Later after I"ve had my nice lunch I head back to the hokage office. popping into the room I see tsunade clones going over paperwork. "And what might you need now?" she asks me. I plop out a tayuya in turtle bondage with a ball gag in her mouth, a half dead kimimaro and itachi and kisame. "I need citizenship and explanations for these four people I also need some medication and milk for the half dead one he is the last survivor of the kaguya clan and uses dead bone pulse so he has a severe lack of calcium and it"s killing him. his name is kimimaro. the one tied up being punished right now is tayuya my new maid she has a potty mouth I"m working on toning down." She let"s out some m.u.f.fled shouts and I just spank her making her moan before going back to business. "It"s going well. these last two you should probably know and I"ve successfully recruited them."
She just looks at me. Before giving up and rummaging through some paperwork and handing me citizenship papers.
"Anything else?" she asks tiredly.
"Yep I need a promotion to jonin and the full ability to make my own team and leave whenever needed and have it cla.s.sified as secret missions." she gives me a deadpan look but I get the promotion anyway.
"Much appreciated." I slide her a bottle of booze across the table. she quickly s.n.a.t.c.hes it hiding it in a drawer from shizune.
I take some papers from her regarding kimimaro"s medicine and pick him up tossing him to itachi and grab tayuya by some ropes like a shopping bag and head off towards the hospital for some supplies.
honestly probably one of the oddest sights even seen in konoha. a 13 year old new jonin playing with his sweet new jonin ves,t carrying a girl tied up and gagged in bondage moaning every few steps, followed by a clan killer carrying a half dead guy who is drinking milk, being followed by like a 7 foot tall shark man carrying a ma.s.sive wrapped up weapon on his back that"s constantly making weird noises.
walking into the hospital I make my way to the medicine dispersal room and hand the shocked looking lady my papers from the hokage. I had already healed itachi of his lung cancer he just had to take some steroids for his lungs for a bit and not use and fire breathing jutsu for about a month.
I get a giant bottle of vitamins and calcium pills and toss them to kimimaro. "You shouldn"t use the bone pulse for a while until your bones are fixed. I"m not surprised that dips.h.i.t kabuto missed something so simple as needing milk when firing off bone weapons. I mean basically your just shooting off the calcium your body needs to live and not replacing it."
We head out and make our way to my house and find it still pretty much destroyed. I drop a blissful tayuya on the couch and summon out some clones to get to work on repairs. Glancing over at the horrified anko and zabuza. "kisame I"m sure you know zabuza your free to pay him a.... what was it again? oh yeah pay him a beating. you see he"s been slacking and got the absolute s.h.i.t kicked out of him by a kid and even lost the executioner at one point can you believe it? you need to whip him into shape!" kisame just chuckles and grabs zabuza by the suspenders and body flickers away leaving behind a scream of fear "NOOOOOOooooo....." I look over at anko. she shivers slightly. "Your grounded from dango for a week and if I catch you sneaking any no more cuddles or dates for a month."
"noooooo! please anything but that! it was only a blown up stove, ruined microwave, and broken ceiling!" I now notice my microwave appears to have turned into a charred molten heap. With what looks like a metal fork inside it. I slowly rub my forhead. grabbing her arm and making my way over to the couch I bend her over my knee *PA PA PA PA* tayuya looks jealous. "Go to your room and no touching yourself." she shuffles off sadly to her room.
I turn my attention to itachi. "your welcome to take a apartment with kisame on the ground floor or will you be staying at the Uchiha compound?" I ask him.
"I"ll probably take the apartment downstairs I don"t feel like living in the compound." I nod.
"you should however get your clans scrolls and stuff before the civilian council try to loot them." he agrees and flickers off. "kimimaro your also welcome to take an apartment." he walks out to check on them as I toss him some keys. "Now what should I do with you?" I ask the squirming red head. "if you promise to behave I may have nice things for you also you"ll never have to worry about orochimaru or being experimented on ever again. so what say you?" she nods eagerly. "See such a simple way to live a good life." I whisper some teasing words in her ear making her eyes widen in antic.i.p.ation.
By now the clones have repaired the damage and returned with new appliances. I guess it"s time to start some of my plans. I head outside and summon out close to 15 thousand clones which speed off in different directions looking for certain people and acomplishing tasks.
I"ll get into those tasks later for now it"s time to start on dinner. I"m thinking some pizza. I leave the tied up tayuya on the couch and turn on the TV for her heading to the kitchen to prepare for my new house guests as I"m pretty sure itachi is a vegetarian I"ll fix him a nice salad.