Fighting Beerus was quite fun but it"s been a while since I"ve had some good old mischief so I figured it"s time to go out and play. What would be the ultimate way to mess with some people in this world. Then it clicked and a smile formed on my face. I pulled up my system and bought a couple of items before flying off.I located the prey I was looking for currently one of them was fighting against Beerus and the other was watching. I speed off and click the item to Vegetas ear and the speed off towards goku and before he can do anything I click the item to his other ear.
Permanent potara earrings even if they take them off nothing will happen and they become useless. They will be stuck as vegito from this point on. The perfect trick.
Thier bodies snap together and fuse into the vegito form.
"Woah this is strange!" He says flexing his arms and legs. Due to me taking Buu he never had to fuse and fight her so there was no gogeta or vegito. Unacceptable. Now they get to worry about the wives ahahaha!
Beerus looks at me. "Potara earrings?" He questions.
"They are permanent." I say with a smile.
"Oh that"s cruel." He laughs.
"Well I"m off for a little while so have fun with that." I point my thumb towards the saiyan.
With another woosh I"m off again this time however it"s not to a place but a place in time. I had used a wish for this information. Soon I"m in a room filled with pods and babies and there"s a crying noise.
I walk over and see a small baby goku screaming his lungs out and next to him a baby broly. With a click of a few b.u.t.tons I pop open the pod and carefully lift the baby broly who eyes me curiously. I release some of my legendary super saiyan aura and he laughs happily.
I then warp off with the new kidnapped baby and take him to the mothers. I"ll let them raise him and warn them of his power and possible anger issues. This will save him from a tragic fate. Let"s see what happens if he gets a loving home and proper training.
One thing is for sure he"s going to be tall as s.h.i.t. His regular form is like 7"8 and in super saiyan form it"s 9 feet.
Now let"s play one more final trick before we grant the wish of one of our most treasured waifus.
I warp off to universe six"s saiyan planet and locate my target.
It"s a girl wearing a tube top and sweatpants leading a group of punks.
I appear right in front of them.
"Who are you? Don"t you know this is my turf?" The girl says.
"A weakling like you actually has a turf." I laugh at her.
"Weakling?!? I"m the strongest person in this whole area no one can even come close to beating me!" She shouts as I laugh harder.
"Your just a regular saiyan and if I wasn"t suppressing my power you wouldn"t be able to walk in front of me." I laugh at her and release some energy smashing her into the ground.
I was right as she can"t even move or talk.
"Really this universe is so weak even the saiyans here have degraded to absolute trash." I smirk and poke her.
"You haven"t even gained legendary super saiyan status and you think your tough." I put my hand on my chin. "Tell you what if you follow me I"ll make you stronger and teach you how to reach your ultimate potential and I"ll give you enemies to fight." I coax with a devils tongue. This is another meat head. Caulifla. "I also have unlimited food and some really good stuff." I open her mouth and pop a fruit of might inside of it. Her power skyrockets to her shock.
I release the pressure and she instantly tries to attack me. Even with her newfound power it doesn"t even leave a scratch.
I slap her away with my tail.
"Well are you interested or not?" I ask her.
"You"ll give me all the food I want and show me this super saiyan form your talking about?" She asks me picking herself up from the ground.
"And I"ll put you in a place with some of the absolute best masters of combat in the world." I throw in.
"I accept!" She quickly shouts.
I warp her into the kingdom before I head off to prepare for a grand adventure.
Before I even make it to the house I see a blonde haired figure excitedly waiting for me. She already fully geared up wearing a Pikachu outfit and hopping in place.
She squeals and jumps at me covering me in kisses. "Finally we are going to a Pokémon world!" She says happily. Luna has been waiting and we must grant her wish. She won"t be the only one going as we have two more people coming along for the ride. A beautiful bluenette and a beautiful redhead will be joining the travels. Hinata and Rias.
I"ll be taking my ninja body for this adventure but I won"t be using anything except my Pokémon for battles unless there is an emergency as demanded by luna. A proper Pokémon adventure with camping bags and tents and everything.
I bring up my system and start buying proper supplies. Backpacks, water bottles, a tent, sleeping bags, all sorts of camping gear. Not a whole lot but enough for our needs, the only thing I"m allowed to cheat with is food as I don"t want to be carrying around a whole bunch of food stuffs.
I bring up the travel screen and start some customizations as we all know that the Pokémon world is f.u.c.ked, who really lets an eleven year old child travel the world with a monster who can breathe fire or lightning.
With a flash of light we are all whisked away towards our fun adventure.