Sitting on my throne and in ophis"s lap I was currently in the form of a toddler pouting up a storm. Ignoring the mad cackles of laughter from Emmet, Sirius and Ryuk. I was receiving nice head pats from ophis. This is what I usually do for her when she is upset after she eats all her snacks. "It"s okay now that your little, big sister ophis will take care of you." She says with a firm look. This is what I get for letting them all watch anime.
More howls of laughter from the goof troop.
I narrow my eyes at them. I quickly scrunch up my face and fake some tears. Turning around with my sad kicked puppy look I say the words that would haunt them for years to come.
"Big sister those guys are bullying me!" I cry out.
Every pair of female eyes lock on the now frozen forms of the boys. There are distinct sounds of weapons being unsheathed and eerie pressure coming from some of them. mostly Kushina and Ophis.
"Bullies are bad." ophis says generating a ma.s.s of energy on her finger and locking it onto the group who have all booked it in separate directions.
A few explosions and limb attachments later they don"t dare to laugh at me anymore.
Sadly for now I can"t grow up my body anymore than this and the system is working on syphoning off power from trihexa and the remains of G.o.d"s energy.
My other bodies are in stasis going through changes along with the 9 tailed beast summons who I"m giving some of the power. even as the system drains them it"s power is still slowly growing. I"m having to link it to different things to try and make up for its insane growth. The jade immortal realm is the biggest help as I can just transfer excess power into cultivation energy and load it up into there.
By now it"s become a beautiful garden of eden with some of the thickest energy the world has ever seen.
My divinities have also increased I"ve gained new divinities based of destruction and creation. Because you cannot have one without the other.
Sadly for the moment I can"t leave the kingdom as who knows what would happen with my body like this going through changes. might release destructive energy and blow up things at random at least here it would be contained.
Well nothing I can do but wait and figure out the problem as we go along. until then I guess I can just be doted upon for a while by all the girls. Also I need to do some serious gardening in the realm as some of the plants are starting to take over.
I send out some of my peerage to retrieve rizevim lucifer as I don"t want him messing things up later on.
Some time later they come back dragging a frothing at the mouth devil. Some of them look kind of beaten up and singed. "Looks like he put up more of a fight than you guys antic.i.p.ated or did you get c.o.c.ky?" I ask with a raised eyebrow. None of them meet my eyes.
I wipe muddy hands off on my dinosaur ap.r.o.n I use for gardening. I wave goodbye to hinata who was giving me a hand and head off towards the throne room.
Jon tosses the ragged looking devil into the middle of the room where a nice chair and Chains clamp him in place. he has already been sealed with magic restraints.
Jon slaps him awake and we proceed with our conversation with ophis resuming her head pats.
"Where am i?" Demands the older devil.
"Your in my domain. I"ve kindly invited you here to discuss some matters." I reply in my childish voice grabbing his attention.
"Who are you?" he sneers still looking around until he catches sight of ophis and all the color drains from his face.
"Ah you might not have recognized me due to my current body. I had a few technical difficulties and was reverted back into this form for a while. You might better know me as Ryan Gremory, also the current leader of the former khaos brigade." I say with a smile.
"Really you guys cause all sorts of problems your almost as bad as the pureblood wizard society. However I can offer you some leniency if you tell me a bit of information about some of your partners in this." I offer him my best deal making smile.
"Ha like you could make me say anything what"s the worst you can do kill me?" he laughs.
"Oh dear it seems your a little behind on the times." I open up the gateway to my h.e.l.lzone and let him watch over all his people and some of his allies. "You see this world is separated from the real world there is only one underworld here and I control it do you know what that means?" I ask him with the voice of someone trying to teach a child.
He goes even paler and nods his head.
"But I"m sure your thinking some of your allies could help you out with the sephiroth grail am I right?" I ask him as he absent-mindedly nods confirming what I thought.
"Sadly that won"t be happening. you see I took the grail for myself and am keeping it way out of any of your fellows hands. As for the vampires who had it?" my hand switches the h.e.l.l viewing to a scene where vampires are slowly being taken apart fingernail by fingernail inch by inch of skin.
"I don"t really like people who experiment on others it"s leaves a bad taste in my mouth." I look at the silently screaming faces of the vampires.
That"s it for him. he spills the beans like Eminem spills spaghetti. my peerage takes down notes to make sure everything is recorded.
After ratting out some devils, G.o.ds and even the location of all his valuables which will be retrieved soon. I happily toss him into h.e.l.l with the shuffle mode on so he can enjoy his time there.
Well I guess all that"s left to deal with for the moment would be hades. I wonder who I should send off to fetch him for me. before a smile comes across my face.
30 minutes later teacher walks in carrying the skull of hades without so much as a scratch on her.
"Thank you teacher I figured it would be fun for you to get out and have a little fun." I smile at the redheaded woman.
"It was very pleasant and reminded me at bit of the land of Shadows though his is much more mediocre." She smiles and tosses the head towards me.
I catch it giving the skullcap a quick polish with my sleeve. "Nice."
I turn the head around and look at the horrified hades. "Well you really got a bit big for your britches didn"t you bonesy? Plotting over how to kill everyone off and not doing your duties properly? I"m sure death would be very dissapointed in you." I tsk tsk him.
"I"m sure that you can feel already who I might be but let me just make it rock solid for you. I am the master of death. Your bosses boss. And I"m not very pleased with you." I give him a reprimanding look.
He tries to sputter out some excuse but I cut him off.
"You"re fired." I rip out his divinity and seize control of the underworld from his soul transferring it over to my domain.
A ma.s.sive influx of soul power invades the kingdom before quickly settling down. My death divinity grows even stronger. soul reincarnation starts to increase at a rapid pace with the influx of billions of new souls. The reapers who have been p.i.s.s poor at doing their job are all to be punished for a while before being retaught what they are supposed to do by proper reapers.
The vast fortune of hades has made its way into my collection. The realms in the real world are all frantic at the dissappearance of the underworld. I just ignore that.