Mamma was delighted at the prospect of receiving a call from a real, live Duke and d.u.c.h.ess, so she shed rays of grat.i.tude upon the Prince, and trotted out both her dimples.
"Come, Beechy," she said. "We"ll go now, as Maida doesn"t mind."
"I haven"t finished my nuts and raisins, and I want some of those _marrons glaces_ afterwards," said I. "I"ll stay and eat them, and chaperon Maida. I guess she needs it more than you, Mamma, though you"re both an awful responsibility for me."
That sent Mamma away with a vexed rustle of three separate layers of silk. The Prince walked after her, just far enough behind not to step on her train (he isn"t the kind of man who would ever tear a woman"s dress, though he might pull her reputation to pieces), and Maida, Mr.
Barrymore, Sir Ralph, and I were left together.
Both men had jumped up when Mamma rose, but they sat down again when she had turned her back, the Chauffeulier (presumably) to finish his dinner, Sir Ralph to keep me in countenance. But there was no more gaiety. My douche of cold water had quenched Mr. Barrymore"s Irish spirits, and Maida was depressed. I was the "spoil-sport;" but I "stuck it out," as Sir Ralph would have said, to the bitter end.
When we all streamed into the big hall there sat Mamma in a corner with the Prince, instead of having gone up-stairs to nurse her headache. What was worse, she was letting the man teach her to smoke a cigarette in imitation of some Russian ladies in another corner. They were puffing away as calmly as they breathed, because it was the same thing with them; but Mamma was far from calm. She was flirting with all her might, and feeling tremendously pretty and popular.
She didn"t see me until I had stalked up behind her. "Mamma!" I said, in a tone of freezing virtue. "Four years ago, you spanked me for that. And if Papa were here now, what would _he_ do to you?"
She started as if a mouse had sprung at her--and Mamma is dreadfully afraid of little innocent mice. Then she began to explain and apologize as if she had been thirteen, and I--well, I"ll _say_ twenty-nine.
I foresee that I am going to have trouble with Mamma.
PART III
TOLD BY THE COUNTESS
XV
A CHAPTER OF PITFALLS
A woman finds out a great many things about herself when she is automobiling. Or is it automobiling that makes new qualities grow? I"m not sure; but then I"m so different in many ways from what I used to be that I hardly know myself any more.
Beechy would tell me that it"s all owing to Madame Rose-Blanche of Chicago; but it isn"t really. She changed me on the outside; she couldn"t change my disposition--except that one is happier when one"s pretty than when one"s a "trump," as the English ladies say.
But I used to hate being out-of-doors; it seemed such a waste of time.
And when poor Mr. Kidder was alive, I often thought that if I could be free to do exactly as I liked for a month, I"d spend it lying on a sofa among a pile of cushions, with a big box of candy, and dozens of new English society novels. Yet now that I _am_ free to do as I like, not for one month, but for all the time, I go gadding around the world at twenty or thirty miles an hour (they feel like twice as many) in an automobile.
However, it"s just as if I had walked right into a novel myself, to be one of the heroines. I"ve read a good many novels with young widows for heroines; in fact, I prefer them, as it"s so pleasant to put yourself in the heroine"s place while you read, especially if you"re interested in the hero.
In my novel that I"ve stepped into, there are three heroes if I count Mr. Barrymore, and I suppose I may (though he"s only the chauffeur, as the Prince often reminds me), for Beechy says that Sir Ralph Moray tells her he comes from a very fine family.
At first I didn"t know but Sir Ralph would be the real hero, for by an odd coincidence _he_ is twenty-nine, which is my age--if it"s true, as Madame says, that a woman has a right to count herself no older than she looks. Besides, I"m very partial to the English; and though I was a little disappointed, after seeing that advertis.e.m.e.nt of his, to learn that the "t.i.tled Englishman" owning a motor-car, was no higher than a baronet, I thought he might do. But somehow, though kind and attentive, he has never shown the same warm interest that Prince Dalmar-Kalm takes in me, and then it is so romantic that I should be buying an estate with one of the t.i.tles belonging to the Prince"s family. I can"t help feeling now that the Prince, and no one but the Prince, is _meant_ for the hero of this story of which I am the heroine. After all, what t.i.tle sounds so well for a woman as "Princess"? It might be royalty, and I"m sure it would be admired in Denver.
The change in me may be partly owing to the excitement of realizing that I"m in a grander sphere than any I have ever entered before, or dared hope to enter, and that this may be but a kind of ante-chamber to something still grander. Of course I might have gone on this trip in the Prince"s automobile, if he had known in time that I had a fancy to try motoring, but perhaps it"s better as it is. I like being independent, and it"s just as well to have several men in the party, so that no one among them can think he"s going to have everything his own way.
Who, that knew me a few years--or even a few months--ago, would have believed I could be perfectly happy sitting all day in a cramped position in an automobile, covered with dust or wet with sudden showers; tired, hungry, putting up with all sorts of discomforts by the way, and half the time frightened out of my wits by appalling precipices or terrific wild beasts? But happy I am, happier than I"ve ever been, though I keep asking myself, or Maida, or Beechy, "_Why_ is it so nice?"
Maida says she doesn"t know why, she only knows it is, and much more than nice. "The Quintessence of Joy-of-Life," that is what she has named the sensation; and as Maida uses it, it is sure to be all right, though I must admit that to me it sounds almost improper.
Then there is another thing which strikes me as queer about myself and the two girls since we"ve been travelling in an automobile. We used to be glad when a train journey was over, and thankful to arrive at almost any place, whether it was beautiful or not, but now we"re always in a perfect fever to go on--on--on. We shoot into some marvellous old town, that we would once have thought worth coming hundreds of miles just to see; and instead of wanting to get out of the motor-car and wander about, visiting all the churches or museums or picture-galleries, we think what a pity to spoil the record of so many miles in so many hours.
If we stop long of course it brings down the average, and that seems nothing less than a calamity, though why on earth we should care so much, or care at all (considering we have our whole future before us) is a mystery. Even Maida, who is so fond of history, and countries that have made history in dim old ages, feels this. She thinks there is a motoring microbe that gets into your blood, just as other microbes do, so that it"s a disease, only instead of being disagreeable it"s almost dangerously pleasant. You know you ought to pause and do justice to a place, says Maida, but the motoring microbe wriggles and writhes against the decision of your reason, and you have to use violent measures before you can dull it into a state of coma for a while.
Mr. Barrymore tries to explain this phenomenon by arguing that, of all modern means of getting about the world, motoring is in itself the most enjoyable. The mere journey is as good a part of your tour as any, if not better; and that"s the reason why, according to him, you never have the same longing to "get there" or "stay there" (wherever "there" may be) that you have when you travel by train, or boat or carriage. It is the thrill of flying through the air at such a rate that intoxicates you and makes you feel you are conquering the world as you go. Perhaps he"s right. But after all, reasons don"t signify much. The princ.i.p.al thing is that you do feel so, and it is lovely.
I was so tired after that long day from Cuneo to Milan that I wouldn"t get up to go and look at the cathedral. I"d seen it by moonlight, and it couldn"t be better by day, so I just lay in bed, and made a comfortable toilet afterwards without hurrying, which was a nice change, and gave me time to use my electric face-roller.
When the girls came back, they were raving about magnificent statues, aisles, columns, windows, vistas, gargoyles, and saints" bodies in gorgeous shrines of silver. Beechy had apparently forgotten that she"d been vexed with me over night, and I was relieved, for she will _not_ agree with me about the Prince, and I don"t know what I should do if she really did carry out any of her threats. If she _should_ put on the long frock she had before Mr. Kidder died (which she _says_ she"s got with her, locked up in her portmanteau), and should fix her hair on top of her head, that would be just about the end of my fun, once and for all.
But she is such a dear girl at heart, in spite of the peculiarities which she has inherited from poor Simon, I can"t think (if I manage her pretty well) that she would do anything to spoil my first real good time and hurt my feelings.
We had an early lunch, and started about one with such a crowd outside the hotel to see us go away, that we made up our minds there must be precious few automobiles in Milan, big and busy city as it is.
The whole party was so taken up with the Cathedral, that for a while they could talk of nothing but Gian Galeazzo Visconti (who seemed to have spent his life either in murdering his relations or founding churches), or marble from the valley of Tosa, or German architects who had made the building differ from any other in Italy, or the impulse Napoleon had given to work on the facade, or the view from the roof all the way to Como with the Apennines and lots of other mountains whose names I"d never heard; but presently as we got out into the suburbs the road began to be so awful that no one could talk rationally on any subject.
We three Americans weren"t quite so disgusted as Sir Ralph and Mr.
Barrymore seemed to be, for we are used to roads being pretty bad outside large cities; but the gentlemen were very cross, and exclaimed that it was a disgrace to Milan. Our poor automobile had to go b.u.mping and grinding along through heaps of sharp stones, more like the dry bed of a mountain torrent than a road; and my nerves were on edge when Mr.
Barrymore told us not to be frightened if we heard an explosion like a shot, because it would only be one of the tyres bursting. No pretty little ladylike automobile, said he, could possibly hope to come through without breaking her bones; only fine, manly motor-cars, with n.o.ble masculine tyres, could wisely attempt the feat; but ours would be all right, even if a tyre did go, for the damage could be repaired inside half an hour.
Still, the thought of the possible explosion that might go off right under my ears at any instant kept me in a state of suspense for a long distance--about thirty kilometres, Mr. Barrymore said; and then the way improved so much that I settled down again. Even the scenery had been ugly up to that time, as if to match the road, but it began to change for the better at precisely the same moment.
The only interesting things we had seen so far were peasants playing bowls in the villages through which we pa.s.sed (for it was a fete day) and the curious carts with wooden frames for awnings arched over them, which gave an effect as if the pa.s.sengers were crowding inside the white ribs of some skeleton monster. Such pretty women and children were in the carts, too; the women like beautiful, dark madonnas with their soft eyes looking out from under graceful head-draperies of black cashmere, or blue or yellow silk, glorious in colour as the sun touched it.
They didn"t seem to mind the b.u.mping over the stones, though the carts were springless, but then, they had no hats lolloping over to one side, or stays to pinch in their waists and make them uncomfortable as I had, though--as Beechy says--my daytime motoring waist is _inches_ bigger round than my evening waist.
I was glad when I could put my hat straight again, once for all, and have time to enjoy the scenery through which, as I told myself, the Prince must lately have pa.s.sed on his car, perhaps thinking of me, as he had promised.
Behind us was the great plain in which Milan lies, and before us soared into the air a blue chain of mountains, looking mysterious and inaccessible in the far distance, though we were sweeping on towards them, charging down hill after hill into a more exquisite landscape than I could have imagined, enchantingly Italian, with dark old chateaux crowning eminences above fertile fields; pretty brown villages on hillsides cl.u.s.tering round graceful campaniles (a word I"ve practised lately with several other difficult ones); green-black cypresses (which Maida says seem like sharp notes in music); and wonderful, flat-topped trees that Mr. Barrymore calls umbrella pines.
We were now in a region known as the Brianza, which is, it appears, a summer resort for the Milanese, who come to escape the hot weather of the plains, and find the breezes that blow up from the lakes--breezes so celebrated for their health-giving qualities that n.o.body who lives in the Brianza can die under ninety. There were a great many inviting looking, quaint farmhouses, and big cottages scattered about, where the people from Milan are taken as lodgers.
I had forgotten my nervousness about the tyres, when suddenly a queer thing happened. There was a wild flapping and beating as if a big bird had got caught in the engine, while something strange and horrifying kept leaping up and down with every revolution of the wheels, like a huge black snake racing along with us and trying for a chance to pounce.
It was so like a weird and horrid dream that I shrieked; but in a few seconds Mr. Barrymore had stopped the car. "We _are_ in luck," said he.
"Why?" I asked. "Have we killed the Serpent-thing--whatever it is?"
Then he laughed. "The Serpent-thing is the outer covering of the tyre on one of our driving wheels," he explained. "And we"re in luck because, after that ghastly road it isn"t the tyre itself. This is nothing; I"ll tear it off, and the good old tyre"s so sound that we can go on with its skin off, until Bellagio, when I"ll put on a new one before we start again. It has cracked the mud guard in its gyrations, though fortunately not enough to make it unsafe for the luggage."
In about three minutes we were teuf-teufing on once more; but we hadn"t been going for ten minutes when, half-way up a hill, the motor gave a weary sigh, and moved languidly, as if it were very tired and discouraged, yet trying its best to obey. We were on the outskirts of a village called Erba, and the automobile crawled on until it saw a little inn, with a lot of peasants sitting in the cool shade of an arbour, drinking wine; there it stopped, which was wonderfully intelligent of it.
"The poor animal wants water after its hard work," said Mr. Barrymore; so he got down and asked a boy to bring some, ordering at the same time a siphon of fizzy lemonade for everybody. While we were sipping the cold, sweet stuff, Mr. Barrymore burst out laughing, and we all looked up to see what was the matter. There was that silly boy bringing a pint of water, in a _carafe_, to pour into the tank of the motor; and he seemed quite surprised and disgusted when he was told to go back and fetch about twenty litres more.
The automobile had thoughtfully slowed down in the one bit of shade there was; still it was tremendously hot, and we realized that it was only the motion of the car which had kept us from finding it out before.
We should have been miserable if we hadn"t changed our tailor motoring-costumes for the holland dresses and coats which we"d bought ready-made at the last moment, in Monte Carlo. In spite of them, however, we were glad when the water was in, and the motor-car"s heart began to beat again. Then down went ours, for after a dozen throbs the comforting sound grew faint and presently stopped. "There"s no proper explosion," Mr. Barrymore announced in a puzzled way. "I"m afraid the petrol I bought in Milan wasn"t very good; the Italian never is as good as the French, though it"s more expensive. But perhaps it"s only "tired." I"ll empty it out and put in some fresh."
He did, but the poor automobile was not revived by the change; and Mr.
Barrymore began to peer about in the inner workings of the thing to see what had gone wrong. He examined the _bougie_, whatever that was, and cleaned the aspiration valve with petrol, all of which took time; and what with the heat, and the noise the peasants in the inn-garden made with their _boules_, I began to get the feeling that Beechy calls "caterpillars in the spine." Just when they were crawling up and down my marrow, however, Mr. Barrymore cried out, "Eureka! it"s the pump."