My Master Disconnected Yet Again

The three Celestial Emperors left . Father Niu made it big . n.o.body knew the terms of their agreement . From the way that he so easily agreed to supply supper for an unlimited time to Shen Ying in the future, it seemed that he had earned a significant sum .

Lonemoon sent Lan Hua to the rear mountain to take care of the huge field of immortal herbs . His main task was to water the immortal herbs . Perhaps on account of their exceptional friends.h.i.+p in the Heavens beyond Heaven, Radish did not object to this even though it normally hated any sort of male company . The two of them worked in tandem – one watered the herbs while the other helped them to ripen . Under Lan Hua"s supervision, they managed to refine pills and medicine of various grades . The two of them formed the entire manufacturing line, allowing the rest of the sect to rest . As a result, the cultivation levels of all the disciples in the sect increased steadily .

Chu Xuan did not leave either . After handing in a huge sum of money for his food, he planned to stay on for a long time . In the beginning, he followed closely behind Lan Hua each day, hoping to persuade him to go back to He Chuan so that Chu Xuan could repay his kindness . After a few days, however, his efforts still did not bear fruit . Everybody in the sect started looking at him in a strange manner . Every time he arrived at the rear mountain, there would be a group of people gathered there, looking at him . From time to time, some people even encouraged him . At first, he felt weird about it . He spent a couple of immortal stones to get Lonemoon to explain to him the real meaning of a "comrade" . After that, he felt uncomfortable all over .

What freaking comrade! What exactly are you guys teaching the disciples in your sect! He loved ladies who were gentle and sweet – ladies, alright?!

To prove himself to be a man of steel, Chu Xuan felt that he desperately needed to do something . So he chose to do something that every straight man would do – he started chatting up the girls in the sect!

-_-

Each day, he tried to find out more and more about what went on in the homes of the ten Celestial Emperors . He was the one who told everyone about the story behind Bai Qiao and Xin Han"s abusive relations.h.i.+p . The story was a long one too . He had to start from the divine artefact of Yu Feng Immortal Abode .

Tens of thousands of years ago .

Even though she is Bai Ti"s daughter, Bai Qiao was merely a Stygian Immortal . Although Bai Ti has yet to be one of the Celestial Emperors- only being an immortal emperor of a country- the queue of people wanting to be her Dao Partner stretched from Bai Zhao to Feng Cang . Later on, the Divine Refining Clock made its appearance . There was chaos within Bai Zhao . Although Bai Ti managed to obtain the Divine Refining Clock and become a Celestial Emperor, his daughter, Bai Qiao, was caught in the chaos . By accident, she fell into the lower realm .

It was at that time that she met the cultivator from the lower realm, Xin Han . He rescued her from danger while she was in the lower realm, and she developed a crush on him . Later on, Bai Qiao followed Xin Han and ascended into the upper realm . Both of them had a period of romance . It was even said that they had plans to commit to each other as Dao Partners .

Bai Ti, however, was not willing to let his daughter marry an Earth Immortal who just ascended into immortality . Later on, for some reason, Xin Han began training in the Heartless Dao . His cultivation level shot through the roof and in just a few thousand years, he became an Exalted Immortal .

Bai Ti no longer objected to their relations.h.i.+p, but something had gone very wrong . People who trained in the Heartless Dao would lose their emotions slowly . Xin Han became extremely cold toward Bai Qiao . The young couple grew more and more distant . Later on, in order to achieve a breakthrough, Xin Han cut his own heart out .

Despite this, Bai Qiao stubbornly refused to give up . She tried her best to save Xin Han, whose life was hanging by a thread . She sacrificed all of her cultivation to heal his heart meridians . Later, Xin Han survived and became a Celestial Emperor, but Bai Qiao was left as a second-grade demon fox .

"Ai, I guess you could say this was luck making a fool out of them . Because of what happened, Bai Qiao could not let Xin Han go . She wanted him to remember the relations.h.i.+p that they used to share . Yet, to this day, Xin Han remains unmoved by her . We can only say that… they have no fate . " This shook the entire immortal realm when they first heard about it . Chu Xuan let out a long sigh and scanned the group of hardworking girls, who had been eavesdropping while training . Very seriously, he said, "If it were me, I would never break my woman"s heart like that . " Do you see that? My manly strength! I like girls!

Everyone was clearly taken aback . They finally understood why Bai Qiao was so stubborn . They were once in love after all . She was just holding on to a relations.h.i.+p that they once shared .

All except Shen Ying…

She continued to chew on her snacks loudly . Suddenly, she said, "Chicken, is this what they mean by not having fate?"

Chu Xuan pursed his lips . Can you not call me "Chicken"?

"Is this not a clear example of it? Xin Han trained in the Heartless Dao for Bai Qiao, yet the better he got, the less chance they had of being together . "

"So, according to your logic…" Shen Ying began lazily, "That Something Han was r.e.t.a.r.ded?"

"Huh? Ah!" Chu Xuan stared blankly back at her . What did she mean? Why did she say that?

"He knew that this method was not going to work, but he continued anyway . Is that not r.e.t.a.r.ded?" Was she supposed to call him smart? That wouldn"t make any sense, would it?

"Er…" I guess so…"But… this technique really can make someone"s cultivation level increase extremely quickly . The better someone gets in the Heartless Dao, the less emotions the would feel . Moreover, he was a man without a heart . Without a heart, he would not feel anything . It"s normal that he would no longer like Bai Qiao . "

"This has nothing to do with being… heartless?"

"Nothing to do with it?"

"Does it?"

"Er…" Were these things related or not? Say something accurate, please .

"Scientifically…" Shen Ying picked up the fruit from the table and chewed it before continuing, "At the end of the day, relations.h.i.+ps develop between men and women because once they meet somebody compatible, their bodies secrete large amounts of hormones like phenylethylamine, dopamine, norepinephrine, and the like . These hormones would make them feel happy, excited, and in love . This what people describe as falling in love . These hormones come from the brain - this has nothing to do with the heart!"

"…" Chu Xuan did not understand what Shen Ying just said, but it seemed impressive .

"If your heart decides whether you love someone or not…" She scanned the crowd . "Have you thought about how the emotions of people with heart disease would be affected?"

"…"

That"s true . n.o.body knew what to say in reply!

Σ(°△°)

"So the fact that he has no heart, and whether he is heartless or not, has nothing to do with whether he loves that little animal . They"re two separate matters . " Shen Ying patted the pastry on her palm and continued, "That means that there"s something wrong with your logic . That Han-whatever did not stop loving the little animal because of the Heartless Dao . Instead, he trained in the Heartless Dao because he lost interest in her . "

There was complete silence…

Chu Xuan: "…" What did Exalted G.o.ddess just say? Why did he not understand a word? And why did she sound like she was making complete sense?

(⊙_⊙)

All the disciples: "…" They did not understand, but everything Sect Master said was right .

╭(╯^╰)╮

Everybody present did not have any doubt left in their head . At the same time, they labelled the Celestial Emperor whom they had never met before .

"b.a.s.t.a.r.d!"

Lonemoon, the only one who understood: "…" Suddenly, he felt that the male leads who were trained in the Heartless Dao in the novels were all r.e.t.a.r.ded!

-_-

Eh? Wait!

This was clearly a training arena . Since when did everyone gather here to gossip?

Lonemoon"s expression darkened . He thought about whether he wanted to increase the fees for the "Chicken", who was busy trying to woo girls .

Suddenly, the ground began to shake . The entire sect was trembling . A huge wave of immortal Qi charged toward the mountain, causing the array covering the mountain to break open .

"What"s going on?" Everyone stood still .

They did not have time to see what happened before Roasted Chicken Gal came running toward them . She grabbed Shen Ying"s arm and shouted anxiously .

"Little Ying, something has happened to Xuan Tong!"A slang for gay men .The three Celestial Emperors left . Father Niu made it big . n.o.body knew the terms of their agreement . From the way that he so easily agreed to supply supper for an unlimited time to Shen Ying in the future, it seemed that he had earned a significant sum . Lonemoon sent Lan Hua to the rear mountain to take care of the huge field of immortal herbs . His main task was to water the immortal herbs . Perhaps on account of their exceptional friends.h.i.+p in the Heavens beyond Heaven, Radish did not object to this even though it normally hated any sort of male company . The two of them worked in tandem – one watered the herbs while the other helped them to ripen . Under Lan Huas supervision, they managed to refine pills and medicine of various grades . The two of them formed the entire manufacturing line, allowing the rest of the sect to rest . As a result, the cultivation levels of all the disciples in the sect increased steadily . Chu Xuan did not leave either . After handing in a huge sum of money for his food, he planned to stay on for a long time . In the beginning, he followed closely behind Lan Hua each day, hoping to persuade him to go back to He Chuan so that Chu Xuan could repay his kindness . After a few days, however, his efforts still did not bear fruit . Everybody in the sect started looking at him in a strange manner . Every time he arrived at the rear mountain, there would be a group of people gathered there, looking at him . From time to time, some people even encouraged him . At first, he felt weird about it . He spent a couple of immortal stones to get Lonemoon to explain to him the real meaning of a comrade . After that, he felt uncomfortable all over . What freaking comrade! What exactly are you guys teaching the disciples in your sect! He loved ladies who were gentle and sweet – ladies, alright?! To prove himself to be a man of steel, Chu Xuan felt that he desperately needed to do something . So he chose to do something that every straight man would do – he started chatting up the girls in the sect! -_-Each day, he tried to find out more and more about what went on in the homes of the ten Celestial Emperors . He was the one who told everyone about the story behind Bai Qiao and Xin Hans abusive relations.h.i.+p . The story was a long one too . He had to start from the divine artefact of Yu Feng Immortal Abode . Tens of thousands of years ago . Even though she is Bai Tis daughter, Bai Qiao was merely a Stygian Immortal . Although Bai Ti has yet to be one of the Celestial Emperors- only being an immortal emperor of a country- the queue of people wanting to be her Dao Partner stretched from Bai Zhao to Feng Cang . Later on, the Divine Refining Clock made its appearance . There was chaos within Bai Zhao . Although Bai Ti managed to obtain the Divine Refining Clock and become a Celestial Emperor, his daughter, Bai Qiao, was caught in the chaos . By accident, she fell into the lower realm It was at that time that she met the cultivator from the lower realm, Xin Han . He rescued her from danger while she was in the lower realm, and she developed a crush on him . Later on, Bai Qiao followed Xin Han and ascended into the upper realm . Both of them had a period of romance . It was even said that they had plans to commit to each other as Dao Partners . Bai Ti, however, was not willing to let his daughter marry an Earth Immortal who just ascended into immortality . Later on, for some reason, Xin Han began training in the Heartless Dao . His cultivation level shot through the roof and in just a few thousand years, he became an Exalted Immortal . Bai Ti no longer objected to their relations.h.i.+p, but something had gone very wrong . People who trained in the Heartless Dao would lose their emotions slowly . Xin Han became extremely cold toward Bai Qiao . The young couple grew more and more distant . Later on, in order to achieve a breakthrough, Xin Han cut his own heart out . Despite this, Bai Qiao stubbornly refused to give up . She tried her best to save Xin Han, whose life was hanging by a thread . She sacrificed all of her cultivation to heal his heart meridians . Later, Xin Han survived and became a Celestial Emperor, but Bai Qiao was left as a second-grade demon fox . Ai, I guess you could say this was luck making a fool out of them . Because of what happened, Bai Qiao could not let Xin Han go . She wanted him to remember the relations.h.i.+p that they used to share . Yet, to this day, Xin Han remains unmoved by her . We can only say that… they have no fate . This shook the entire immortal realm when they first heard about it . Chu Xuan let out a long sigh and scanned the group of hardworking girls, who had been eavesdropping while training . Very seriously, he said, If it were me, I would never break my womans heart like that . Do you see that? My manly strength! I like girls! Everyone was clearly taken aback . They finally understood why Bai Qiao was so stubborn . They were once in love after all . She was just holding on to a relations.h.i.+p that they once shared . All except Shen Ying… She continued to chew on her snacks loudly . Suddenly, she said, Chicken, is this what they mean by not having fate? Chu Xuan pursed his lips . Can you not call me Chicken? Is this not a clear example of it? Xin Han trained in the Heartless Dao for Bai Qiao, yet the better he got, the less chance they had of being together . So, according to your logic… Shen Ying began lazily, That Something Han was r.e.t.a.r.ded? Huh? Ah! Chu Xuan stared blankly back at her . What did she mean? Why did she say that? He knew that this method was not going to work, but he continued anyway . Is that not r.e.t.a.r.ded? Was she supposed to call him smart? That wouldnt make any sense, would it? Er… I guess so…But… this technique really can make someones cultivation level increase extremely quickly . The better someone gets in the Heartless Dao, the less emotions the would feel . Moreover, he was a man without a heart . Without a heart, he would not feel anything . Its normal that he would no longer like Bai Qiao . This has nothing to do with being… heartless? Nothing to do with it? Does it? Er… Were these things related or not? Say something accurate, please . Scientifically… Shen Ying picked up the fruit from the table and chewed it before continuing, At the end of the day, relations.h.i.+ps develop between men and women because once they meet somebody compatible, their bodies secrete large amounts of hormones like phenylethylamine, dopamine, norepinephrine, and the like . These hormones would make them feel happy, excited, and in love . This what people describe as falling in love . These hormones come from the brain - this has nothing to do with the heart! … Chu Xuan did not understand what Shen Ying just said, but it seemed impressive . If your heart decides whether you love someone or not… She scanned the crowd . Have you thought about how the emotions of people with heart disease would be affected? … Thats true . n.o.body knew what to say in reply! Σ(°△°) So the fact that he has no heart, and whether he is heartless or not, has nothing to do with whether he loves that little animal . Theyre two separate matters . Shen Ying patted the pastry on her palm and continued, That means that theres something wrong with your logic . That Han-whatever did not stop loving the little animal because of the Heartless Dao . Instead, he trained in the Heartless Dao because he lost interest in her . There was complete silence… Chu Xuan: … What did Exalted G.o.ddess just say? Why did he not understand a word? And why did she sound like she was making complete sense? (⊙_⊙) All the disciples: … They did not understand, but everything Sect Master said was right . ╭(╯^╰)╮ Everybody present did not have any doubt left in their head . At the same time, they labelled the Celestial Emperor whom they had never met before . b.a.s.t.a.r.d! Lonemoon, the only one who understood: … Suddenly, he felt that the male leads who were trained in the Heartless Dao in the novels were all r.e.t.a.r.ded! -_-Eh? Wait! This was clearly a training arena . Since when did everyone gather here to gossip? Lonemoons expression darkened . He thought about whether he wanted to increase the fees for the Chicken, who was busy trying to woo girls . Suddenly, the ground began to shake . The entire sect was trembling . A huge wave of immortal Qi charged toward the mountain, causing the array covering the mountain to break open . Whats going on? Everyone stood still . They did not have time to see what happened before Roasted Chicken Gal came running toward them . She grabbed Shen Yings arm and shouted anxiously . Little Ying, something has happened to Xuan Tong!A slang for gay men .