew what it meant to have a beautiful woman to eat.
"Heh heh, Su Ji, how about you don"t go back tonight. Look, it"s already late, it"s not safe to go back. "
"How can that be? Elder sister should be worried." The fries in Su Ji"s hands were finally s.n.a.t.c.hed away by the little fox. Besides, I"m not going home alone, why don"t you give me a ride … "
"Ahem, the tire on the car was damaged. I plan to go repair it tomorrow."
"Who are you fooling? Your car is a magical equipment, you can ride it even on a mountain of blades!" Su Ji punched Qin Chao, "Moreover, even if 28 years is broken, I think you still have a Yamaha."
"No, no oil."
"Then take a taxi! In short, I have to go home! " Su Ji glared at Qin Chao, "Hmph, don"t think that I don"t know what you"re thinking! I"m telling you, don"t even think about it! "
Qin Chao was helpless. In his battle with Su Ji, he had never held the upper hand.
"Alright, Dark Queen, I"ll listen to you."
"f.u.c.k you!" I am not the Dark Queen! Look at me, how white! "
Su Ji flaunted her fair skin to Qin Chao. Seeing Qin Chao"s depressed look, she suddenly laughed, turning her eyes to him as she said, "How about, we play a game?"
"Game? What game? "
Qin Chao blinked his eyes, a little curious.
"Yeah, it"s a fun game."
"Wha, wha, what?" Qin Chao immediately stuttered, "Do you think, h, h?"
"Yeah, you don"t understand English letters? No way. No matter what, he"s still a university student. "
"What? Which one?"
"Of course it"s the H that you boys think it is!" Su Ji punched Qin Chao. What the heck are you pretending for! "If you don"t want to play then pull!"
"Hehe, don"t. Let"s play then." How do you play, you say, you want a whip candle? I"ll go downstairs and buy it. "
"Buy me two grenades!" I will stuff it into your mouth! " Su Ji gnashed his teeth in anger, "Can your brain be a little more pure?! If you continue to be so evil, then I won"t play anymore! "
"Alright, alright. I"ll be serious, I"ll be serious."
Qin Chao sat cross legged on the sofa, rubbed his face, letting his expression become more serious.
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