Chapter 117: Iron Uncle
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Another failed judgment, increasing his next decision by +20%.
Meng Fan was not surprised by this.
It was best to pretend his initial success rate was 0.
During this award ceremony, Meng Fan was much calmer. After receiving the medal and taking a photo, the photographer responsible for Meng Fan was beyond grateful.
The top student was afraid of the iron hero revealing another iron laughter… That laugh was too hardcore.
“Bada.s.s!”
He received his reward and headed back to the animation department’s spot on the stands, welcoming another wave of baptisms from his cla.s.smates.
A cute girl in lolita clothing approached Meng Fan from a group of girls, holding a bouquet of flowers and stepped in front of him. The cute girl was about 155 centimeters tall, so she raised the flowers upward as she lifted her head. Her wide eyes met Meng Fans as she batted her eyelashes. Her voice was also fitting to a lolita. “Congratulations iron uncle for winning the champions.h.i.+p for our animation department!”
Iron uncle?
Hearing such a unique nickname, Meng Fan was stunned. Alright, it wasn’t all that surprising for a lolita to say this to him. He accepted the flowers and thanked her.
As a child, Meng Fan had received flowers before as well, but as he grew up, the flowers stopped coming. He never even received any ‘flour’.
After winning the champions.h.i.+p, it was not surprising to be showered in praise, but it was a little surprising for a lolita to give him flowers. This felt almost too good!
At this time, the cute girl took out her phone and opened her WeChat QR code, handing it to Meng Fan. “100 HXB per bouquet, please scan to pay, thanks!”
What?
Meng Fan felt as if he’d been struck by lightning. This fall from heaven to h.e.l.l was too fast!
“I’m just joking with you, uncle, your expression is so cute!” The cute girl stuck her tongue out at Meng Fan. “I just want to add you on WeChat.”
Meng Fan’s face twitched. “Fine, call me uncle, but do you have to go this far?”
“Wechat?” Meng Fan abruptly shook his head. “I only have one WeChat, if I give it to you, what will I use?!”
All the onlooking students were stunned for a moment, before erupting in laughter.
They had been intensely focused on the lolita toying with Meng Fan, but they didn’t expect there to be an encore.
“Is the iron hero this straight forward?”
“This response is too straightforward!”
“Hahahaha I’ve lived for a long time but I finally see the ancient pun used in real life!”
“Meng Fan are you taking revenge on purpose? You’re going to be forever alone!”
“Your sarcasm can kill people!”
“But we are so happy!”
These people also loved a good crowd, especially the junior girl who had pushed the first cute girl towards him, stirring up even more commotion as the group heated up. One of them straight up shouted, “Iron hero, Jing Jing likes you!”
Another girl whose relations.h.i.+p with lolita Qu Jing Jing was unclear also chortled. “Iron hero, I like you too!”
If she was a friend, she’d done it to loosen the tension. If she was an enemy, then it was purely to screw with her.
After they spoke, the onlookers on the stand began to liven up.
“Senior, I like you too!”
“Fan oppa, I like you so much!”
“Meng fatty, you’re mine!”
It wasn’t just girls; the voices of many guys pinching their noses were also added to the mix.
They were all starting a commotion!
“Iron hero, I want to birth columns with you!”
With this domineering statement, everyone was startled. Why was this voice scarier than Zhang Fei’s scream?
Looking towards the source of the voice, more than half of the onlookers were stupefied.
Way too beautiful!
This was… The animation department’s most bada.s.s grad student, an experienced crossdresser, Ah Ning senior!
During the opening ceremony, the whole school recognized the prowess of cross-dressing. If Ah Ning senior did not speak, n.o.body would have known he was a man. His beauty could rival 98% of the female in the school, fulfilling all the attributes of possessing long legs, fair skin, and a beautiful face.
Ah Ning Senpai was once interviewed on the streets for a program dedicated to interviewing street beauties. The host had trotted over to him once seeing his facial features, eyes glistening like stars, eager to interview him. But once Ah Ning senior opened his mouth, the stars were scared out of the interviewer’s eyes. He almost fainted!
Ah Ning senior had the deepest natural death metal growl!
Can you imagine a cross-dressing man singing death metal?!
Yup. The other half who did not become stupefied had already experienced this before.
Meng Fan’s year particularly, who had hauntingly remembered the homecoming show. Ah Ning, glamorously dressed in women’s clothes and makeup had stepped up to perform. At first, the boys went crazy but in the end, they really went crazy.
That night, the freshmen really understood what exhilarating meant. It was also the first time they experienced ‘performance art’.
Of course, some people also began to question their s.e.xual orientation.
Ah Ning senior’s domineering tone ended the commotion.
“Uncle, I didn’t know you were this sarcastic, but the pun is a bit too old.”
However, the cute lolita did not shy away because of the commotion. Although her cheeks were still red, she was determined. You had to give and take, and her phone was still in the air.
After throwing out the ancient pun, only for jokes, of course, Meng Fan did not expect to invite so much commotion. He also didn’t expect the G.o.dlike Ah Ning senior to appear and blow everything out of proportion.
Although Meng Fan didn’t know if the cute girl really wanted his WeChat or just wanted to tease him, he still daringly took her phone over and added her as a friend. With so many people watching, it was important to display chivalry. Yes, he would be a gentleman!
After the cute girl added him, she flashed a look at Meng Fan and turned to leave, back to the hive of girls. Naturally, another wave of heckling appeared as the girls chatted away, looking over at Meng Fan from time to time.
Meng Fan was almost too embarra.s.sed when Qin Jiao timely arrived, waving him over. He hurried towards her.
As he left, the conversation on this side began once again.
“Did you guys notice Meng Fan’s changed a lot lately!”
“Not just changed, he literally shed his skin!”
“You guys don’t know, all our dormitories have been talking about Meng Fan recently, and from what I hear, several girls are interested in him.”
“That’s normal! Meng Fan has a great personality, and people only disliked him because there was a life-threatening issue at hand! But now that he is running, he’s become stronger and more flexible, even if he is still fat. Do you guys remember where the name iron hero came from? Premium boyfriend material, he can give you a MAXIMUM sense of safety!”
“Hehe, he can’t just be losing weight from sports right? At least half of the interest must come from people seeing his stream and finding out he’s a tacky rich mogul who can casually squander tens of thousands of dollars!”
“Shallow! You underestimate women! More than half of them must be interested in him because of his hand speed!”
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“Did you hear that?”
w.a.n.g Ya Nan whispered to Jiao Yan Ran, “More and more people are starting to notice Meng Fan’s attractive points! Are you sure?!”
Jiao Yan Ran did not speak, as she silently looked in the direction, Meng Fan had gone.
On the other side, in the second year group of the animation department, another girl also silently watched as Meng Fan left. It wasn’t just anyone, but the cute pet.i.te girl Meng Fan had nicknamed Freckles.
Once Meng Fan disappeared out of sight, Freckles enviously looked at the cute loli girl. She was so envious of her bravery!