Did you guys know the most effective way to make a peanut b.u.t.ter and banana sandwich is to put peanut b.u.t.ter on a hot dog bun then just eat the banana like that? Good stuff.Due to the overwhelming defeat at the hands of the androids vegeta went back into training mode with trunks he had to have his broken arm healed aswell. Piccolo suggested the hyperbolic time chamber so they could train for an entire year in a single day.
With how vegeta was he quickly agreed and brought trunks along to train with him. He wanted to be a super saiyan like goku.
The androids took my advice and just did a sort of vacation time and had fun. Except for 17 who was bitter about everything.
Cell with increased speed was busy killing off cities and using his ability to hide from ki sensing to not get caught by piccolo and the others. He was also stalking the androids for a perfect opportunity to attack.
Now what comes next is goku wakes up. Vegeta and trunks exit the hyperbolic time chamber and head off for revenge against the androids.
Vegeta and 17 both being c.o.c.ky little s.h.i.t heads fight it out with Vegeta turning super d.i.c.khead and beating android 17 into the ground. Cell shows up and goads Vegeta who thinks he is immortal since he can become super saiyan. Into giving him 17 and 18 to absorb. At this point 18 had already ran away. Vegeta agreed because he"s c.o.c.ky. And I let cell absorb 17 before I appear.
"Vegeta glad to see you again. I noticed the distinct yellow eyebrows have you become a super saiyan." I ask in mock surprise.
"Yes and now I"ll finally have my revenge. I"ll teach you how a low cla.s.s saiyan compares to the legendary super saiyan." He shouts powering up.
"Really. I do love learning new things. However it"s a big shame you still haven"t learned anything yet I guess I"ll have to teach you properly this time." I turn towards cell who was trying to sneak away towards android 18. "If you move one more inch I"ll kill you." I say pressuring him with ma.s.sive force. He can only sweat at this.
The others didn"t sense my presence though since I had perfect ki control.
In a flash I disappear then reappear holding a strange item in my hand. Vegeta is still shouting and powering up.
Everyone looks at him in horror. Finally he"s done powering up and noticed everyone looking at him in shock. "How is it to gaze upon the majesty of the strongest saiyan elite." He shouts in arrogance.
"Well they aren"t looking at you for that reason I can a.s.sure you." I point out flapping the object I was holding.
He looks confused for a second before noticing the item I was holding. It was a familiar looking muscular arm. He then feels a pinching sensation and looks over to notice his left arm is entirely missing. He quickly covered the bleeding wound and screams in pain.
"Today Vegeta I"m going to show you the difference between a king and a prince and to do this I"m going to beat you to death with your own arm." I say before rushing at him and slapping him across the face with his severed limb. I had reinforced it with haki so it wouldn"t get destroyed.
He flies off looking like a strange shuriken spraying blood everywhere and smashes into a few rock faces before coming to a halt halfway inside of one.
I"m there in a flash and drag him out by his short little legs before proceeding to beat him like a piƱata with his own arm.
I have him hanging upside down by his leg as I just smack him over and over again. He tries to escape by I crunch down on his ankle breaking it and making sure he doesn"t fly off.
All around the area the only sounds heard are the screams of Vegeta and the smacking of flesh on flesh and not in the good way. Soon Vegeta is left battered and broken.
"Have you learned your lesson yet Vegeta?" I ask the man. He just spits blood at me.
"That"s okay you see I"ve got plenty of time and I"ll let you in on a very cool bit of knowledge. I"m actually a farmer and recently I came across some magical beans that can heal you of all injuries and fatigue." I pull out a senzu bean and knee him right in the sternum he screams out in pain and I throw the beans down his throat. It only takes a second and he"s fully healed.
"I have a ma.s.sive supply of these short stuff and I"m willing to waste them on you until you get the point across because I also love being a teacher. But because your so prideful I"m going to make this even more embarra.s.sing for you." I wave my hand and out comes gohan. "I"m going to have this 10 year old child beat you down not even using his super saiyan form which he got at the ripe old age of 4." Gohan powers up showing his super saiyan form and then powers back down. "Yes Vegeta he has this form when you landed on earth and could have killed you with it." I say looking at the shocked face of Vegeta. "I"ll be keeping this arm by the way I have a goal of have my own Vegeta put together by spare parts to show off someday." I say tossing his arm into my inventory to join his tail.
I then throw him to gohan who proceeds to beat the s.h.i.t out of him and walk over to chat with cell.