The next morning sure enough Misaki was doing perfectly fine and very unhappy to have her baby start training in shinigami skills."mom the sword guy says you can help me with my quincy powers whatever that means." I say eating my bowl of fruit loops.
Her eyes shot to me. "Quincy powers?!? You have quincy powers aswell?!" She asked excitedly.
"Yeppers." I reply happily.
"Good good mother will teach you how to be the best quincy archer ever." she says forgetting the whole spirit reaper thing entirely with this new information.
"We will be going to uraharas soon so make sure your ready as your new teachers will be there and you"ll get to show us what you can do." Isshin says with a grin at his wife.
"This won"t interfere with his new schooling will it." Misaki asks in worry.
"The sword spirit says I have a special power that can let me go to school and study all at the same time." I pipe up.
"Oh and what would be this special power of yours." Isshin asks curiously.
I cutely scrunch up my face and poof 4 more little clones appear.
"I can makes clones that learn everything while I learn." I tell the shocked couple.
"Oooh so many little Ryans so cute!" Misaki quickly starts scooping them up hugging them.
"If your too rough with them they break so be careful." sure enough one poofs out of existence.
"Ah well I guess we just have to be careful." She says scratching her head with embarrasment.
Soon breakfast is over misaki stays at home with my new sisters while Isshin takes me to meet urahara kisuke.
Soon we are in front of a tiny candy shop. We quickly enter and there is the man the myth the legend kisuke urahara sitting here lazily waving his fan.
"Oh Isshin to what do I owe this visit I haven"t seen you in forever." he lazily says snapping his fan closed.
"We"ve had a bit of an incident and Ryan has awakened some of his powers and I need a proper place to train him." isshin says sitting down.
"Incident? would it have anything to do with that hollow from yesterday?" He asks curiously looking at me.
"Yep apparently a hollow targeted misaki and Ryan yesterday and some of his abilities awakened and he killed it off using a cero." isshin says with a serious face.
"oh you can use cero?" He says facing me with more curiosity in his eyes.
"You mean the laser beams then yep." I quickly produce a cero before letting it fade away.
he claps his hands. "very cool any other neat tricks you can do." he asks.
I get an evil idea.
"I can devour your soul." A hollowed voice comes out from a mask I speedily made scaring the s.h.i.t out of both of them.
I break down laughing taking the mask off. "You should have seen how you both jumped ahaha!"
I get a smack upside my head from isshin as he shouts "That wasn"t funny nearly killed me from a heart attack!" he says clutching his chest.
"The sword spirit told me to do that. He says to tell you guys I only need training in kido and speed also quincy powers the rest he can take care of." I say happily.
Urahara thinks for a moment. "Well I have the two perfect teachers for those skills here in the shop I"m sure they would be happy to have something to do." he smiles at me.
Both Tessai the former leader of the kido corps and Yoruichi walk in with Yoruichi in her cat form.
"Captain isshin how nice to see you again." The giant man says.
"Kisuke what"s going on." Says yoruichi in her deep cat man voice.
"Would you two like to train isshins son in some kido and flash step skills I"m sure you"ll be quite surprised and there"s not much for you guys to do for now." he says with a smile.
they both look at me. "Sure I"ve got nothing to do but nap lately." Yoruichi says.
"I"ve already restocked everything I"m sure I could teach him some basics for kido we still have books for it around here somewhere." Tessai says.
I poof off some clones shocking the people.
"Alright I"m ready to learn." we all say.
"clones?" kisuke says examining one. "yep I also retain their memories so what they learn I learn." I tell the man who seems to be thinking.
"That"s quite a useful ability." he says looking slightly envious.
"Thanks I could probably teach you how to do it but you"d have to trade me some cool stuff." I tell him
"What you can teach it?!?" he asks excitedly dreaming about having a clone that can fan him while he naps.
"Yep. but I"ll have to make sure you aren"t some strange uncle first who would use it for bad stuff. So far you"ve got a couple strikes already being an old man who runs a candy shop. my mom told me to call the police if I see people like you." I look at him with narrowed eyes. As yoruichi collapses laughing and urahara looks like he"s going to spit blood.
"I like women!" smacking the table.
"So your a lolicon tsk tsk bad uncle. keep far away from my sisters." I shake my fist at him.
He deflates sadly thumping his head on the table while yoruichi is wheezing in the corner.
Isshin is completely red face biting his fist stifling laughter as he watches the genius of the science division get put down by a five year old.
Tessai comes back in carrying some books and notepads with strange designs on them.
Quickly noticing the strange atmosphere he asks. "What happened?"
"it"s nothing lolicon strange uncle just wanted to learn some magic from me." I say putting the final nail in kisuke"s coffin. For the next few years all he would be known as is strange uncle.