My dragon eggs had hatched it was a wondrous day like a gift right before Christmas my farm was closing in on level 25 at a fast rate at this level it gives out a type of machine I can buy for ma.s.s producing items at a small cost and even upgrading items with other items or production of basic goods with materials. let me give you some examples let"s say I have a bunch of wheat I could ask the machine in my areas to turn it into bread which sells at a better price or I could offer it in shops and such to my people the same thing with sugar canes I could process sugar or fruit jams with my trees and bushes even syrups from my forest area with tapped maple trees and so on. now as for upgraded items it"s like if I get say an rv I could buy some items from my shop like adamantium or Tony starks ark reactor which is unG.o.dly expensive and put it into the rv so I have an admantium skinned ark reactor powered rv that"s so nice right? it can also ma.s.s produce basic gears if I have the materials like steel swords from iron and coal or basic armors so I could buy gear for my inferius if I ever wanted too or even armor of my gnomes with mini gear which I do want too do that. I kind of think of them like the cats from monster hunter they have come a long way and have a small city built now I"ve taught them about concrete and given small phones with touch screens to work as tvs and the like with animal planet and all sorts of channels they are learning at a rapid pace adorable little potato creatures they are. also I stole the durmstrang ship with one of my shadows. it was great watching everyone fall into the lake in shock when it stored it and then poofed off to the kingdom they still haven"t found out what happened with the ministry and Dumbledore both dumbfounded ah such a great life.on to the yule ball everyone was dressed in their best dress robes mine where a nice blue and fleur was in her silver dress the other girls were all looking beautiful and quite eager to dance Hermiones hair wasn"t busy it was nice and held down her buck teeth were fixed with a spell by the nurse after rea.s.suring her that wizard kids don"t get braces. magic react very badly to things like that. Luna was also in a nice silver dress looking kind of like fleurs sister Daphne was in a green one looking the proper princess type and tonks had this tight s.e.xy piece that I knew she was trying to tempt me I"m surprised she hasn"t disguised herself as fleur and jumped me in a half pa.s.sed out state it might actually work with the real fleur giving hints you can imagine most of the kids and teachers shock when I pop up with 5 different girls for the ball it had to be explained that they were taking turns I don"t know why it"s not like we can just all dance at once can we?
The whole place was decorated in lovely ice blue like a kind of snow palace there where ice sculptures the floor and walls where painted magically there where what looked like tiny snowflakes that would dance through the air but never touch us there were Christmas trees set up in the corners and long tables lined up with things like snacks and punch bowls which the Weasley twins tried to spike with firewhiskey and only got one it was fun watching Ron and malfoy make fools of themselves. malfoy walking around telling everyone he loves them and Ron crying in the corner about something or other. Harry went with ginny I had given her some money with the other girls to go shopping I treat her like a kind of little sister most of the time. and Krum went with another of the beaubaxton girls.
We opened the ball like proper champions me and fleur swirling around the dance floor even Harry was doing quite well only Krum looked a bit clumsy he kept stepping on the poor girls feet. after that the weird sisters started playing more upbeat songs and everyone got on the dance floor and had a good time.
McGonagall was twerking Dumbledore did the worm Hagrid and the Madam Maxine where dirty dancing and of course none of this happened but it would have been great if it did. there were however many make out sessions in corners of the room where people couldn"t see and out on the lawns in bushes how it didn"t turn into some orgy is anyone"s guess but there was a lot of foreplay that led to satisfaction later that night I mean it"s a school of teens with hundreds of broom closets what do you expect to happen. my girls didn"t let me off either I had to fulfill some risky promises but it all worked out well leaving them all very satisfied.
None of the Rita skeeter problems showed up in the news and my shadows where handling some business I wanted taken care of before things headed out I had a great heist planned I had used my magical I"d and bought a nice plane ticket with about 3 of my shadows and they had headed off to Kentucky in the states you see there"s a military base there and I was going to aquire a few things from it just because I wanted it. and breaking the fourth wall I knew it would p.i.s.s off some readers who would complain and then others who would want me to use the items for cool op things but no no no my friends I"m just going to troll them and keep them in my gate to look nice. My shadows staked out the base for many days looking for soldiers and people who worked inside and slipped into their shadows my shadows could also use my cloaking ability which is great after we got into the military base we waited for the proper time and snuck into the vaults it was high security armed guards stationed at every entrance and exit multiple checks on identifications and pa.s.sword locked doors one of the most secure places in the world. however this does almost no good with certain magics and i was wondering why no one had done this before. I had my shadows strategically placed to be able to loot as fast as possible in the most efficient way this was a big heist no room for mistakes as the guards where changing shift it happened. my clones all dropped Peruvian darkness powder and everything went black they grabbed everything with the help of portals and inventory none of the cameras could see and then poofed out of existence leaving behind shocked guards it was later reported to the newspapers the greatest heist in all of history and there were zero clues even the American magical society had been called in to help but no one could figure it out my shadows Don"t leave magical residue nor does my gate only the Peruvian darkness powder did and it was confirmed a mage had robbed the base now then I bet your all wondering what base was robbed. Well let me tell you about it folks what I had robbed was a little old base called fort knox and for those of you who don"t know what fort knox is let me just tell you. Fort Knox holds 147.34 million troy ounces (4,583 metric tons) of gold reserves with a market value of US $210.8 billion, representing 56.35% of the gold reserves of the United States. and i had just stolen it all this is equal to 45 billion gp in my system but you know what I"m going to do with it? I"m going to keep it in my gate and do absolutely f.u.c.king nothing with it but leave it there to look nice and inflate my ma.s.sive ego. yep that"s what I"m doing folks I"ve robbed over half of America"s gold and I"m just going to look at it in my gate and not buy a single thing just to anger people cause I"m evil in that way. and later on people are going to ask why are you doing this imagine all the bloodlines and gear and I"ll be like. because it"s fun and I love chaos. I just like to see the world burn a little. now it"s getting closer to my second task and I need to scout out the lake so I"ll chat more later have a good night.