"I think our yard at home is big enough for two or three statues; and a marble well-head and a sundial would be lovely," exclaimed Aunt Kathryn.
"We"ll look at some," said Mr. Barrymore, motioning to the gondolier.
"But now, unless you"re to pay six times what everything"s worth, you must put yourselves in my hands. Remember, you don"t care to glance either at statues, well-heads, or sun-dials."
"But that"s what we"re here for!" cried Aunt Kathryn.
"Ah, but the man mustn"t guess that for the world! We appear to be searching for--let"s say, mirrors; but not finding the kind we want, we _may_ deign to look at a few marbles as we pa.s.s. We don"t fancy the fellow"s stock; still, the things aren"t bad; we may decide to save ourselves the trouble of going further. Whatever you do, don"t mention a price, even in English. Appear bored and indifferent, never pleased or anxious. When I ask if you"re willing to pay so and so, drawl out "no"
or "yes" without the slightest change of expression."
As we landed on the wet marble steps and pa.s.sed into the region of gilded gleams and pearly glints, our hearts began to beat with suppressed excitement, as if we were secret plotters, scheming to carry through some nefarious design.
Immediately on entering, I caught sight of two marble baby lions sitting on their haunches side by side on the floor with ferocious expressions on their little carved faces.
"I must have those for myself," I murmured to Mr. Barrymore in a painfully monotonous voice, as we pa.s.sed along a narrow aisle between groves of magnificent antique furniture. "They appeal to me. Fate means us for each other."
But at this moment an agreeable and well-dressed Italian was bowing before us. He was the proprietor of the antiques, and he looked more like a philanthropic millionaire than a person with whom we could haggle over prices. Without glancing at my lions (I knew they were mine; and wanted them to know it) or Aunt Kathryn"s statues and well-heads, Mr.
Barrymore announced that he would glance about at paintings of old Venice. What had Signore Ripollo of that sort? Nothing at present? Dear me, what a pity! Lacquered j.a.panese temples, then? What, none of those?
Very disappointing. Well, we must be going. Hm! not a bad well-head, that one with the procession of the Bucentaur in _bas relief_. Too obviously repaired; still, if Signore Ripollo would take three hundred lire for it, the thing might be worth picking up. And that little pair of lions. Perhaps the ladies might think them good enough to keep a door open with, if they didn"t exceed fifteen lire each.
Signore Ripollo looked shocked, but laughed politely. He knew Mr.
Barrymore, and had greeted him on our entrance as an old acquaintance, though, in his exaggerated Italian way, he gave the Chauffeulier a t.i.tle more exalted than Beechy had bestowed.
"Milord will always have his joke; the well-head is two thousand lire; the lions fifty each," I thought I understood him to remark.
But not at all. Milord was not joking. Would the Signore sell the things for the price mentioned--yes or no?
The philanthropic millionaire showed now that he was hurt. Why did not Milord ask him to give away the whole contents of his shop?
After this the argument began to move at express speed, and I would have lost track of everything had it not been for the gestures, like danger signals, all along the way. Mr. Barrymore laughed; Signore Ripollo pa.s.sed from injured dignity to indignation, then to pa.s.sion; and there we sat on early Renaissance chairs, our outward selves icily regular, splendidly null, our features as hard as those of the stone lions, our bodies in much the same att.i.tudes, on our uncomfortable seats. But inwardly we felt like Torturers of the Inquisition, and I knew by Aunt Kathryn"s breathing that she could hardly help exclaiming, "Oh, _do_ pay the poor man whatever he asks for everything."
"Will you give five hundred lire for the well-head?" Mr. Barrymore finally demanded, with a reminder of past warnings in his eye.
"Yes," answered Aunt Kathryn languidly, her hands clenched under a lace boa.
"And will you give twenty lire each for the lions? They are very good."
(This to me, drawlingly.)
"Ye-es," I returned, without moving a muscle.
The offers were submitted to Signore Ripollo, who received them with princely scorn, as I had felt sure he would, and my heart sank as I saw my lions vanishing in the smoke of his just wrath.
"Come, we will go; the Signore is not reasonable," said Mr. Barrymore.
We all rose obediently, but our anguish was almost past hiding.
"I can"t and won"t live without the lions," I remarked in the tone of one who says it is a fine day.
"I will _not_ leave this place without that well-head, the statue of Neptune, and the yellow marble sundial," said Aunt Kathryn in a casual tone which masked a breaking heart.
Nevertheless, Mr. Barrymore continued to lead us towards the door. He bowed to Signore Ripollo; and by this time we were at the steps of the water-gate. The gondoliers were ready. Driven to desperation we were about to protest, when the Italian, with the air of a falsely accused Doge haled to execution, stopped us. "Have your way, milord, as you always do," he groaned. "I paid twice more for these beautiful things than you give me, but--so be it. They are yours."
True to our instructions we dared not betray our feelings; but when the business had actually been arranged, and our gondola had borne us away from the much-injured antiquary, Aunt Kathryn broke out at the Chauffeulier.
"How _could_ you?" she exclaimed. "I never was so sick in my life. That poor man! You"ve made us rob him. I shall never be able to hold up my head again."
"On the contrary, he"s delighted," said Mr. Barrymore jauntily. "If we"d given him what he asked he would have despised us. Now we"ve earned his respect."
"Well, I never!" gasped Aunt Kathryn inelegantly, forgetful for the moment that she was a Countess. "I suppose I can be happy, then?"
"You can, without a qualm," said Mr. Barrymore.
"Where"s that other place you spoke of?" she inquired, half-ashamed.
"There"s a--a kind of excitement in this sort of thing, isn"t there? I feel as if it might grow on me."
"We"ll go to Beppo"s," replied the Chauffeulier, laughing.
Beppo was a very different man from Signore Ripollo, nor had he a palace with a water-gate to show his wares. We left the gondola, and walked up a dark and narrow rioterra with coquettish, black-shawled grisettes chatting at glowing fruit-stalls and macaroni shops. There, at a barred iron door, Mr. Barrymore pulled a rope which rang a jangling bell. After a long interval, a little, bent old man in a shabby coat and patched trousers appeared against a background of mysterious brown shadow. Into this shadow we plunged, following him, to be led through a labyrinth of queer pa.s.sages and up dark stairways to the top of the old, old house.
There, in the strangest room I ever saw, we were greeted by a small brown woman, as shabby as her husband, and a supernaturally clever black cat.
A grated window set high up and deep in the discoloured wall, allowed a few rays of yellow sunlight to fall revealingly upon a motley collection of antiquities. Empire chairs were piled upon Louis Quinze writing-desks. Tables of every known period formed a leaning tower in one corner. Rich Persian rugs draped huge Florentine mirrors; priests"
vestments trailed from half-open chests of drawers. Bra.s.s candlesticks and old Venetian gla.s.s were huddled away in inlaid cabinets, and half-hidden with old illuminated breviaries and pinned rolls of lace.
A kind of madness seized Aunt Kathryn. She must have thought of Mrs.
Potter Adriance, for suddenly she wanted everything she saw, and said so, _sotto voce_, to Mr. Barrymore.
Then the bargaining began. And there was nothing Dog-like about Beppo.
He laughed high-keyed, sardonic laughter; he scolded, he quavered, he pleaded, he was finally choked with sobs; while as for his wife, she, poor little wisplike body, early succ.u.mbed to whatever is Venetian for nervous prostration.
Surely the Chauffeulier could not bear the strain of this agonizing scene? Our consciences heavy with bra.s.s candlesticks and Marquise sofas, we stood looking on, appalled at his callousness. Beppo and Susanna cried weakly that this would be their ruin, that we were wringing the last drops of blood from their hearts, we cruel rich ones, and in common humanity I would have intervened had the pair not suddenly and unexpectedly wreathed their withered countenances with smiles.
"What has happened? Are you giving them what they wanted?" I asked breathlessly; for long ago I had lost track of the conversation.
"No; I promised them twenty lire over my first offer for that whole lot," said Mr. Barrymore, indicating a heap of miscellaneous articles reaching half-way to the ceiling, for which, altogether, Beppo had demanded two thousand lire, and our offer had been seven hundred.
I could have prayed the poor old peoples" forgiveness, but to my astonishment, as we went out they beamed with pleasure and thanked us ardently for our generosity.
"Is it sarcasm?" I whispered.
"No, it"s pure delight," said Mr. Barrymore. "They"ve done the best day"s work of the season, and they don"t mind our knowing it--now it"s over."
"Human nature is strange," I reflected.
"Especially in antiquarians," he replied.
But we arrived at the hotel feeling weak, and were thankful for tea.