My Pick Up Artist System

Chapter 313 Ice ice baby

Chapter 313 Ice ice baby


After a hard day"s work, Ben was chilling on his bed, feeling good, as a man who just j.i.z.zed all over an elevator should…


There were a lot of things lightening his mood:


Laura and what became of her…


The points and rewards he was about to eat.


And the fact that he didn"t have to clean up the elevator.


It wasn"t that he was rude. It"s that he was thinking of the janitors. In reality, this was creating jobs. Literally…


With that in mind, certain words flowed from Ben"s noggin"…a remastered little lullaby from a man named Vanilla Ice, called… "Ice Ice Baby."


"Yo see-my-D let"s kick it


Ice ice baby


Ice ice baby


All right stop, don"t need to bate cause listen


Ben is back from a brand new dimension


Magic leaf, grabs a hold of you tightly


Flow out so much poon daily and nightly


Will it ever stop yo, I don"t know


Turn off the lights, and it"ll glow


Like a s.e.x dream, they rock my mic like a vandal


Light up a stage and pump a hump and manhandle


Pants! Go down to the speaker that booms


I"m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom


That leaf, is gonna play a dope melody


Anything less than the best is a felony


Love it or leave it, better not gain weight


You better hit bull"s eye the kid don"t play


If there was a problem, yo I"ll solve it


Unless it"s the elevator cause I involve it


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Now that the party is humping


With the ba.s.s kicked in and the vag"s are pumpin"


Quick to the point to the point no faking


I"m cooking MC"s like a pound of bacon


Burning them if you ain"t quick and nimble


Follow the stratagems, it"s that simple


And a big bat with a souped-up tempo


I"m on a roll and it"s time to go hole-o


Rollin" with my 7.0


With my mush-tip up so my nuts get blown


The girlies on standby waving just to say hi


Did you stop no I just rode by


On elevator to the next stop


I busted a nut and I"m heading to the next notch


The c*ck was dead yo so I continued to floor 1-1 — Male"s Health Magazine!


Girl was hot, prefer gla.s.ses to bikinis


So I hid the sausage like Houdini


Jealous "cause I"m out getting mine


Laura with a vayge and Ben with a vine


Ready for the humps on the wall


The chick acting ill cause she"s slapped with my b.a.l.l.s


c.u.mshots! Rang out like a bell


I grabbed my vine all I heard were yells


Falling off the man-meat real fast


Jumped out the door slapped out the a.s.s


b.u.mper to b.u.mper the elevator"s packed


I"m trying to get away before these jackers jack!


Grease on the scene you know what I mean


They pa.s.sed me up confronted all the yogurt fiends


If there was a problem, yo I"ll solve it


Unless it"s the elevator cause I involve it


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Get head" cause I"m a lyrical poet


Mommy"s on the scene just in case you didn"t know it


My pound that created all the a.s.s sounds


Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground


"Cause my style is a chemical spill


Feasible rhymes that you can envision and feel


c.u.mducted and formed


It"s a h.e.l.l of a c.u.mcept


We make em" wipe and you don"t wanna step on this!


Sausage on the fade, hides like a ninja, pours like a Gatorade


So fast! Other MCs say d.a.m.n~


If my rhyme was a drug I"d sell it by the gram


Keep my composure when it"s time to get loose


Magnetized by the mic while I get that juice


If there was a problem, yo I"ll solve it


Unless it"s the elevator cause I involve it


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla


Ice ice baby vanilla ice


Yo man let"s get out of here


Word to your mother


Ice ice baby too cold


Ice ice baby too cold too cold


Ice Ice baby too cold too cold


Ice ice baby too cold too cold"


Ben was feeling great after he laid down his lyrical poetry…


However, in the end, it was all about the points, which is why Ben couldn"t keep that stupid grin off his face because they were a"comin. Yet, today, he had something even better than that.


[Monthly Challenge: Keep It in the Family - Seduce a woman who is at least a 7 in looks and a legal or blood relative of a woman you"ve slept with]


[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]


[Punishment: Plus or minus one t.e.s.t.i.c.l.e…depending]


[Completion status: 1/1]


[Distributing reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]


[a.s.signing Stat: Knowledge +1]


Ben closed his eyes as he felt his knowledge expand and become clearer, He was growing wiser, more astute, in the areas he was familiar with:


Memes…


D*ck jokes…


a.s.s, t.i.tties, and fart jokes…


"Why is it all this sh*t?!?" Ben opened his eyes in a fury…


Wasn"t he at least good at marketing and some book knowledge, so why was he feeling like all the nonsense was being reinforced… He sighed. "Whatever, this might be my destiny…" Ben was willing to go with the flow.


Besides, there was something more important to take a look at now. Having c.u.mpleted his very worrisome monthly challenge, that now meant he had a new one to look forward to, or perhaps, a new difficulty to deal with.


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