Chapter 161: There Are Always More Solutions Than Problems
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
People had to be present!
And Meng Fan felt one person was not going to be enough.
Since a normal KTV room had at least two mics, he wouldn’t be hogging any mics if there were only two people present.
So, he estimated that they need at least two more people.
This made Meng Fan’s head swell.
If this premise didn’t exist, he could do whatever he wanted to gain the experience.
With this, it was not so arbitrary.
Besides, it was kind of strange to be sitting in a KTV room all day.
Spending money and hiring some people?
That could work!
Any problem that could be solved with money was not a problem!
Meng Fan’s mood brightened when he thought of this.
He pressed the service bell, and a waiter came in soon after.
Meng Fan asked him, “h.e.l.lo, I want to ask if you guys have a service for accompaniment? I am a real singer. If you don’t want to sing, you can just sit here and give me 666. Help me find two.”
The waiter was stunned and immediately waved his hands. “Sorry sir, we are a regular KTV. We don’t have that kind of service. If you don’t need anything else, I’m going to leave now.”
The waiter thought to himself. ‘No wonder that person came to a KTV; he was planning this all along. It sounded pretty bullsh*t too, asking for two people up front. He didn’t look like that kind of person. You really can’t judge people by their looks.’
‘666? You watch too many streams or play too many games!’
‘And a “real singer?” Who are you kidding!’
Meng Fan almost laughed out loud!
He didn’t go to a KTV often, so he had the vague impression that a KTV offered an accompaniment service. Of course, he wasn’t a clueless child either. He knew that this business had another meaning, but he didn’t think the original idea didn’t exist!
This was like going to a ma.s.sage parlor with an extended business only to find the original business didn’t exist!
How were there no people to accompany a singer!
How was it not formal? How was singing accompaniment not formal!?
Did this mean he had to go to one of those places where those services were offered to find an accompaniment for when he sang?
Meng Fan imagined it and immediately shook his head. He probably wouldn’t find a singing accompaniment if he went there either.
He would rather call his friends over!
Having said that, where could he find some serious company to watch him sing?
He was deep in thought when the waiter from before came in again. Very skeptically, he raised an eyebrow at Meng Fan and said, “Handsome, if you really want someone to accompany you sing, our KTV doesn’t have that service. But I know a professional service that specializes in this…”
He then gestured a finger heart at Meng Fan… It was a lucrative business.
Meng Fan’s head spun and smiled bitterly. “You don’t believe me, but I’m really looking for singing accompaniment.”
The waiter obviously did not believe him. “Are you afraid of the risks?”
How else could Meng Fan explain but reject his offer?
The waiter sighed, cursing Meng Fan for being psychotic and left without closing the door. ‘I took the risk of being fired to provide you with these services, yet you rejected me just like that!?’
Meng Fan took his phone out and searched, “Where can I find Accompaniment for Singing?”. Most of the results were similar to what the waiter implied. After searching for a long time, Meng Fan finally discovered some useful information. There were some APPs that offered dining accompaniment, chatting, gaming, movies, and KTV services. He came to the right place.
Following this information, Meng Fan found a few human rental apps. From them, he picked a few that seemed more reliable and proceeded to download, install, and then created an account.
Alright. There were almost too many good-looking boys and girls on this human rental app. One look and one can tell they were attractive. Meng Fan looked carefully. It was okay. They had to be attractive, and there were several that advertised for playing video games and voice chatting. The offline services, however, seemed to be feasible, at least from his evaluation this was the case.
Of course, Meng Fan had no requirements for their appearance. He even put male as well on his gender preference. That way, n.o.body would be worried about improper things.
He set a location and ordered.
It was already 11:00 now, so Meng Fan couldn’t guarantee there would be people taking jobs. After all, the offline acceptance rates of these APPs were not high, let alone temporary orders.
He waited for ten minutes and checked it. If it didn’t work, he could just try again tomorrow.
Meng Fan waited. He opened his Wechat and responded to a few messages; he then browsed his Wechat moments. Coincidentally, he browsed into a useful message.
“My mood is not good. Does somebody want to buy me a drink? If there’s no one, then I’ll ask around.”
This message was from Da Fei.
Meng Fan saw this and immediately gave Da Fei a call. The call went through. “Did you find someone? If not, then let’s sing. There are lots of drinks here… Did you find someone? Come, let’s sing! I’ll send the address on Wechat.”
Meng Fan hung up and sent the address to Da Fei then he stood up to close the door. The singing resonating from the next room was too shrill. From the voice, he could tell it was an uncle type. While bellowing the song “Burn my Calories”, he was almost too pa.s.sionate.
Hey!
Meng Fan closed the door halfway, and then he thought of a solution. A method that didn’t require asking someone to accompany him to gain experience for [Mic Hog].
Meng Fan took out the black magic microphone and then opened the virtual interface. He quickly found some nearby devices to connect to and hooked up to the equipment next door.
Connection… successful.
Then he started to sing!
His voice wasn’t loud, and he only sang a few songs, and the uncle in the other room did not even notice another voice had joined him.
He finished one song… Of course, because Meng Fan joined halfway, this song couldn’t give him any experience.
The uncles’ room immediately began the second song… It was still the calorie song, but two different people sang it. He couldn’t help but admit that this song was very welcomed among middle-aged and elderly people!
When Meng Fan finished singing, his experience increased.
“Zhang bro, is our singing getting better? Hahahahaha, drink up!”
Meng Fan heard the uncle say that through the mic. He didn’t realize he had felt good because Meng Fan sang along to the song.
Meng Fan heard this and couldn’t help but laugh. Was this a singing fight?
They then cut the song once again back to this “calories” song… Were they this fond of it?
Thinking about it, Meng Fan closed the door to his room. He put on his hat and started to sing louder than before. Even through the door, Meng Fan could vaguely hear his own voice.
Then he sent the live aid out to see the uncles’ reactions.
“Hey, your voice is pretty nice!”
“Huh? Drink drink…”
After seeing them, he could confirm that his voice was also affected by the hat. His presence was at max level, so these uncles could hear him, but they forgot about it immediately and continued doing what they were supposed to.
Meng Fan realized that this method was really feasible. It was just that this method had no other way of going about it.
He lowered his voice and took off his hat. After finis.h.i.+ng this song and gaining experience, the microphone suddenly disconnected.