My Multiverse Trip

We are welcomed in by some butler looking people.

Making our way inside we are told to wait for the current clan master.

"Let them enter it seems we have a rare guest." comes a female voice from one of the rooms.

we all walk inside to see quite a beauty. The current head of the Shiba clan kukaku shiba.

Kūkaku is a youthful-looking woman of average height. She has green eyes and wears bandages over her long messy black hair that parts down in half at the small of her back. She wears a white skirt and provocative red robe exposing her ample bosom. She is missing her right arm and has a tattoo on her left arm. She wears bandages around her right shoulder and both ankles.

"Yoruichi welcome it"s been a long time since ive last seen you." She says to the cat on my shoulder.

"h.e.l.lo kukaku I"ve come for a little bit of business." she says.

"and what might that be also who are your friends?" She says eyeing the strange looking group.

"Well this blonde one is the son of someone who you might know." She says with a chuckle.

"Who might that be?" Kukaku asks curiously staring at me.

"He is the son of isshin shiba." there"s a crunch as the teacup kukaku was holding is smashed.

"What?! That old b.a.s.t.a.r.d is still alive?! He is supposed to be the leader of the clan not me. He was always off messing around." She says glaring at me.

"Hey don"t look at me I didn"t do anything." I say raising my hands.

"Why are you here?" She asks with narrowed eyes.

"Quite the story I must say. Tell me do you know how your brother died?" I ask looking her in the eyes.

"They say he turned into some kind of monster and was killed." she says in a sad voice.

"Yep but did they tell you who did it?" I ask.

"No there where no clues about what happened. are you saying that someone planned all that?" she asks with a dangerous voice.

"Yep captain Aizen would be at fault for experimenting on your brother and all these nice fellows behind me not to mention quite a few other nasty little things." I say with a smile.

"And what do you and your little rag tag group of friends think you can do against captains?" she asks me seriously.

"Well as it turns out each and every one of these people behind me was once a captain or vice captain. it also just so happens that they have never beaten me in combat once including yoruichi." I smile a very dangerous smile at the woman causing her to shiver.

"I need a bit of transportation into the city so I can cause quite a bit of chaos and havoc as I"m bored and all out of Anime to watch at home." I tell her.

she finally realised exactly what kind of people are standing in her home. A group of monstrously strong people burning with vengeance and a slightly insane even more dangerous monster.

her smile goes wide. "I"ve got the perfect travel arrangements upstairs."

She quickly gets up leading us up to the higher floors we enter into a giant cylindrical room.

"This is the shiba clan masterpiece firework cannon." she tells us.

"And this is a spirit cannonball you put energy into this...o...b..and it creates a sphere of energy around you. With this and the power of the cannon I"m sure I can punch you through the barrier around seritei and you can have all the fun you want."

"Perfect." I say picking up the ball.

"I can launch you at any time."

"Well I think we"ve given them enough time to prepare."

"ah before we go I"ve got a gift for you say ahh." I tell the woman.

"Ahh?" I toss a pill into her mouth.

"That will act in a few minutes and give you a good surprise don"t worry now quickly fire up this puppy." I tell her.

She looks at me in confusion before heading out of the room and closing the metal door.

"alright everyone gather around and put your hand on the ball." I hold it up.

Everyone places a hand on it and a blue orb wraps around us. soon the room moves slightly and from the top i can make out blue sky.

with a mighty boom we are launched out of the mega cannon towards the giant shield.

My fear of heights kicks in but I shut that down pretty quick.

With a crunch we are smashed into the barrier and pop right through.

"Alright team this is it. The big one. The one we"ve all been waiting for. We are gunna win the quidditch cup for sure with this team." I say as they all look at me like I"m crazy.

"Good talk now break!" I pop the cannonball to their shock and horror everyone fires off in different directions.

"MOTHERf.u.c.kERRRRRR." shouts shinji firing off into a random direction.

My cackle follows me to the ground until I smash right through some buildings with a loud ooof.

" I give myself a ten for the delivery but a two for the landing I have to remember not to do evil laughter in the middle of stuff like that. I swear it just slips out now." I mutter.

"If I remember then soul society owes me for one wall. That"s a steep price I better get to work to make up for it." I pull out some white clay and head outside.

I"m surrounded by trash cla.s.s shinigami.

"Ah cannon fodder how did you get here so quickly?" I ask.

"Well you did just destroy the barracks?" one of them points out.

"did i?" I ask looking behind me at the destroyed building.

"It was already like that when I got here." I truthfully tell them.

"We all saw you crash into the building." one says.

"no you didnt." I wave my hand trying to Jedi mind trick them.

"uh but we did?" he insists.

"f.u.c.king Jedi magics never working." I mutter.

"Sorry?"

"Tell me do you guys like art?" I ask them happily.

"No?"

*Gasp!* "nonbelievers!" I look at them in horror before throwing out spider looking clay bombs and jumping onto the roof dodging the explosions.

These are safe art used to make mostly buildings look better and maybe some extra limbs that aren"t really required.

Across seritei everyone lands safely cursing me.

They know exactly where I"m at do to the rolling explosions and screams.

They all split up to cause havoc and the war officially begins.