My Multiverse Trip

I pull out a pitch black blindfold from my pocket. "Young master from the Xiao clan seeing as most people here know and trust you I want you to step on up here and tie this blindfold around my eyes. Noone would dare accuse you of cheating you can even double check the cloth."

He hops up onto the stage and gives me a smile as he wants to see what I have planned next. He checks the cloth and confirms no tricks before wrapping it around my eyes and hopping off stage. The new moon disciples are looking at me with worry but it"s okay.

"Since I"m bullying you guys so much I"ve decided I"ll give you a handicap and fight you blind! This should even up the skill level a bit." the generic evil clan are furious. another one hops on the stage and without any words hops towards me trying to hit my throat.

I Activate the byakugan ability of the otsutsuki bloodline and my hands fly out injecting Chakra into his nerves basically paralyzing him on the spot. I quickly pinch a nerve in his neck blocking speech also.

"Alright i see you can"t even beat me like this I"ll give you another handicap and I won"t move from this spot!" I say with firm resolution.

however no hits come. "I see your also a man of honor like your fellow clan members but don"t worry I promise I won"t blame you even if it doesn"t hurt."

I"m met with silence. "Truly n.o.ble. your clan is by far one of the most honorable I"ve ever seen. I"ll defeat you with my full strength to engrave this battle into my memories and carry on your unyielding spirit."

I grab his arms and lower them to his side before moving behind him and pushing him forward.

With a sickening crunch that even makes me feel bad his nose is fully broken and he"s barely hanging on to conciousness.

"Brother! you also fell on this blasted floor?!? I swear the chief must have put something on it so you guys would trip. I"ll be having firm words with him later. you should go have yourself checked out for wounds I"ll help you off the stage.

I slide my foot under him and flip him onto the pile of poor fall victims. I"ll give them all brochures for life alert later.

that was the strongest fighter generic evil clan had so they could only grit their teeth in anger and look towards the bigger clans.

I swap bodies back after taking off the blindfold.

"Man you clans are really doing some severe damage to me I mean look at all this blood I don"t know how long I"ll be able to hold up." I wave my hand towards my b.l.o.o.d.y shirt. None of it belongs to me but these clothes are some of my favorite so it really wounds me.

My next opponent however doesn"t come from a s.h.i.tty clan. It comes from the spear guys with a good reputation.

"h.e.l.lo my name is Zhao Ling and I would like a match with this brother." he said cupping his hands at me.

I return the gesture with a happy smile. "Sure but I hope you don"t mind me using my hands as I don"t really use weapons." Not with this body atleast.

"That shouldn"t be a problem as I wouldn"t want you to change your fighting style for me as It would give me an unfair advantage." he says getting into a stance with his spear.

I ready myself in a proper stance. At the same time we rush each other. He fires off a lunge as I jump into the air pulling my legs up and landing on his spear. Before he can pull it back I flip backwards kicking him in the face. he stumbles but regains his balance.

He swings his spear in a wide arc I duck under. Moving forward I get into his personal s.p.a.ce most people who use spears if you get into hand to hand range their spear becomes useless.

He withdraws his spear back with his other hand and starts using it as a dagger but only after I get a few hits in on his chest.

I sense a bit of danger and move my head to the side. He had fired his spear forward aiming at my face using his other hand.

The kid was good but not as good as me. grabbing his arms I spin him around pinning his hands to his sides. I duck down and wrap my arms around his pinned ones dodging the spear and lift him off the ground before leaning back and slamming him headfirst into the ground.

I make sure to use just enough force to knock him out and not kill him as a suplex is pretty nasty.

Props to the kid he never once let go of his spear. his father who was leader of the spear clan guys gets up and carries him off stage thanking me for a good fight.

A member of the Burning heaven clan had noticed I didn"t use any profound moves and decided I must not know any. It was his time to shine.

"My name is zan ming from the burning heaven sect I"ll be your next opponent." he says c.o.c.kily.

I just raise an eyebrow and ignore him.

"Your courting death!" He shouts and starts gathering fire energy before throwing a huge fireball at me yelling out some stupid attack name.

*Woosh* my body is engulfed in flames and everyone from the burning heaven sect looks on proudly at their signature move being used to kill someone like me.

The flames and smoke clear with me standing there with a serious look on my face staring in front of me.

In my hands I"m holding a thin stick and on the end is a perfectly golden marshmellow.

"Your heavenly cooking attack is perfect my friend I didn"t know you belonged to the honorable cooking sect. You tried to mislead me didn"t you." I stuff the marshmellow in my mouth and give him a thumbs up for a good job.

"Impossible there"s no way you can be unhurt from the sects signature move." he screams pointing at me.

"Your right I may have burned my tongue eating that marshmellow too fast. I"m close to defeat." The whole clan looks p.i.s.sed.

he charges up his attack once more believing i had just got lucky. I"m engulfed in flames once more this time everyone looks at the flames more seriously.

Then it clears and I have a perfectly cooked hotdog. "Brother you truly will defeat me with all this good cooking how am I supposed to defend myself." he opens his mouth to shout but I throw the hotdog into his mouth.

He gives me a shocked look and grabs at his throat.

"You weren"t supposed to eat it in one bite! Look at you now being so greedy and now your choking. Don"t worry I"m a hero I"ll save you!" I run forward and punch him right in the chest knocking the air right out off him and dodging the flying hotdog which smacks his elder right in the face.

I chop him in the back of the neck. "Such a traumatic experience you really should lay down after that." he was calmly placed in the nap pile. "Wow everyone relaxing while I do all this hard work makes me so jealous."