"That"s the difference between a chauffeur and a Chauffeulier," I whispered to Maida.
"It"s really very good of you to work so hard," said Mamma, condescending to the blue blouse.
"I never enjoyed anything more in my life," replied its wearer, with a quick glance towards Maida, which I intercepted. "The one drop of poison in my cup is the thought of your discomfort," he went on, to us all.
"You must make them give you warming-pans anyhow, and be sure that the beds are dry."
"I should think they"re more like swamps than beds," said Mamma. "We shall sit up rather than run any risk."
"Besides," I began, "there might be--"
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Two or three men were moving about the place_]
"_Hush_, Beechy!" she indignantly cut me short.
"I was only going to say there might be--"
"You mustn"t say it."
"Sofa birds."
"You naughty, dreadful child. I am astonished."
"Don"t prig or vipe, Mamma. Sir Ralph, don"t you think those are nice abbreviations? I made them up myself. "Prig", be priggish." Vipe", be viperish. Mamma"s not at all nice when she"s either."
"I think you"re all wonderfully good-natured," remarked Mr. Barrymore hastily. "You are the right sort of people for a motoring trip, and no other sort ought to undertake one. Only men and women of fairly venturesome dispositions, who revel in the unexpected, and love adventure, who can find fun in hardships, and keep happy in the midst of disappointments, should set out on such an expedition as this."
"In fact, _young_ people like ourselves," added Mamma, beaming again.
"Yes, young in heart, if not in body. I hope to be still motoring when I"m eighty; but I shall feel a boy."
We left him hammering, and looking radiantly happy, which was more than we were as we wandered back to the arcaded town and our hotel; but we felt obliged to live up to the reputation Mr. Barrymore had just given us.
Somehow, the Ten of Clubs and his a.s.sistant cards (there were no chambermaids) had contrived to make a fire that didn"t smoke, and the bed linen looked clean, though coa.r.s.e. Dinner--which we ate with our feet on boards under the table, to keep them off the cold stone floor--was astonishingly good, and we quite enjoyed grating cheese into our soup on a funny little grater with which each one of us was supplied. We had a delicious red wine with a little sparkle in it, called Nebiolo, which Sir Ralph ordered because he thought we would like it; and when we had finished dining, Mamma felt so much encouraged that she spoke quite cheerfully of the coming night.
We went to our room early, as we were to start at eight next day, and try to get on to Pavia and Milan. We had said nothing to the Prince about the water-wheel, as it was not our affair to get Joseph into trouble with his master; and I"m afraid that all of us except Mamma derived a sinful amus.e.m.e.nt from the thought of His Highness"s surprise in the morning, at Alessandria or elsewhere. Even Maida"s eyes twinkled naughtily as he bade us "_au revoir_, till our start," kissing Mamma"s hand, and saying nothing of his night plans.
"I wonder, if we _could_ go to bed, after all?" soliloquized Mamma, looking wistfully at the hard pillows and the red-cased down coverlets, when we were in our room. "What was that Mr. Terrymore said about warming-pans? I should have thought they were obsolete, except to hang up on parlour walls."
"I should think nothing that was in use six hundred years ago, was obsolete in an Italian town like this," said I. "Anyhow, I"ll ring and see."
I did ring, but n.o.body answered, of course, and I had to yell over the top of the stairs for five minutes, when the Ten of Clubs appeared, looking much injured, having evidently believed that he was rid of us for the night.
He almost wept in his earnest endeavours to a.s.sure us that the bedding was as dry and warm as the down on a swan"s breast; but when Maida insisted on warming-pans, he admitted that they existed in the house.
We were sleepy, but having ordered warming-pans which might stalk in at any moment, we could not well begin to undress until they had been produced and manipulated. We waited an hour, until we were nodding in our chairs, and all started from a troubled doze at the sound of loud knocking at the door.
In the pa.s.sage outside stood four sad-faced young men of the card tribe, bearing two large and extraordinary implements. One looked like a couple of kitchen chairs lashed together foot to foot, to make a cage, or frame, the s.p.a.ce between being lined with sheets of metal. The other was a great copper dish with big enough holes p.r.i.c.ked in the cover to show the red glow from a quant.i.ty of acrid smelling wood-ashes.
All four came into the room, solemn and silent, while we watched them, struck dumb with amazement.
They set down the things on the floor, turned open the larger bed of the two, which Mamma and I were to share, put in the huge frame, shoved the copper bowl inside it, as a cook would shove a dish into the oven, and replaced the covering. Then they stood and gravely waited for ten or fifteen minutes, till they thought that the dampness had been cooked out. We stood by also, momentarily expecting to see the bed break into flames; but nothing happened, except rather a nice, hot smell. At last, with one accord they flew at the blankets, turned them down, took out dish and frame, and repeated the same process with Maida"s narrow bunk.
It took us nearly an hour afterwards to get ready for bed, but when we crept in at last it was like cuddling down in a hot bird"s-nest, odorous of cooked moss.
In the daytime we hadn"t noticed that the hotel was particularly noisy, though it apparently had most other vices; but ten o"clock seemed the hour when all the activities of the house and town began.
Church bells boomed; electric bells rang; myriads of heavy carts rolled through the stone-paved square; people sang, whistled, laughed, gossipped, quarrelled, and even danced in the street under our windows, while those in the hotel had apparently been advised by their physicians to run up and down stairs for hours without stopping, for the good of their livers.
It was a busy night for everybody, and my one consolation was in planning the dreadful tortures I would inflict on the whole population of Cuneo if I were King of Italy. I thought of some very original things, but the worst of it was, when I did finally fall asleep I dreamed that they were being tried on me.
XIII
A CHAPTER OF WILD BEASTS
"The dear thing! How nice to see it again! I could kiss it," I heard Maida saying. Something was snorting dreadfully, too. I"m not sure which waked me. But I sleepily asked Maida what it was she could kiss.
"Why, the automobile, of course," she replied. "Now, Beechy, _don"t_ drop off again. It"s down there in the courtyard. Can"t you hear it calling? This is the third time I"ve tried to wake you up."
"Oh, I thought it was the Ten of Clubs roaring, while I dipped him repeatedly into boiling cod-liver oil," I murmured; but I jumped out of bed and dressed myself as if the house were on fire.
Mamma said that she had been up since six; and I knew why; she hadn"t liked to make herself beautiful under the eyes of Maida, so exquisitely adorned by Nature. But she was fresh and gay as a cricket.
In the _salle a manger_ were Sir Ralph and Mr. Barrymore, who had brought the motor from the machine shop. He looked as well tubbed and groomed as if he had had two hours for his toilet, instead of twenty minutes; and we laughed a great deal as we told our night adventures, feeling as if we"d been friends for months, if not years. It was much nicer without the Prince, I thought, though Mamma kept glancing at the door, and showed her disappointment on learning that he had stolen off to sleep at Alessandria. Joseph, it seemed, had telegraphed him this morning about the water-wheel, and the news that his automobile couldn"t be ready till twelve or one o"clock.
As we thankfully turned our backs on Cuneo we realized why it had been given a name signifying "wedge," because of the two river torrents, the Stura and Gesso, that whittle the town to a point, one on either side.
For a while we ran smoothly along a road on a high embankment, which reminded Sir Ralph and the Chauffeulier of the Loire; less beautiful though, they thought, despite the great wedding-ring of white mountains that girdled the country round.
By and by the mountains dwindled to hills, purple and blue in the distance, misty spring-green in the foreground; in place of the dandelions of yesterday we had a carpet of b.u.t.tercups woven in gold on either side of the road. There was always the river, too; and, as Maida said, water brightens a landscape as a diamond brightens a ring.
The air was as warm now as on the Riviera but there was a tingle of youth and spring in it, while at Cap Martin it was already heavy with the perfume of summer flowers. And we had not to be sorry for poor people to-day, for there were no poverty-stricken villages. The country was rich, every inch cultivated, and there were comfortable farms with tall, important-looking gateways. But, then, Mr. Barrymore told us that it was no safer to judge an Italian farm by its gateway than an Italian village shop by the contents of its windows.
After a while, just as we might have begun to tire of the far-reaching plain, it broke into billows, each earthy wave crested by a ruined chateau, or a still thriving mediaeval town. Bra was the finest, with a grand old red-brown castle towering high on a hill, and throwing a cool shadow all across the hot, white road below.
"We must stop in Asti, if it"s but for ten minutes," said Sir Ralph.
"Why?" asked Maida, over her shoulder (she was sitting in the front seat again, where Mr. Barrymore had contrived to put her). "Do you mean on account of Vittorio Alfieri?"
"Who is he?" inquired Mamma; and I was wondering, too; but I hate to show that I don"t know things Maida knows.
"Oh, he was a charming poet, born in Asti in the middle of the eighteenth century," said Maida. "I"ve read a lot about him, at--at home. He had one of the prettiest love stories in history. It is like an Anthony Hope romance. I thought, perhaps, Sir Ralph wanted us to see the house where he lived."
"I"m ashamed to say it was the Asti Spumante I was thinking of,"
confessed Sir Ralph. "It"s a wine for children, but it might amuse you all to taste it on its native heath; and you could drink the health of Vittorio Alfieri--in a better world."