Chapter 673: The System"s Physical Form
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
As time was tight, Lonemoon did not contact him beforehand but looked to Yi Qing and said, “Chef, open a door!”
Without any delay, Yi Qing directly conjured a seal and opened a realm gate, almost in the same moment, a white light flashed and another figure appeared in the room. Dressed in black, full of Immortal Qi, he had his head bowed in remorse and grievance, his arms were tightly wrapped around a brand new— washboard!
It seemed like he had yet to realize that his location had changed. He continued articulately and loudly, “Little Yu, I was wrong! It was all because Little Black dragged me to go drinking, I didn"t mean to stay out the whole night.” As he went on, he put the washboard down and kneel on it, readily without the slightest hesitation.
Lonemoon: “…”
Yi Qing: “…”
Shen Ying: “…”
Um… should they come back for him another time?
“Little Yu, it"s really all Little Black"s fault, he insisted on dragging me out to drink. And even said that Senior Sister Little Hong has another demon now and he was very sad. My heart softened in that moment and who knew as we drank and drank I just became drunk.”
Feng Ying was bawling with tears and mucus, hearing no answer from the other party for a long while, he then lifted his head. “Little Yu, I really was wrong… what the f*ck!” Feng Ying then got a clear look of the three people before him and stood up abruptly. “Why are you guys here!”
[Ding, discovered Big Boss, please greet Big Boss!]
He had not time to be surprised, a familiar voice sounded by his ears in the next moment, his legs turned to jelly and he fell back onto his knees. His movement was so exaggerated that the washboard let out a boom, yet that washboard even seemed to be an artifact.
Ow~~~~~~~
Feng Ying felt a burning pain shoot up from his knees, so painful that his entire person crouched up, his face was turning purple!
Lonemoon: “…”
Yi Qing: “…”
Shen Ying: “…”
Mm, a really polite system!
“System!” Feng Ying roared with clenched teeth, just how many more times does this system that goes mad every time it sees Shen Ying going to do him in?
“Coughs… Feng Ying.” Lonemoon could not bear to see that and went forward to help him up. “Um… are you okay?”
Feng Ying then hissed as he rubbed his knees that felt broken and stood up. “Do I look okay to you?”
“Take a seat first!” No way out, Lonemoon could only help him to a chair at the side to sit down.
“Didn"t you three say you guys were going to the lower realm? What"s with the sudden return?” Feng Ying gave them a displeased glare. “And why are you here at Little Yu"s place… Wait! Where"s Little Yu! Where is this?” He looked around and realized that this wasn"t Little Yu"s room but an unfamiliar place. There was even a half-naked man that seemed pa.s.sed out on the bed at the side. “Who"s this? Don"t tell me you guys… just robbed him?” With Lonemoon"s wealth, it shouldn"t be!
“This is the lower realm.” Lonemoon explained.
“What?” His expression changed. “Why did you drag me here for?”
“It"s like this!” Lonemoon went straight to the point.” We brought you here because there"s an urgent matter that needed your help.”
“What urgent matter, is it as urgent as mine?” He seemed to recall something and shook his head. “No, quickly send me back. Little Yu will worry when she sees me disappear suddenly.” He had yet to finish admitting his fault. “Besides, something that even the three of you cannot settle, how can I…”
[Ding! Take pleasure in helping others mission: Please find it necessary, an absolute and a must to accede to Big Boss"s request!]
“What the f*ck!” Feng Ying cursed out loud. “You stupid system, who exactly do you belong to?”
[Ding! Adding another clause, if the mission is failed, the punishment mechanism will be activated!]
Feng Ying: “…” Son of a b*tch!
Shen Ying: “…”
What a great system!
“Cough!” Although he couldn"t hear anything, looking at Feng Ying"s irritated manner, Lonemoon was also able to guess what happened. He went forward and said, “Um, accurately speaking, we"re asking the system in your body for help.” He turned and pointed at Two Bucks Zuo who was still pa.s.sed out on the bed. “This person has a wave of demonic Qi locked in him, and the energy that locked it in him is similar to a system, so we brought you here to take a look.”
“Demonic Qi?” Feng Ying faltered, “Isn"t that simple?” Merely a trace of demonic Qi, don"t mention the three of them, even if he could get rid of it anytime.
“The thing that locked in the demonic Qi is slightly special.” Lonemoon frowned and said, “So we cannot forcefully remove it.”
Feng Ying gave them an odd glance before standing up and hobbling to the bed.
[Ding! Activated automated scan function, detection in progress… discovered system s.p.a.ce locking program, period of effectiveness three days, time left as of now: 65 hours 45 minutes 07 seconds. Currently in the midst of losing efficacy, after which the locked in substance will infect host body.]
“What does that mean?” Feng Ying did not catch anything.
Instead, Shen Ying, who was the only other one who heard the voice of the system suddenly asked, “Is there a way to bypa.s.s the program without breaking the seal to release the demonic Qi inside?”
[Ding! Host please give Big Boss a complete explanation of the pros and cons of s.p.a.ce locking technology and the feasible methods of doing so.]
“Wh… What?” Feng Ying was dumbfounded, evidently lost. “System, what the h.e.l.l are you doing?” How would he know about all these, he hadn"t even heard of it.
[Ding! System does not have a physical form and cannot do a physical demonstration, it can only be done through host.]
“How would I know what…”
“I"ll give you a physical form!” Before Feng Ying could finish, he was cut off by Shen Ying. As she spoke, her hand turned and a translucent blue cube instantly appeared on her palm. “Get out here.”
Feng Ying faltered, feeling an emotion of overjoy that totally didn"t belong to him surface in his mind. His hand was uncontrollably placed on that little cube and he vaguely felt something peel away from his body.
In the next moment, that blue cube radiated a blue light, rows and rows of inexplicable odd characters flashed out on the originally translucent cube, seeming like codes. A moment later they disappeared again and two cartoon-like eyes appeared and even blinked excitedly.
[This is great, system finally has a body! Thank you Big Boss, I"m grateful to Big Boss!]
A clear and melodious voice rang in the room, this time it wasn"t only Shen Ying and Feng Ying, Lonemoon and Yi Qing heard it too.
“Sys… System you…” Feng Ying"s eyes widened, staring with disbelief at the little cube that was blinking.
[I have a body, host! Look, a body that Big Boss granted me.]
While it spoke, it even flew up excitedly and circled Feng Ying like it was showing off to him.
Seeming like it was his first time seeing a system that could move, Feng Ying gazed dazedly at the cube before him for a while before sighing and saying in enlightenment. “Sigh! I really didn"t expect this, system turns out that you"re… a box demon!”
System: “…”
Shen Ying: “…”
An instant arrow to the heart!
You"re the box demon, your entire family are box demons!
What"s wrong with a box? Has a box offended you!
Lonemoon darted a glance at a certain foodie who was quickly eliminated before interrupted Feng Ying who was seeking doom. “Alright, Feng Ying! You can return first, we will send system back to you after we"re done here.”
Yi Qing also added, “Remember to take your artifact with you.” As he picked up the washboard from the ground and shoved it into his hands, then opened the realm gate.
“Wait, all of you…” Can"t just throw me away after using me, Feng Ying had yet to finish his words and wash pushed inside by two people. “F*ck! All of you inhumane b.a.s.t.a.r.ds!”
“What did you say?” A familiar female voice suddenly rang by his ear, sounding a little cold.
Feng Ying then realized that he was already back in the Heavenly Palace and a furious Roasted Chicken Gal stood before him! His entire being trembled.
“No, Little Yu! I wasn"t talking about you, I was pulled to the lower realm just now…”
“Get lost!”
Chengyu kicked him out and slammed the door shut.
“Little Yu, listen to my explanation.”
Fervently scratches the door…
What"s with this cheating!