Chapter 162: Two Side Effects, One Condition
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Da Fei ended up bringing Pao as well. They were about to eat skewers, but they rode a cab and went to Meng Fan instead.
They drove out for three minutes before Da Fei paused and asked, “Pao, weren’t we going to eat skewers?”
Pao scratched his head. “Weren’t we supposed to go singing?”
“I think someone asked me to come and sing…”
Da Fei paused for a long time before remembering Meng Fan. When he did, he let out a sigh. Then he began to doubt himself. Could it be that he overworked himself recently?
Soon, Da Fei and Pao arrived outside Meng Fan’s room.
“You’re by yourself?”
Da Fei and Pao were both surprised.
Meng Fan nodded and said very matter-of-factly, “That’s why I called you guys.”
Pao was even more straightforward. “How can you be more pitiful than Fei!?”
He thought about it. He decided against it. “Hey, where’s your maid army?”
Meng Fan said heftily, “What would it look like when a man like me goes singing with a group of girls!?”
Pao paused for a long time. “Is it okay to say this kind of thing so boastfully?”
Da Fei looked like he understood. He tugged on Pao and said, “My budday must have been dumped! Remember that super pretty girl from last time? Can’t you tell budday liked that girl? She probably rejected his confession… Men, they always have a way to lick their wounds.”
Pao agreed with Da Fei’s speculations. “Makes sense. After all, you understand what it feels like to be dumped.”
Da Fei suddenly went solemn. Why did he have to prod the parts that hurt? He sat down and began to drink.
“I just want to sing. What do you mean I’m heartbroken!?”
Meng Fan felt depressed listening to the two guys talk. From Pao’s words, it seemed as Da Fei had just been dumped. He couldn’t help but look towards Da Fei.
“It’s okay. Fei bro is in a state of heartbreak all year round.” Pao waved his hands, gesturing Meng Fan to leave it, and then he took out his phone. “Iron bro, how about I call some more people? One of you is heartbroken, the other says he’s not, this group is too sullen!”
Meng Fan naturally did not object to this. As for him being heartbroken… Let it be misunderstood. What was important was to select songs on the side.
About ten minutes later, a group of girls sneaked in. Yes, a group of girls. They looked attractive as well, and Meng Fan counted six of them.
The girls all had blossoming smiles and said hi to Pao. They then nodded at Meng Fan and Da Fei, immediately warming up the crowd.
What was going on?
Meng Fan looked at Da Fei suspiciously. “Did Pao find these people?”
Although all of these girls seemed to be very easygoing and friendly, they definitely were not hired.
Based on Meng Fan’s understanding of Pao and the pink hat guy, from a physical attraction perspective, Da Fei and the pink hat guy would crush Pao. Based on IQ and character, Da Fei and the pink hat guy also seemed to be more attractive to girls.
How the f*ck did Da Fei end up being the one in permanent heartbreak while Pao was surrounded by girls?
Meng Fan seemed to be going mad and lost his cognitive sense of direction because of what was happening.
Da Fei looked at Pao with a hint of envy then let out a long sigh. “Who knows! Maybe this is just life! Others are straightforward and girls immediately turn their faces, but Pao is straightforward, yet these girls think he is cute and manly!”
Meng Fan thought about it and asked, “Is it related to Pao’s origins? A talented small pao?”
Da Fei smiled. Yeah right, Pao was still an unopened product! Several girls sent him invitations to do stuff, but they were all rejected by his righteous words. Maybe, just maybe, this was why girls were attracted to him. Either way, it was a mystery! As for Pao bro’s nickname, it was given to him because every time he smoked a cigarette, he would stick the lighter in his mouth and threw away the cigarette.
“I’ve neglected you!”
Meng Fan took a shot with Pao and continued to sing.
To be honest, Meng Fan didn’t think Pao could get six pretty ladies over. This was really… dragging his own task progress.
Although the task was at hand, Meng Fan couldn’t just occupy the microphone for the entire day. The pretty girls wanted to sing too, so Meng Fan couldn’t shamelessly continue his own concert. After all, the black magic microphone brought +1 singing skill and +1 voice appeal, which meant that his singing wasn’t that bad. But on several occasions, the girls would want to sing by themselves, and Meng Fan couldn’t hog the mic and not give it to them. Maybe he could take out a third microphone and join the crowd.
Of course, even if Meng Fan had the energy chews, he could continue drinking it to repair his throat. But he couldn’t sing without taking a break.
It was just that the six girls didn’t just want to drink and play games; they were mic hogs too!
“Budday.”
Soon after the group of young ladies came in, Da Fei’s mood completely turned from cloudy to sunny. He shuttled between them like a bee, and when he got tired, he landed near Meng Fan upon seeing him hand his mic to another girl.
He opened a bottle of wine for him and said, “I finally understand why you’re heartbroken and single! There’s so many pretty girls, yet you have your eyes set on the microphone. Are you dumb? Stop singing and come party with us! No matter how good your singing is and you attract some girls, shouldn’t you give them a chance to understand you? Drink and chat, stop singing! Do you intend to express your feelings through your singing?”
He then sighed. “Hey, we are two symptoms of the same condition. We’re both single dogs. I am too active, and you are too pa.s.sive! Oh, sometimes I really don’t understand girls. Do they like it when guys are pa.s.sive or not?”
Meng Fan was too lazy to justify himself to Da Fei, but he did consider the last question very carefully. “Electric?” No, that’s not right. “Automated?”
Da Fei paused for a long time. “Your thoughts are so profound. Why don’t you have a girlfriend? Reflect on yourself!”
After finis.h.i.+ng, he buzzed off like a busy bee once again.
He shuffled back and forth for a while and looked for a long time. Da Fei was stunned again. He realized the prettiest girl had been sitting next to Meng Fan, with no intent on moving.
The two were singing duets one after another, toasting from time to time. He was one hundred percent sure this girl was interested in Meng Fan!
Could singing really convey emotions and bring a man some girls too?
He tapped his head and thought about it carefully. ‘How could this budday have such a charm; he has the maid army too!’
‘Maybe he wasn’t heartbroken after all and just wanted to sing?’
‘Therefore, he wasn’t single because he had been leftover, but he wants to stay in the single society?’
‘This is bullying!’