And so, _festina lente! festina lente!_ It is wholesome advice, given in many languages."
"Is the accent on the _festina_ or the _lente_, Father?" he said demurely.
I looked at him.
"Because," he said, "I have been doing things lately that sometimes seem inopportune,--that concert for example, and--"
"They are all right," I said, "but _lente! lente!!_"
"And that little interview with the chapel woman,--I felt I could have done better--?"
"It is all right," I repeated, "but _lente! lente!!_"
"And I think we must stop those little children from saying the Rosary--"
This time I looked at him quite steadily. He was imperturbable and sphinx-like.
"Good evening," I said. "Come up after dinner and let us have a chat about that line in the "Odes" we were speaking about."
I went homewards slowly, and, as I went, the thought would obtrude itself, how far I had recovered my lost authority, and succeeded in satisfying that insatiable monster called Public Opinion. For my curate had been reading for me a story by some American author, in which the narrative ended in a problem whether a lady or a tiger would emerge from a cage under certain circ.u.mstances; and hence, a conundrum was puzzling the world,--the tiger or the lady, which? And my conundrum was, Had I lectured my curate, or had my curate lectured me? I am trying to solve the problem to this day.
CHAPTER X
OVER THE WALNUTS, AND THE ----
Father Letheby did come up, and we had one of those pleasant meetings on which my memory dwells with grat.i.tude. I hope he thinks of them tenderly, too; for I believe he gave more pleasure and edification than he received. We old men are garrulous, and rather laudatory of the past than enthusiastic about the present. And this must needs chafe the nerves of those whose eyes are always turned toward the sanguine future.
Well, this evening we had the famous epilogue of the Third Book of the Odes of Horace for discussion, and our thoughts turned on the poet"s certainty of immortality,--the immortality of fame, in which alone he believed. I remarked what a curious thing it was that men are forever craving for that which, when attained, they fling aside and despise.
"I remember a good old priest," I said, "who was very angry because he did not receive the ecclesiastical honors that sometimes accompany old age. And when I asked, rather foolishly indeed, of what possible use could they be to him, the answer was, he would like to die with his full meed of honors. Well, he got them at last; and after a few months his regret was that he had spent nine pounds on the rochet and mozetta."
"Do you think he would be satisfied to go back to the condition of a "simplex sacerdos" again, and to be called "Father"?" said my curate.
"I do. He had received recognition and was satisfied," I replied.
"There must be something in it. I remember now that bitter letter about Fame, which Tennyson wrote when he had attained a world-wide reputation.
He found Fame to be hostility from his peers, indifference from his superiors, worship from those he despised. He would barter all his Fame for 5,000 a year; and was sorry he ever wrote a line."
"What then is it all? Of what consequence was it to Horace that a poor old priest, in the Ultima Thule of the earth, should find a little pleasure in his lines, some eighteen hundred years after his death?" I said, half musingly.
"None whatever. But these pa.s.sions are the minor wheels of human action, and therefore of human progress, when the great motor, religion, is set aside."
"And you think G.o.d permits them for that reason?"
"Possibly. By the way, Father Dan, allow me to congratulate you on your excellent taste. Why, you have made this little parlor a nest of luxury and refinement."
"Alas! yes. But all my comfort is gone. I blame you for it all, you rascal. Why did you come introducing your civilization here? We were happy enough without it. And like Fame, luxury brings its trials. Hannah wasn"t easy until she rivalled your splendid establishment; and when taste came in, comfort went out by the window. G.o.d bless me! All I have suffered for the last fortnight! I must wipe my boots at the door, and hang up my hat in the hall, and walk on tiptoe on these waxed floors. I am afraid to sit down, lest I should break these doll"s chairs. I am afraid to get up lest I should slip and break my old bones. I am afraid to eat lest I should soil those new napkins. I am afraid to drink lest I should break one of these new gilt cups. I have no comfort but in bed.
What in the world did I do that you should have been sent here?"
"There"s something in it," he said, laughing. "It is the universal law of compensation. But, honestly, it is all very tasteful and neat, and you"ll get used to it. You know it is one of the new and laughable arguments against the eternity of punishment, that you can get used to anything."
"I can"t get that poor fellow, Lloyd, out of my head," I said, changing the subject. "That was a pitiful letter. And the pity is that a strictly private doc.u.ment, such as that was, should see the light and be discussed fifty years after it was written, by two priests on the west coast of Ireland To whom did he write it?"
"To Sir Robert Peel, then Prime Minister."
"There was a dear old friend of my youth," I said, "who was fond of giving advice. I suppose I picked up the evil habit from him. But his summary of all wisdom was this:--
"Never consult a doctor!
"Never go security!
"Never write a letter that may not be read in the market square!"
"I hope you have followed this sapient, but rather preternatural advice," said Father Letheby.
"No," I replied. "It would have been well for me if I had done so."
We both lapsed into a brown study.
"It is not easy for us priests to take advice," he said at last; "I suppose our functions are so magisterial that we cannot understand even the suggestion of inferiority in reproof. Was it not Dean Stanley who said that the Anglican clergy are polished into natural perfection by domestic interchanges of those silent corrections that are so necessary, and that it is the absence of these correctives that accounts for the so many nodes and excrescences of our social characteristics?"
"True. But we won"t take correction. Or rather, no one dare give it. The Bishop can and will; but then a word from a bishop smites like a Nasmyth hammer, and he is necessarily slow of reproof. A Parish priest nowadays dare not correct a curate--"
"I beg pardon, sir," Father Letheby said; "I am sure you"ll do me an infinite favor if you kindly point out my many imprudences and inconsistencies."
"And you"ll take it well?"
"Well," he said dubiously, "I won"t promise that I shall not be nettled.
But I"ll take it respectfully."
"All right. We"ll commence this moment. Give up that coffee-drinking, and take an honest gla.s.s of punch."
He laughed in his own musical way. He knew the anguish that coffee had cost Hannah. She had taken to Father Letheby wonderfully. He had found for her a new brand of snuff, and had praised her cooking. And lo! a miracle. Hannah, the Parish priest"s housekeeper, had actually gone down and visited his servant. It was a tremendous condescension, involving a great deal of thought. But there was a new alliance,--dual again; it is almost like the kaleidoscopic changes of European politicians. Then for several days there were conferences and colloguings, the result being that, as a reward of humility, which indeed always brings its reward even in this world, Hannah has her house furnished _a la mode_, and has learned the science of coffee-making,--a science little known as yet in Ireland. Of course, there have been crosses. It is not pleasant, when a brother priest comes in, to see him stand in amazement and appear quite distracted whilst his politeness will not allow him to demand explanations. And when a more demonstrative character shouts Hallo! when he comes into your parlor, and vents his surprise in a prolonged whistle, and looks at you curiously when your attention is engaged, it is slightly embarra.s.sing. Then, again, I"m told that the villagers are making sarcastic remarks about my little _menage_: "Begor, Hannah won"t be left a pinny"; or, "Begor, Kilronan is looking up"; or, "Begor, he"ll be expecting an incrase of the jues"; and one old woman, who gets an occasional letter from America with an enclosure, is quite sure I have embezzled her money, and she comes to the door three times a week with--"that little letther, your reverence? Sure, I don"t begredge it to you. You"re welcome to it over and over again; but whin "t is convanient, sure you won"t see me wantin"? But sure, Mary will think it quare that I never wrote to thank her." I have given up protesting that I have received no letter lately from Mary; but the "purty boys" down at the forge have set the poor woman crazy. "Yerra, where "ud he get de money for all them grand tings he has?" "Yerra, Kate, you"ll never see dat post-office order." "Write to the Bishop, "oman, and he"ll see you rightified." And then, to crown all, comes the bill, just double what I expected. But it is wonderful how many extras there were, and how wages and the price of material went up. Alas! my little deposit of fifty pounds, which was to secure a few ma.s.ses after my death, where is it?
And poor old Hannah? Well, she"ll have it all after my death, and that will make her doubly careful, and me--doubly miserable.
"Now," I said to Father Letheby, as he daintily balanced his spoon over his cup, and I leisurely stirred the sugar in,--well, no matter, "I don"t like that coffee. It is not sociable. It makes you too cautious, while we, under the potent and expanding influence of native manufacture, are inclined to develop. Now, if you want to succeed in life, give up that Turkish drug and do what all your predecessors did."
"I"m too Irish for that," he said, rather paradoxically, I thought. "I"m afraid I should be talking about my ancestors, and asking some one to be good enough to tread on the tail of my coat."
He knew well that I did not wish to interfere with his tastes.
"Well, however, think kindly of us who cling to old traditions. We too had our day."
I was silent, thinking of old times.
"You never slept in a lime-kiln, I presume," said I, starting from a long reverie.